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[Gypsy]

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[Gypsy]

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[Gypsy]

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[Gypsy]

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[memnoch]

ah hah hah hah lol lmao....

love the 'dado rail'....

fcuking excellent folks - not laughed so hard for ages....cheers

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i liked the pmt dwarfs...lol

[defarter]

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mans evolution,,,,,,,,,

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dating agency.................

[memnoch]

Benefits of being Female

*They got off the Titanic first.
* They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* When they buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
* Their boyfriend's clothes look elfin and gorgeous on them -- guys look like complete idiots in theirs.
* They can be groupies.
* Male groupies are stalkers.
* They've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for them.
* Men die sooner, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.
* They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* Free drinks.
* Free dinners.
* They can hug their friends without wondering if they think they're gay.
* They can hug their friends without wondering if they're gay.
* They know the truth about whether size matters.
* New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
* Condoms make no significant difference in their enjoyment of sex.
* It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower
* No fashion faux pas they make could rival the Speedo.
* They don't fart to amuse themselves.
* If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
* They can congratulate their teammate without ever touching her ass.
* If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
* They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
* They have the ability to dress themselves.
*They don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
* They have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month.
* They can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.
*If they marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.
* Their friends won't think they're their weird if they ask whether there's spinach in their teeth.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.
* Gay waiters don't make them uncomfortable.
* They'll never regret piercing their ears.
* They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* They'll never discover they've been duped by a Wonderbra.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND....

How women advertise themselves in dating ads - and what they really mean!

40-ish....................... .. 51
Aventurer.................... .Slept with all your mates
Athletic..................... ....No tits
Average looking............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful.................... ...Pathologial liar
Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
Educated..................... .Was fcuked to bits at Uni'
Emotionally Secure........On medication
Feminist..................... ....Fat
Free spirit......................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former slut
Fun.......................... .....Annoying
Gentle....................... ....Dull
Good Listener...............Autistic
New-Age...................... Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................ No B.J’s or anal
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing..................... ...Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................... ...Sloppy drunk
Poet......................... ......Depressive
Professional............... ...Bitch
Romantic..................... ..Frigid
Social....................... .....Pussy like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous................... .Very Fat
Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
Widow........................ ...Murderer
bubbly............................will quickly get on your tits

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ohhhhhhhhh....bare behind!

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brummie car alarm,,,,,,lol

[defarter]

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bad dog,,,,,,,,,

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might be time to eat now,,,lol

[Jay]

an oldy but funny

[Jay]

sorry your eminence

[Jimbob]

sorry your eminence
Sick sickety sick sick :eek:

[Gypsy]

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[Jonnyfp]

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/

:D :D

[saxman]

:eek: :D .................

[saxman]

:d :d ...........

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:eek: :eek: ..............

[saxman]

:o :o ..........

[weldy]

vodka.....keyboard...cloth moment ......what a thread ..pure class guys


matt :D :D

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[saxman]

treat her right.......

[saxman]

thats the way to treat her ...... :D