drinking gags!!!! he he!

[RIDLER]

i've spent all day thinking i pissed meself last night after a large (pub/club/mates place) do!!!!
woke up in a chair with soaking trousers to walk home in .
come to find out it was a gag , of which lovely ale had been poured in my lap (what a waste). THANKS YA BASTIDS :rolleyes:

gotta be some tales out there with yas, i know blackpig has, aint ya bruv..te he he ;)

[Bosun]

i gave my blind friend a pint of water in a pub once... he drank it all complaining it just werent right

his family and mates all peeing themselves not trying to laugh..

he says he will find ythe funny side one day :)

[brandersnatch]

Not a gag just a funny story. Mnay years ago at one of the Rally Review winter bashes (remember them?). Our mate The Captain managed to get back to his tent. Unfortunately he couldn't get himself together to go inside the tent so he went to sleep outside. Some time later he woke up feeling a bit dicky so he unzipped the tent, put his head inside and threw up the contents of his stomach all over his kit, he then carefully zipped up the tent again and went back to sleep!

[RIDLER]

i gave my blind friend a pint of water in a pub once... he drank it all complaining it just werent right

his family and mates all peeing themselves not trying to laugh..

he says he will find ythe funny side one day :)



oh i found it funny , but none of the dozy geets got a photo .

revenge will be sweet . hahaha (phycotic laughter) :D

[Freak]

I once kicked out some cheeky pissed up idiot who had got into MY tent :mad: only to wake up in the early hours n realise it wasn't actually my tent :o Ooops. The geezer I kicked out never returned either :o If it was you...I'm sorry, I was very, very drunk :D

[Doro]

I once got home really drunk

the babysitter was in my bed so I fell asleep on the sofa

woke up feeling sick so I reached out for summat, found a bucket and threw up in that - thought it was a good idea I'd had the sense to put a bucket near the sofa before I fell asleep

woke up in the a.m. feeling mighty hungover, only to find my sick bucket was the other one - the one with all me clean washing in..! yak..!

and I did all my washing by hand in those days :( cos I didn't have a m/c

[BlackPig]

gotta be some tales out there with yas, i know blackpig has, aint ya bruv..te he he ;)

What you mean like the time we got the YTS boy pissed at the Shipwrights in Helford ?
He thought he'd take us (me an' the old fella) on in a drinkin' competition,he was drinkin' whisky an' coke.It really is amazing just how pissed somebody can get on neat coke !!!

We got another one absolutely bolloxed with a three skined rolly,laugh I nearly fell overboard !! :D :D

[saxman]

i'm still trying to find out wot twat shaved one of me eyebrows off 15 years ago :mad:

[Rogue Monkey]

Mrs Monkey was funny last week when we was at me mates party! :p She got caught with every trick goin but the funnyest was the one were ya put a funnel dowwn yer pants and try to catch a penny off yer forehead in it! Then when you is tryin to do this two "judges pours good beer down the funnel! :D Wet trousers enchew thereafter! :p I myself have NEVER been caught out! :p

[poridge wog]

at a party a few years back two o me mates got absolutely paralitic and crashed out so putting on a rubber glove deep heat was rubbed on one guys arishole and then onto the other guys bell end, then the two were rolled together so they woke up next to each other. the look on their faces the next mornin was feckin hilarious, spent all the next week runnin fer me life :eek: :D

[poridge wog]

at another party one lad fell asleep so a half rotten banana was shoved down the back o his trousers when he woke up an rolled over he was convinced he had sh&t himself heheheh :p :D

[Doro]

We got another one absolutely bolloxed with a three skined rolly,laugh I nearly fell overboard !! :D :D

I did that to a mate once *grin*

[Crofty]

once woke up to find my mates head neatly zipped inside the tent, he'd collaped/passed out when we were partyin' (leeds festival2002) with his head just in the door and his body outside. apparently I'd woke up to find it was a bit cold so i zipped the tent as far as i could, just leaving his head.

[krammer]

thinking back to some of the things we would do to the first person to fall asleep really amazes me now that i'm all sensible and stuff ;) the worst was setting fire to the bottom of the sleeping victims jeans, it is really surprising just how far up the leg the flame would reach before the hapless soul woke up and we would then put out the fire by chucking a bowl of water over him. :eek:

[Doro]

a work of art..................

[BlackPig]

We did block a pissed sleeping squaddies head against the table he'd gone to sleep on by standing beer cans on end and jamming the last one in against the ceiling :rolleyes: The guy was a right plonker and was regularly the butt of other peoples "humour" !! :D :D