Wd 40

[poridge wog]

item written in todays times on page five discussing the new use for wd40, apparently publicans in london have found that if they spray it on the cistern in the toilets people cant do a line on it i quote "pc pease said it congeals and prevents it being sniffed. the mixture of oil and coke makes their nose bleed". anyone else got an allternative use for wd40 and remember wd40's web site lists 2,000 uses apparently.

mind how you go :rolleyes:

[Gypsy]

oven cleaner

[poridge wog]

hope it aint a gas cooker, BOOM :p

[Mad Dog]

Makes a good flamethrower :)

[Mad Dog]

Sprayed on a PIR movement detector, it (allegedly) diffuses the signal, rendering it useless. :rolleyes:

[Yoda]

if you spray it down the end of your willy
then your sperm comes out faster

Yoda

[Mad Dog]

if you spray it down the end of your willy
then your sperm comes out faster

Yoda

Not an appropriate moment to open your workshop door and ask if you want a cuppa tea then? :eek:

[blackhack]

And it dosent squeek

[Jonnyfp]

if you spray it down the end of your willy
then your sperm comes out faster

Yoda

:D . :D . :D . :D .

[Huw Beer Monster]

if you spray it down the end of your willy
then your sperm comes out faster

Yoda
Does it aid with the birth?

And does it make your kid have greasy hair or oily skin? ;)

[TaxiDave]

Some people would put the handy straw like applicator onto the nozzle and spray it through the alloy wheels and all over the discs and pads of some poor little chavs Saxo/Corsa etc, etc.

Not me of course, just some people!! :D :D :D

[krammer]

i used a can of wd40 to kill a humongous spider a while ago. not the spray you understand just the can. :)

[Steel Draconian]

if you spray it down the end of your willy
then your sperm comes out faster

Yoda

Didn't make me cum any quicker, but i have a lot smoother wank without a squeek!

[Yoda]

Didn't make me cum any quicker, but i have a lot smoother wank without a squeek!

i tried that one but i sprained 'Both' hands when they slipped off
..
now what about if you have constipation????? :eek:

Yoda

[krammer]

i tried that one but i sprained 'Both' hands when they slipped off
..
now what about if you have constipation????? :eek:

Yoda oh yes, a glass of wd40 will definately cure your constipation. :D

[Steel Draconian]

i tried that one but i sprained 'Both' hands when they slipped off
..
now what about if you have constipation????? :eek:

Yoda


Wipe yer Arse carefully or yer hand shoots up yer back, leaving a longer skid mark than the RM undies.

[Fran]

Aphrodisiac for me! Better than any aftershave. :p

[Suzukiron]

The most amazing thing is its ability to penetrate seized nuts, spray it on, leave it a wee while, then apply big wrench...n wooooooohoooooooo nuts get slackened off.....brilliant...
Much more effective of course is the application of heat....but sometimes WD has its uses, though personally i prefer Duck oil!!
Later
Ron
;)

[Jay]

:o I found out it's great for getting your wifes hair dryer to 'inexplicably' burst into flames the next time she uses it.....to my peril obviously.

[BikerGran]

Tis good for getting oil stains out of your best jeans - spray with WD, leave for a while, then wash. Makes the next load of washing smell a bit but what the heck!

[Steel Draconian]

The most amazing thing is its ability to penetrate seized nuts, spray it on, leave it a wee while, then apply big wrench...n wooooooohoooooooo nuts get slackened off.....brilliant...
Much more effective of course is the application of heat....but sometimes WD has its uses, though personally i prefer Duck oil!!
Later
Ron
;)

A blow job of the wife works just as well!