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Freak
19-01-2005, 01:06 PM
Love drinking but Hate hangovers
Love Davina Mcall but hate big brother
Love riding fast but hate speed cameras
Love thunder but hate lightening
Love food but hate being fat
Love TV but hate adverts
Love sunny weather but hate being hot
Love snow but hate being cold

You get the idea :D :D
Yoda
19-01-2005, 01:09 PM
I Love Marmite
blackhack
19-01-2005, 01:27 PM
Marmite, thickly spread over fresh kippers........
defarter
19-01-2005, 01:52 PM
BBQ bananas, yummie yummie :p
technoboiler
19-01-2005, 01:54 PM
i love shellfish
but hate red peppers :cool:
memnoch
19-01-2005, 02:10 PM
I love thick cut Marmalade & chicken crisp sandwiches (in one sandwich of course)...

I hate cabbage
Mrs Reject
19-01-2005, 03:04 PM
I have ambiguous feelings towards mitch at the moment as he crashed my car this morning :mad:

Dictionary definition: Ambiguous, making one's spouse sleep on the couch for the rest of their lives.
Mrs Reject
19-01-2005, 03:07 PM
However - I reversed into a fence and pranged the back bumper denting it all to feck last year so at least now we can get it all replaced and blame the driver that went into the back of Mitch :)
Grav
19-01-2005, 03:12 PM
Mitch got rammed up the back end by another bloke???!!! :eek:
ninjagal600
19-01-2005, 03:24 PM
Love going to bed...

Hate having to get up in the morning
Mrs Reject
19-01-2005, 03:25 PM
Mitch got rammed up the back end by another bloke???!!! :eek:

No, a woman! She was at the wheel drinking a cup of coffee ff's:eek:
Grav
19-01-2005, 03:30 PM
Fcuking stupid bitch! :mad:

Is Mitch ok?
Mad Dog
19-01-2005, 03:32 PM
Not been his week has it.

His stunt riding display got off to a bad finish !! :D


And,

How come "He" crashed your car,
when
someone else ran into the back of him? :rolleyes:
Mrs Reject
19-01-2005, 03:37 PM
Not been his week has it.

His stunt riding display got off to a bad finish !! :D


And,

How come "He" crashed your car,
when
someone else ran into the back of him? :rolleyes:

He was in it, that's all I need to know - female logic innit :D Hope your van didn't get scratched by the way?
Grav
19-01-2005, 03:41 PM
Not been his week has it.

His stunt riding display got off to a bad finish !! :D




What happened? :rolleyes:
Mad Dog
19-01-2005, 04:04 PM
What happened? :rolleyes:

I promised I wouldn't tell :rolleyes:
Grav
19-01-2005, 04:07 PM
I will ring him later and make him tell me. :D

One of these days that boy is going to learn not to have accidents.........
krammer
19-01-2005, 04:31 PM
love a laugh, hate spite. thinking about it though there are'nt many things that i actually hate because i think hatred just corrodes you. plenty of things i'm not too keen on though like the post shag 'will you hold me ' routine when all i want to do is get some kip :o oh, figs i don't like figs. ...carrots as well.
RedRobbie
19-01-2005, 04:34 PM
Love shagging. Hate the damp patch
krammer
19-01-2005, 04:42 PM
Love shagging. Hate the damp patch damp patch? don't get them but i wondered what those stalactite things were hanging off the ceiling :eek:
technoboiler
19-01-2005, 05:00 PM
damp patch? don't get them but i wondered what those stalactite things were hanging off the ceiling :eek:


thats ya bogies off when u sneeze ;)
krammer
19-01-2005, 05:02 PM
thats ya bogies off when u sneeze ;) well being a gentleman i only sneeze into the pillow :eek:
technoboiler
19-01-2005, 05:03 PM
bet u pick ya nose with the sheets too,,,,ewwwwww,,,men are foul things,,,,,lol
krammer
19-01-2005, 05:09 PM
bet u pick ya nose with the sheets too,,,,ewwwwww,,,men are foul things,,,,,lol actually madam i don't pick my nose. i adopt the finger over one nostril and blow down the other, when that one is running clear i simply apply the same principle to the other nostril, simple yet effective!
100%Pat
19-01-2005, 05:20 PM
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Bosun
19-01-2005, 05:44 PM
bet u pick ya nose with the sheets too,,,,ewwwwww,,,men are foul things,,,,,lol


i thought thats what the valance things (why do girls like them) are for, general wipage se
RedRobbie
19-01-2005, 07:58 PM
Call me a romantic fool but what i do is fart under the covers then blow a raspbery. She dodges the spray by diving under the duvett and bingo GOT HER
Jay
19-01-2005, 08:45 PM
You are the man, but not quite the standard of my buddy at work today who informed me that he made his girlfriend some sandwiches this morning........................................... .......and then trumped into the box before shutting the lid.

Oh and I LOVE coming round from an anaesthetic but hate going to hospital!
BikerGran
19-01-2005, 08:50 PM
Lo9ve gettin paid.......

Hate goin to work.......
Steel Draconian
19-01-2005, 08:50 PM
Love Money, Hate work
Love me Bike, Hate Fixing the fekin thing
Love the wife, Hate her PMT
Love Rallies, Hate Waiting winter out
Love camping, hate putting Tent up
Love Drinking, Hate Hangovers
love a spliff, Hate my works piss samples
Nitrowing
19-01-2005, 08:57 PM
No, a woman! She was at the wheel drinking a cup of coffee ff's:eek:
ffs - she could have scalded herself!!! :rolleyes:
RedRobbie
19-01-2005, 09:46 PM
Love my boss











































I'll just get my coat !