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Bosun
15-01-2005, 07:31 PM
July me and girlfriend are hitting isle of wight
september im on the bike to scotland
July me and girlfriend are hitting isle of wight
september im on the bike to scotland
Thanks for the heads up!Time for a sharp exit... :D
sprintbint
15-01-2005, 08:56 PM
July me and girlfriend are hitting isle of wight
september im on the bike to scotland
Far too close for comfort :D
Rogue Monkey
15-01-2005, 09:37 PM
call in wen passin manchester dude! :o
coffees on when ya go by on the A1, couple miles south of scotch corner :)
defarter
16-01-2005, 12:06 AM
Eh up lad, tha's getten it abit rong fer a schooled up southerner. Has nobbody telt thee that the civilsed bit o this ere sceptered isle ispelt 'NORF' and the uncivilised bit at the bottom is spelt 'SARF'
now the kids have left home and the missus has pi**ed off.
Any tips on how you worked that one :D
technoboiler
16-01-2005, 12:43 AM
dont u think you should change ya name to unhappy biker,,,,lol
defarter
16-01-2005, 01:01 AM
Wife decided that the £120 grand I had just come into was better spent by her than us.
That sounds a bit exspensive I'll just have to carry on with the powered glass :D
blackhack
16-01-2005, 01:08 AM
I think I'd better put on a big Haggis for when you come up Fayji....:)
technoboiler
16-01-2005, 01:13 AM
i would offer a stop ova up in newcastle,,,,but i am not that nice,,, ;)
saxman
16-01-2005, 01:16 AM
your welcome to pop in for a drink on your way to the I O W, in july.
we might be out tho
:p
:D
technoboiler
16-01-2005, 01:41 AM
if u do go past newcastle,,,can u tidy my garden?,,,,and wash the windows? :p
Friar Tuck
16-01-2005, 07:33 AM
Plenty of turkeys over here in Naarfolk you can shag on your up Norf!
Bosun
16-01-2005, 05:21 PM
theres still threats that trip to scotland will end up lands end to john oh groats
i think my friends have been too effected by "The long way round"
Suzukiron
16-01-2005, 06:40 PM
The ditch will have been dug...(Plan A for the great unemployable AKA NEDS up ere, come the revolution!!) Passport control n drawbridges will be in place!! on both M6 and A1, The Scottish regiments will be re established guarding our borders...Berwick, will be retaken...along with Carlisle(If its not underwater!)
you will need to have a visa in place saying why you wish to visit, and who will be guiding you...Tourist will be discouraged, particularly the Caravan Club!!, coaches will also be banned from the sides of our great lochs, in particular Loch Ness, n Loch Lomond..
Unguided tours will be discouraged...There be Bandits you know!!(As well as Fazers n R1s)
Its a myth that there are no gatso's....we have loads, the roads are ****e, surfaces covered in overbanding, dead expensive B&Bs n campsites, Why would anyone wanna come up ere????..(Ever thought i dinnae want anyone spoiling my riding fun...LOL, empty roads, beautiful scenery..clean air, friendly natives..)
Later Days
Ron
(Tour Guide extrodinaire!! The fastest most beautiful roads are in the southwest BTW..)
Much to my Chagrin and with an initial feeling of extreme horror, I find myself actually agreeing with Ron! :eek: :D
Must go for a lie down now.......
saxman
17-01-2005, 01:08 AM
theres still threats that trip to scotland will end up lands end to john oh groats
i think my friends have been too effected by "The long way round"
are you sure thats not the 'thong way' round
:eek: :eek: :eek:
mr.chaz
17-01-2005, 06:28 AM
Beware -
Have Yea Heard the Legends of Bandits and Highwaymen?
Aye - around the M55 junctions of the M6.
Beware I tell yea! I hear stories that they will steal yea motorcycle , rob you of all yea money and make love to yea girly , in such a way that she will never want to be loved by any other man.
It's true I tell yea! :D
( when was it exactly that you'd be passin'?)
krammer
17-01-2005, 01:32 PM
faygi, you're welcome to stop by here should you want to be fed and watered and theres overnight stabling for your mount. j7 of the m6 :)
100%Pat
17-01-2005, 01:50 PM
The only one who has been blown away by the generosity of folks on this forum....
All the offers of overnight beds, food etc .... you lot are so sweet sometimes! :D
he could stay at my house, but the kids would drive him mental. :D
Tiger Lily
17-01-2005, 02:23 PM
Oooow, oooo, when in July you off to IOW?
Bosun
17-01-2005, 10:44 PM
right the plan as far as i know is July 16 to IOW but in car :(
then sept 18 i follow ( me mate has a routefindy thing) a group of us up to scotland, but still waiting plans for that
this weekend poor old exmouth gets a visit from me :)
thans for all the offers its really nioce :)
Here follows an advert by the Scottish Tourist Board:-
The ditch will have been dug...(Plan A for the great unemployable AKA NEDS up ere, come the revolution!!) Passport control n drawbridges will be in place!! on both M6 and A1, The Scottish regiments will be re established guarding our borders...Berwick, will be retaken...along with Carlisle(If its not underwater!)
you will need to have a visa in place saying why you wish to visit, and who will be guiding you...Tourist will be discouraged, particularly the Caravan Club!!, coaches will also be banned from the sides of our great lochs, in particular Loch Ness, n Loch Lomond..
Unguided tours will be discouraged...There be Bandits you know!!(As well as Fazers n R1s)
Its a myth that there are no gatso's....we have loads, the roads are ****e, surfaces covered in overbanding, dead expensive B&Bs n campsites, Why would anyone wanna come up ere????..(Ever thought i dinnae want anyone spoiling my riding fun...LOL, empty roads, beautiful scenery..clean air, friendly natives..)
Later Days
Ron
(Tour Guide extrodinaire!! The fastest most beautiful roads are in the southwest BTW..)
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