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lowrider
14-08-2008, 05:23 PM
Got to do the old joke about taking down anything you say:D



http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-evening-chronicle/2008/08/14/policewoman-suspended-in-escort-inquiry-72703-21532543/

Oozee
14-08-2008, 05:29 PM
Was she an "undercover" cop?

John Hopkins
15-08-2008, 09:07 PM
Quite tasty too...apparantly...John

Mistress Maker
15-08-2008, 09:29 PM
Quite tasty too...apparantly...John



you ''looked'' didn,t you?????:eek:

Titus
15-08-2008, 10:20 PM
You can see this being:-

"we don't get paid enough to be coppers had to work on something/someone else" me lord" Honest

Blue38
18-08-2008, 02:07 PM
At least you get a chance to fu ck a copper for once,instead of the fecking you :D:D

Steve D
18-08-2008, 02:15 PM
100 per hour. I'll have a tenners worth then.:D:drool:

Blue38
18-08-2008, 02:22 PM
100 per hour. I'll have a tenners worth then.:D:drool:

tee hee:D:D

Blue38
18-08-2008, 02:23 PM
Sado-Masochism comes to mind :D:D

Simon B
18-08-2008, 02:32 PM
No picture of her

Did you have to write to the court to get photographic proof of your 100 fine 1st?

100 for an hour bloody hell, whatever happened to four bacardi breezers and away you go son

Blue38
18-08-2008, 02:43 PM
100 for an hour bloody hell, whatever happened to four bacardi breezers and away you go son

She can't be bribed like that,she's a copper :D:thumbsu:

Friar Tuck
19-08-2008, 06:32 AM
Does she do Nursey Uniforms?

John Hopkins
19-08-2008, 10:00 AM
You can see a photo of Kelly here. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1556729.ece ..The face isn't great who looks at the mantlepiece while poking the fire....John

Kylie
19-08-2008, 10:08 AM
If it was genuinely escort work then whats the big deal? OK maybe she shouldnt have done it as a serving officer, but... its only company and conversation not sex

John Hopkins
19-08-2008, 10:27 AM
If it was genuinely escort work then whats the big deal? OK maybe she shouldnt have done it as a serving officer, but... its only company and conversation not sex

Fair enough, ALL polititians have directorships and second jobs..can't see any problem with anyone working two jobs for extra money..I think the point of the story is a big hairy arsed copper stripping down to her keks...If it had been a copper working as a shelf filler at Tesco after hours for minimum wage would they have said anything...my posts on the subject have just been schoolboy type sniggering...(note to moderators this is not an unauthorised used of a Snigger, but a reference to an action that didn't actually happen)...John

Nufkamp
19-08-2008, 03:48 PM
The URL for the proper pic has changed.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1575153.ece

Suzukiron
19-08-2008, 04:47 PM
Pictures in the Sun...i just saw it when i was in the howf here at work....

Not that bonnie it has to be said...

each to there own...

I could probably spare 3mins maybe.......

Later
Ron
:thumbu::unsure:

Nufkamp
19-08-2008, 06:41 PM
3 minutes??
Does that include the time it takes to eat a pizza?

bird
19-08-2008, 07:24 PM
she delivers Pizza as well?:eek: