Hell hath no mercy

[technoboiler]

like a woman scorned.....is this true,,, are women less forgiving than men?

come on,, own up,, what have u ever done to get even......lol

and is revenge a dish best served hot! :p

[100%Pat]

Women are MUCH better at revenge than men!
EG: Ladies next time he wont take you to the pub with him after he's gone spend the evening moving the furniture round in the living room, and bedroom (preferably moving bed to a very different place ) just before he's due home, remove light bulbs, then sit back and wait for screams of pain as he blunders into everything , then comes upstairs to throw himself into bed in anger.....
very amusing... :D

[ninjagal600]

when i found out a ex was cheatin on me with my best mate i went to his and put mustard and cress seeds on his carpet and then turned the heating up full whilst he was away with me ex mate on hols...

and i did something else but its too naughty to mention on here

[Jonnyfp]

You know what i did to the wife... :D :D

Tuna steaks stuffed into the mattress when she started shaggin around, i knew when i went out he would come round..

I moved out and 3 weeks later when i moved back in the dirty bitch still had'nt twigged i nearly blew chunks when i walked in the bedroom from the stench.
Had to replace the mattress so it sort of made the whole thing pointless.

[technoboiler]

i cut the sleaves out of everything my ex had,,,lol,,,,he had to walk around in oxfam clothes for months,,,heheheh
now i just sit back and wait for karma to catch em up,,,,,it always does,,and i dont have to do fek all

:p

[Jonnyfp]

Karmas great but ya not always there to see the fruits of natural justice do its work. :mad:

[Mad Dog]

The actual phrase is:-

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

either way, wimmin NEVER forgive and NEVER forget.

They act all pally, pally - girls together etc, whilst slagging each other off in the toilets. :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

PMSL....sounds like Domain last week and BW all the time :D

[Grav]

Jonny, you bitch! get yer claws back in :D :D :D

[Mad Dog]

PMSL....sounds like Domain last week and BW all the time :D

Kinda miss all that. :cool:

[technoboiler]

The actual phrase is:-

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

either way, wimmin NEVER forgive and NEVER forget.

They act all pally, pally - girls together etc, whilst slagging each other off in the toilets. :rolleyes:
look back md,,,thats exactly the frase i used,,,are u a little senile?

and i dont slag women off in toiletts,,,,wastes too much drinkin time,,,if i slag anyone off its to their face,,,most women are the same,,,men are much more bitchy actually,,,,

[Mrs Reject]

Not me - I never slag off my friends!
Revenge however, well that's another matter :) Ex husband got a bucketful of that but only after I had suffered years of misery living with him. The worm turned when he went to court to try to get custody of my son to spite me - couldn't have that. I went to a shop that sold phone bugs and covert recording equipment and bugged my phone house and car and then went out of my way to wind him up (as only an ex-spouse knows how) and record him shouting, making threats and generally carrying on and got all my friends to write statements about his behaviour.
Custody hearing day arrived whereupon I let him tell the judge what a fantastic father he was and then produced statements, recordings of him going mental etc etc. Then to add insult to injury reported him to the CSA (wasn't going to but he asked for it). He moved to Germany and hasn't been seen since.
Moral of the story - never try to take a lionesses cub from her!

[defarter]

I cannot hold a grudge against anyone its just not in me, but er in dor's can be very unforgiving and hard hearted.
If you are silly enough to upset or do the dirty on a woman then expect to pay :eek:

yep women are harder than men....

Mr Wimp... :o

[Mad Dog]

[QUOTE=technoboiler]look back md,,,thats exactly the frase i used,,,are u a little senile? QUOTE]

I may well be, but at least I can still read

look back yerself -

you wrote "Hell hath no MERCY like a woman scorned"

not quite the same :D

[r30]

too much of a wimp me i like the quiet life

[technoboiler]

fek,,,is that what i put,,,pmsl,,,,oh well,,i appologise, but i am sure no1 else spotted it,,, i must take more whisky with my water,,,sorry md,,,i am in your debt for pointing out my very silly mistake,,,lol

watch it matey :p

[defarter]

too much of a wimp me i like the quiet life


Know how yer feel mate :D

[Mrs Reject]

Mercy? Tis a strange and novel concept!

[technoboiler]

dunno where i got that word from,,,,mercy,,,what does it mean anyway? :D

[Jonnyfp]

French for thankyou innit?

[Grav]

fek,,,is that what i put,,,pmsl,,,,oh well,,i appologise, but i am sure no1 else spotted it,,,

I spotted it! wasn't gonna say owt though, not that brave. :D

[technoboiler]

pmsl,,,good move gravy,,,,

ah hell,,,,now everyone can see i aint perfect,,,what a bummer,,,,,lol

[Freak]

Men
Never argue with a woman
They live longer than us so always win.....eventually
:D :D :D

[Grav]

What a load of bollocks. I argue with my wife frequently and win.

[technoboiler]

but i suppose, breaking down the statement,, you could say
hell hath no mercy,,,,like a woman scorned,,as in just like a scorned woman,,,,techy back peddeling,,,lol,,,

anyhoo back to the subject
i once set a bf alight just by getting angry,,,didnt do anything,,,he just went into flames,,,its the witch in me ....lol :eek:

needless to say he was sweet as a nut after that episode.....lol

[Jonnyfp]

And don't do logic in order to win such arguments :D

(women that is)

[technoboiler]

And don't do logic in order to win such arguments :D

(women that is)


the very fact that us women put up with you men is in itself illogical jonny ,,,,, :rolleyes:

[Mad Dog]

fek,,,is that what i put,,,pmsl,,,,oh well,,i appologise, but i am sure no1 else spotted it,,, i must take more whisky with my water,,,sorry md,,,i am in your debt for pointing out my very silly mistake,,,lol

watch it matey :p

U lucky I is a male of the species,

I am able to laugh it off and move on !!! :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

I can hear a tazmanian devil style whirring from the North East! :eek:

[technoboiler]

yeh right md,,,,lol

[technoboiler]

I can hear a tazmanian devil style whirring from the North East! :eek:


as opposed to the soft shyte bunny hopping from brum,,,,, ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Ere Bugs bunny always won.. :D

[Mad Dog]

I can hear a tazmanian devil style whirring from the North East! :eek:

That'll be the Rampant Rabbit.

:D

[technoboiler]

lol,,,i couldnt bare it md,,,i have edited the title,,,,,lol....i am weak,,,shoot me,,, ;)

[Mad Dog]

lol,,,i couldnt bare it md,,,i have edited the title,,,,,lol....i am weak,,,shoot me,,, ;)

See what I mean about the Rampant Rabbit, she's gone all weak at the knees now. ;)

[Jonnyfp]

We had a hairy toed midget round here who was always hittin folk..

He was a rampant hobbit..


*sigh*

Coats on. :D

[technoboiler]

av gorra bad heeeeeeeeeed,,,,lol

anyhoo,,,gotta go get drunk b4 i go out tonight,,,,laters peeps,,,xxxx ;)

[Mad Dog]

av gorra bad heeeeeeeeeed,,,,lol

anyhoo,,,gotta go get drunk b4 i go out tonight,,,,laters peeps,,,xxxx ;)

Blind date? :rolleyes:

[krammer]

i thought it was a river.

[100%Pat]

PMSL
Mr Mad your specialist humour is very welcome on here.... :D

[krammer]

i thought it was a river. sorry, took me eye off the ball there :o

[Mad Dog]

PMSL
Mr Mad your specialist humour is very welcome on here.... :D

I find it a far more effective tool than trouncing.

And, I'm very good at effective tools :D


You've been reading my knitting thread elsewhere :D

[technoboiler]

I find it a far more effective tool than trouncing.

And, I' have a deffective tool :D


You've been reading my knitting thread elsewhere :D
oh my,,,,lol

[Mad Dog]

oh my,,,

Not the first time I've heard that :D

[BikerGran]

Me I could never be bothered with revenge - so glad to see the back of my exes.............

[hellkat]

Life's too short to hold too many grudges. So I save them for Really Special People. There are only two, maybe three people in the whole world I really wish evil upon.

I am never knowingly nasty to anyone to their face or behind their backs. Just not worth it, because it ALWAYS gets back. I keep a lot up here *taps head* and mull over it till I come to a conclusion about it.

I don't even hold grudges against any of my ex's. I wouldn't "cross the street" on any of them, in fact would be pleased to say hello if I saw any of them.

However ... there's a lot to be said for cultivating the art of looking enigmatic whilst others are discussing revenge upon one's perceived enemies. Never let them know what you are REALLY thinking. And plot your own revenge carefully.

Its all very well being hot headed and going right out and doing something straight away. Those sort of schemes are never thought out properly, and its hardly worth being banged up for taking your wrath out on some wankstain who would be better off dealt with in a slower and more excruciatingly embarrassing fashion.

Sometimes they even do it to themselves, which is even more pleasurable to watch from a place of safety and virtue, heh heh.

[memnoch]

Personally, some of the stuff I've read about what folks have done to ex's etc, is really funny....

In fact, I wish my ex had done some of that stuff when we split up (and I wasn't screwin around before we did, either) instead of the almost 8 years of continuous grief I've had and am still getting where she uses our son as a tool for her to vent her (still, would you believe) bitterness!

Everything has to be HER way! Extra time with my son is given (or not) only if it suits her and only ever on her terms (fcuking different when she wants to go play with her mates in Manchester at a weekend - THEN, it's '...Oh, you can have him an extra night this weekend if ya want...' See what I mean...

Again, I can take all that ****...like water off a duck's back now...BUT, I don't like the fact that I have to barter for extra time and I don't like the fact that she doesn't actually consider what HE wants...

Can't wait for the time when he says to her 'I think I'll go live with me dad now' He may not of course but he ain't daft and he can see what she does and how it affects him as well as me...

OK off me soapbox now I think but before I go....lol

Fine ladies, chop sleeves and legs off of clothes, plant seeds in carpets, rant and rave down the phone if that's what rings yer bell....but if you think about using the kids against the old man (or vice versa lads)...it just ain't worth it!

Only people that get hurt in the end are the kids....

Sorry folks, went off on one there.... :mad: :o :mad:

[minxy]

Hear hear Mems - that sucks.

I'm a bit too fluffy to be bothered with revenge. But the thing is, though I may forget most things and let them pass me by - woe betide the one who thinks all is forgiven/forgotten and they cross me on a bad day.
Some dozy bint had been winding me up over a period of time and I let it all go .... until she had rather bad timing one day and was giving me the evils from her kitchen window. I strutted up, yanked the window so hard that she had to call a 'man' in to close it again and was prepared to pull her through the window until someone pulled me back coz the other neighbour had called old bill.
Never did get any more crap from her. And probably a good job I didnt get face to face too. But that is a rareity for me. I think people who do bad things will eventually have bad things done to them with no intervention needed from me.

:)

[Doro]

I never took out revenge on anyone cos I ain't devious enough methinks, but I do enjoy sitting back and smirking when 'fate' deals out bodyslammers to the bad people, I can just relax and bask in the joy (then feel guilty laters for wishing bad things on people :( )


in my own little egocentric way I like to think that my revenge on my exes is to leave them - if my mind is wired the right way, then I'm perfect and obviously the best gf they'll ever have, so they'll spend the rest of their days in purgatory wishing they'd been better behaved so they could still have me


but then again, in my world I'm queen and I can think what I like, whether it's true or not in the 'real' world doesn't matter

in my head they're all suffering ha ha ha ha (s'posed to be an evil laugh btw)



yeah yeah ok so I'm bonkers......who cares?

[Gypsy]

take a deep breath and relax :D

[Jonnyfp]

Personally, some of the stuff I've read about what folks have done to ex's etc, is really funny....

In fact, I wish my ex had done some of that stuff when we split up (and I wasn't screwin around before we did, either) instead of the almost 8 years of continuous grief I've had and am still getting where she uses our son as a tool for her to vent her (still, would you believe) bitterness!

Everything has to be HER way! Extra time with my son is given (or not) only if it suits her and only ever on her terms (fcuking different when she wants to go play with her mates in Manchester at a weekend - THEN, it's '...Oh, you can have him an extra night this weekend if ya want...' See what I mean...

Again, I can take all that ****...like water off a duck's back now...BUT, I don't like the fact that I have to barter for extra time and I don't like the fact that she doesn't actually consider what HE wants...

Can't wait for the time when he says to her 'I think I'll go live with me dad now' He may not of course but he ain't daft and he can see what she does and how it affects him as well as me...

OK off me soapbox now I think but before I go....lol

Fine ladies, chop sleeves and legs off of clothes, plant seeds in carpets, rant and rave down the phone if that's what rings yer bell....but if you think about using the kids against the old man (or vice versa lads)...it just ain't worth it!

Only people that get hurt in the end are the kids....

Sorry folks, went off on one there.... :mad: :o :mad:


*applaudes with a standing ovation*

[hellkat]

so they'll spend the rest of their days in purgatory wishing they'd been better behaved so they could still have me

Particularly gratifying :)

*smirk*

[Miss Demeanour]

Particularly gratifying :)

*smirk*

In my current memory, I've only caught myself wishing really bad things on someone once, and then promptly reined myself in. I usually wish people exactly what they want for themselves.

I tend to work on the princple of 'what goes around, comes around', and/or 'you reap what you sow'. If someone has pi$$ed me off, then chances are they've pi$$ed off someone bigger and nastier than I, who shall be more eager to exact a comeuppance.

Nasty, unpleasant, backstabbing, two-timing, mentally abusing cretins [delete as appropriate] tend to bring about their own downfall. All you need is a little patience, popcorn and ringside seats.

[Jonnyfp]

Bloody wise for a youngun aint ya? :D

[Fran]

I wished nasty things on someone I know & when the sh1t hit the fan for her (nothing to do with me)it was at the same time her mother died.The crap she landed in was of her own making but I felt bad because I'd wished it on her & it all came down at the worst time possible... :(

[defarter]

Holding a grude or winding yourself up over someone else is not worth it, The best way to get back at someone is to walk away, ignore them that usually gets to people more than you'd think.

Lifes to short so enjoy it while you can, and for most of us there is always something/someone better waiting in the wings. :)

[GarrysPhrogg]

I once left someone in the land of know where in Scotland and made them make thier own way home for treating me like shyte, also anyone else who treats me like shyte I like to get it sorted and out of the way and make sure that whatever I do they will not even think about doing it again, sometimes though it's not possible to sort it out straight away so it's best to sit back and wait ~what goes around, comes around~ :)

Lynne <who treats people with the utmost respect, and will do anything for anyone but if someone crosses me ggrrrrrrrrrrr>