Perfect Woman?

[100%Pat]

The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.


Question: Who was the survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.


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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

[poridge wog]

pat the definition of the perfect woman goes like this

stands my waist high,no teeth and can breath through her ears
oh and has a flat head so i can rest me pint on it :p

[mr.chaz]

pat the definition of the perfect woman goes like this

stands my waist high,no teeth and can breath through her ears
oh and has a flat head so i can rest me pint on it :p



I used to live in a small rural Welsh village. That sounds like 99% of the women there! ( the other 1% was a haemophrodite - a whole new meaning to the term 1%er!)

Glad I moved home! :eek:

[poridge wog]

i always thought that things that were waist high and used for sex in wales were sheep :eek: