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Friar Tuck
16-01-2005, 08:51 AM
So how did man find out about alcohol?

Jonnyfp
16-01-2005, 08:57 AM
Rotton fruit,

Oh and also as a preservative.
Thats an endless one tho innit, how did we find out about cheese?
or bread.
Or cannabis. :D

Jimbob
16-01-2005, 09:42 AM
Or shampoo and toothpaste!

Dougie
16-01-2005, 10:50 AM
Or which fruits & veg were edible?
"Hey Ugg,try this,tell me what you think."
"Okay" munch munch "AAAKK!!!!"
"Zog,how about you?"
"AYE RIGHT!"

Jonnyfp
16-01-2005, 11:11 AM
That made me chuckle...lol

RedRobbie
16-01-2005, 11:14 AM
He found a bottle of warninks advocart on xmas eve and said "this is ****e I want something stronger" he then found the vodka, scotch ber etc... and eventualy made bacardi breezers for the kids.

Thats the history of alcohol as recorded by Plinny the elder 132 bc

Fran
16-01-2005, 11:23 AM
So how did man find out about alcohol?

Went to Victoria Wines & there it was...... :D

Zeek
16-01-2005, 11:34 AM
& what was the guy on who said that "I am gonna cook & eat what comes out of that chickens arse"............. :D

Shaftdrive
16-01-2005, 12:45 PM
So how did man find out about alcohol?

And what is more important
How did my Missus find out I was Sh****** the Barmaid

Sir Ewok
16-01-2005, 01:30 PM
Marijuana was smoked way back in the stone age. Pipes have been found, made from animal bones, containing traces of burnt ganja. What a result smoke yer gear and then eat the spare ribs when you get the munchies.
Alcahol was as pointed out, rotten fruit. Some fruits ferment naturally as they rot, producing low level alcahol. Theory has it that apples falling into water containers produced the first cider and recognisable brewing process.

*from the Ewokandtuck Big Boys & Girls Book of Facts*