Village of the banned

[technoboiler]

hiya laur,,,,great bunch here....lets get all the banned together and form a banned....pmsl :p

[hellkat]

Where are you banned from?

I once got barred from a pub. Does that count?

[technoboiler]

lol,,,hell yeh...anyone banned from anywhere can be in the band,,,proper rebels we are,,,hell i must be evil to get banned from a biker site,,,pmsl ;)

[Mad Dog]

Been an interesting week. :D


I have viewed the "New Place",

Even registered,

and

got the email reply

but,

it won't let me log in :D

[Jonnyfp]

That cos they're a mod down mad dog...lol

[Urban Terrorist]

I am banned from St.Albans Abby for life, wore a jesus is a cunt t-shirt in there and told them that the virgin mary wasn't a virgin, she was shagged by satan :(

Not sure why I did that, pretty sure I had consumed far too much cider while bunking off school :rolleyes:

Oh, and got banned from leaving england for 10 yrs, but they still won't give me my passport back :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

i think he is on about spanners new site jonny,,,,,,keep up man :p

[Mad Dog]

That cos they're a mod down mad dog...lol

You been learning a new language :rolleyes:

Wossat all about then :confused:

[Doro]

yeah you naughty naughty girl



I never been banned from anywhere cos I'm a goody two shoes *smirk*




mind I once got kicked out of a pub in the Teams when I was 23 cos they didn't believe I was over 18


I was married with 2 kids at the time ha ha

[Jonnyfp]

i think he is on about spanners new site jonny,,,,,,keep up man :p


5 cans of spar premium, and other things donated by kin...
I imagine it was down to the post you put up on chaos a while ago MD.

You gained some admirers that day, seems you gained some enemies too bud,

[technoboiler]

well you can be a roadie then doro,,,lol,,,u aint an evil porn poster,,,so u can hump the gear,,,,pmsl ;)

[Doro]

yeah but I ermmmmm look at the pics, does that count?

[Mad Dog]

5 cans of spar premium, and other things donated by kin...
I imagine it was down to the post you put up on chaos a while ago MD.

You gained some admirers that day, seems you gained some enemies too bud,

Care about me club, family and friends - couldn't give a **** about any enemies.

Wasn't just on CC, I was the one who posted it on BW.
Got really interesting behind the scenes after that.

[technoboiler]

on a technicality,,,u may enter the village of the banned,,,,hehehehe :p

if you did not complain,,,you condoned the porn,,,so you are one of the outcasts,,, ;)

[Doro]

excellent


I'm an honourary banned and an outcast :D

[Mad Dog]

on a technicality,,,u may enter the village of the banned,,,,hehehehe :p

if you did not complain,,,you condoned the porn,,,so you are one of the outcasts,,, ;)

Don't want to get into a Forum War.

Suffice to say, as far as I'm concerned, the Time was served and that's the end of the matter.
Anything else is what ever goes on in juvenile twisted minds, and if I get any shyte over it, then someone's gonna get a slap.

possibly TB on that pert arse :D

[Jonnyfp]

Care about me club, family and friends - couldn't give a **** about any enemies.

Wasn't just on CC, I was the one who posted it on BW.
Got really interesting behind the scenes after that.

Well i can't speak for everyone MD but i reckon you gained more admirers than enemies..

fairplay bud...oh and nina says ello...lol

[technoboiler]

Don't want to get into a Forum War.

Suffice to say, as far as I'm concerned, the Time was served and that's the end of the matter.
Anything else is what ever goes on in juvenile twisted minds, and if I get any shyte over it, then someone's gonna get a slap.

possibly TB on that pert arse :D


spank me daddyoh :p

[Mad Dog]

Well i can't speak for everyone MD but i reckon you gained more admirers than enemies..

fairplay bud...oh and nina says ello...lol

Who's nina ?

Should I be worried? :D

[Mad Dog]

spank me daddyoh :p

Now yer talking :D

[Jonnyfp]

Who's nina ?

Should I be worried? :D

Nina...brummie melons? Oakdene cafe?

Me 4 to 5 hours late? :D

[Mad Dog]

Nina...brummie melons? Oakdene cafe?

Me 4 to 5 hours late? :D

Those Melons made up for any tardiness/directional error on your part :D

Hello Nina ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Ninas fella Sam says ello too...lol

[technoboiler]

oi md,,,stop hyjackin this thread,,,,get out ya barred :p

[Mad Dog]

Ninas fella Sam says ello too...lol

Hello Sam, you lucky fella.

I'm afraid yer girl had her fruit in the shop window, couldn't help but notice :D

[Mad Dog]

oi md,,,stop hyjackin this thread,,,,get out ya barred :p

Make me :cool:

[Jonnyfp]

They've just left...lol

But i will pass your comments on..no doubt he will agree.... :D



In the meantime..how do you get milk from a polar bear?










Nick it from his fridge and run like feck.. :D















I'll get me coat..

[Dougie]

Ehrm.....gettin' back to the thread...Fran and I are banned from reproducing by the UN!


Am I banned from here for butting in? :eek:

[Mad Dog]

Sadly I must go now for a drinkie at our clubhouse, but I shall return later (if I'm not banned) :D

[technoboiler]

no,,,but ya banned for being a jock,,,,lol :p

[AlanMcAloon]

Hello Sam, you lucky fella.

I'm afraid yer girl had her fruit in the shop window, couldn't help but notice :D

Would have to agree there mate.

Was a hell of a 'window display' as well!!!

[technoboiler]

aye up looney,,,hows the pooping machine ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Would have to agree there mate.

Was a hell of a 'window display' as well!!!


Now shes gone i can say they made fine back rests.. :D

[defarter]

I got banned from the boy scouts for 2 weeks when i was a kid, does that count :o

[technoboiler]

yep,,,u may enter df.....we aint fussy what u got banned for and where u were banned from,,,as long as it was a pathetic, petty banning you are in m8,,,, ;)

[defarter]

yep,,,u may enter df.....we aint fussy what u got banned for and where u were banned from,,,as long as it was a pathetic, petty banning you are in m8,,,, ;)



It was the scout masters fault :o

[technoboiler]

did you show him pics of ladies boobies? :p

[technoboiler]

coz thats porn u know,,,,, ;)

[Jonnyfp]

ere should i even be here? i banned meself? :confused:

[defarter]

Nope, he blamed me for nicking some ones cap but it was me cousin :D

[technoboiler]

was it a dutch cap?

[defarter]

was it a dust cap?



Are you saying I've got a small one :D :D :D

[technoboiler]

are you sayin i cant fill my braaaaaaaaaaaaa :o

[Spike]

I once got band from every pub, bar one, in bosworth, does that mean i can join ? :cool:

[Jonnyfp]

Husbands bosworth?

[technoboiler]

yes u can join,,,but only if you got banned for a really pathetic trivial thing,,,,,lol

[technoboiler]

;) You have been banned from this forum.
Please contact the webmaster or board administrator for more information :p

[defarter]

are you sayin i cant fill my braaaaaaaaaaaaa :o


I'll have to check yer the wieghts and measures :D :D ;)

[Spike]

Husbands bosworth?

Market Bosworth, 1st rally i ever did. It was '92 and i got thrown in the duck pond :o

[Jonnyfp]

:D :D :D .....class.

[Friar Tuck]

I got banned from a local village parish committee meeting once, for bringing up a question about local haulier running his lorries through the village instread of taking the long route round the top of it.

I got banned because I didn't have the village's interest at heart and the question wasn't pertinent to the current issue being discussed. So I said was this anything to do with the fact that the chairman and the hualier boss were in the same lodge, and then I got chucked out! Cheek!

[GarrysPhrogg]

I got banned from the Girl Guides when I was 14 for putting tabasco sauce in one of the other girls (spoilt brat with every single achievement badge) sweets that she was making for our church fete, how I laughed when her relatives came to her stall to try out her lovely little sweets :D
I think it was the fact that I was doubled up pis-sing my self, tears running down my face laughing at her relatives trying not to show how disgusting these sweets were, and how much pain they were in LOL LOL.

[Dougie]

Myself & a good mate went into a pub in Edinburgh with crash hats and ordered two pints.The dragon of a landlady(!) asked "Are ye bikers?",I replied "No,we're racing drivers!"
Got banned.

[hellkat]

I appear to have missed something in my recent frequent and extended absences from internettage.

Where has Techno (?and Mad Dog?) been banned from?

I only got banned from one pub, and it was in NZ many moons ago. I am well behaved at most events these days.

But I did get banned cos I smashed a glass in a fit of rage. Not sure whether it was the glass-smashing or the consequent copious bleeding all over the bar furnishings that I was banned for :confused: I may have inadvertently bled in the guvnor's jug of beer :rolleyes:

Oh, and a website. Ghengis Wong, formerly of Iron Horse magazine, banned me from his website, and still deletes or insults me if I venture onto his site. Can't remember why, LOL. But then, he's well known for being a grumpy old so and so. :D

[hellkat]

I can't be in the Banned Band :( Can't sing for toffee, and can't play an instrument these days. Got no sense of rhythm. Can't dance. Not much cop at going "Ooo-ooo" into a mike as a backing singer, either.

hellkat
Not Much Use Musically

[technoboiler]

I am banned from bikers domain HK......lol
For some reason 'the management' will not even allow me in as a guest... :p

[Jonnyfp]

And if anyone else is reading this...i would have left who ever was banned.. :mad:

Jeez..

*sigh*

Morning Ladies whats goin on in cyber space todeee? :D

[Miss Demeanour]

I can't be in the Banned Band :( Can't sing for toffee, and can't play an instrument these days. Got no sense of rhythm. Can't dance. Not much cop at going "Ooo-ooo" into a mike as a backing singer, either.

hellkat
Not Much Use Musically



Presenting Jonny Fartpants on Slide Geetar, TB with her bongos with and HK rattling her maracas. They shall be known as the 'Silicon Valleys' and can be seen at the Starlight Rooms, Leyland, date to be confirmed.

[Jonnyfp]

. :D :D :D ...............

[Rabid1]

I do like to see girls playing with their bongos and shaking their maracas ;)

[TaxiDave]

According to Dracken, I'm banned from Wales. Does that count??

[Blue]

I'm banned from every nuclear power station in the UK. Does that count?

[saxman]

i got banned from leapfrog with the girls at school


for jumping to low
:D

[Bassman]

Got banned from a working mens club ,, at a gig there for doctoring the bingo machine.... when he started it it let out one ball and the rest shot into the air... never forget, the caller said " all the fours.. 44... fuck me!!" brill laugh...
does that count... :D

[Nitrowing]

I was (probably still am) banned from Texel, an island on the Dutch coast. Too much beer + A great idea = Dutch Police cells and escorted to the ferry in the morning. Credit to their Police though, they were pretty polite the whole time :o

[wegit]

I am banned from a petrol station on the Grimsby to Mablethorpe road.

'cause I moaned when his petrol was 84.9 and everyone alse was 78.9. I told him that it wasn't down to Tony Blair it was down to being a robbing bastard !!! and Dick Turpin wore a mask !!! http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[r30]

so this is where you are (how many forum`s are there?) sorry to see the trouble you had :( now where`s the pic`s :D

[Bosun]

hello r30 are you getting beers in

[wegit]

I'll have a pint of larger with a JD chaser please http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Jonnyfp]

r30 you old bugger..

Me usual ta welcome.. :D

[defarter]

Tea please, gotta finish sorting me bits out :D

[Bosun]

nuclear srtenhg coffee after lunchtimes session would be good :)

[r30]

drink`s all round then i`m sitting here in my y-front`s waiting for me password so i can get into the dirty stuff :D

[Miss Demeanour]

drink`s all round then i`m sitting here in my y-front`s waiting for me password so i can get into the dirty stuff :D

Attractive.. :p

[r30]

thank you did`nt know i had left the web cam on :o

[Jonnyfp]

Aaagh!! My Eyes!!

[Bosun]

drink`s all round then i`m sitting here in my y-front`s waiting for me password so i can get into the dirty stuff :D
not a thought to conjour with :)

[r30]

yes my good look`s do dazzle :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

ello there dirty thirty....hows trix,,,have you been banned too,,,for being a perveyour of porn,,,heheheh ;)

[r30]

not been banned but gotto follow where the pic`s are going to be still waiting for the password getting a bit nippy now

[technoboiler]

lol,,,dont think the password email thingy works,,,,email me and i shall give u it

[r30]

thank you, :cool:

[Fran]

I got banned from lighting candles.That's pretty serious in a catholic school! Just coz I set fire to a 2 foot tall statue of St Francis......... :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

I got banned from lighting candles.That's pretty serious in a catholic school! Just coz I set fire to a 2 foot tall statue of St Francis......... :rolleyes:
is that how you learnt to cook?

[Fran]

is that how you learnt to cook?

Yes roast religous icon & chips please... :p

[Laur]

hiya laur,,,,great bunch here....lets get all the banned together and form a banned....pmsl :p

lmfao hiya back at ya tech, seems I am very slowwwwwwwwww... then again I couldnt GET myself banned and had to argue my way out, and you know just how much I 'don't' like to argue :rolleyes: hiya r30, jonny, doro etc etc etc :cool:

[r30]

how are you tech got rid of that flu yet

[technoboiler]

yes thanx r30....flu went in about 4 days, just got chest infection after flu but thats cleared up too,,,,,quick healer me,,,lol

just now my body clock is knackered so i am sleeping really wierd times, up for 48 hours n all that,,,,

hows you babes? :)

[r30]

glad to hear that, fine thank you, used to a shagged up body clock work shift`s

[technoboiler]

wish my body was shagged up ;)

[Gypsy]

been banned from every pub in basingstoke at one time or another.. also been banned from driving once,
got banned from the wimpy for being pissed and playing the jewish harp :D oh and from woolworths for sliding down the middle of the escalator (time and time again)

[technoboiler]

oh you rebel,,,,,lol ;)

[Mad Dog]

oh you rebel,,,,,lol ;)

It seems you have been un-banned from certain quarters,

Must be your charm! :D

(or charms)

[technoboiler]

could also be the fact the person who banned me was totally out of order and in the wrong eh......and treat me really shoddily! :mad:

[Mad Dog]

could also be the fact the person who banned me was totally out of order and in the wrong eh......and treat me really shoddily! :mad:


Seems there has been a change of "Management"

Even got a special place where u can post piccies of your very own "special place" :o

So you might not qualify for the "Village of the Banned" anymore, we may have to chuck you out the village :D

[Jonnyfp]

could also be the fact the person who banned me was totally out of order and in the wrong eh......and treat me really shoddily! :mad:


Would it make a difference if i apologised? :o

[technoboiler]

I am banning myself,,,,as long as the eejit is there,,,,,,so if u chuck me out i shall bite ya pods off,,,,,pmsl
anyhoo,,,,I likes it here thank you,

did anyone ever tell you, you sure got a purrrrrrrrdy mouth!.... :p

[technoboiler]

Would it make a difference if i apologised? :o


nope,,, and considering the way you were treat i am surprised at you too,,,,but i spose men are more forgiving than women eh? :rolleyes:

[Grav]

I shall bite ya pods off,,,,,pmsl


I thought you had already done that to him............ :D

[technoboiler]

never met him let alone been near his pods,,,,,lol

[Jonnyfp]

nope,,, and considering the way you were treat i am surprised at you too,,,,but i spose men are more forgiving than women eh? :rolleyes:

Well yes i don't really bare grudges hun, but as i'm runnin it now the rules will stay as they are like, they should have last week.

Respect your decision tho. and yes i like it here too..lol

Watch that defarter tho, i think he may have a wind problem.. :D

[Doro]

from woolworths for sliding down the middle of the escalator (time and time again)



am sure you told me you were only 10 when you did that..!! ha ha

[technoboiler]

Well yes i don't really bare grudges hun, but as i'm runnin it now the rules will stay as they are like, they should have last week.

Respect your decision tho. and yes i like it here too..lol

Watch that defarter tho, i think he may have a wind problem.. :D

well thats just it,,,,what are the fekin rules,,, they seem to change to suit ppls moods,,,

i shall wait thanx, and see what happens,,, maybe i jumped in too quick b4 and trusted the common sense of the owner,, something i wont be doing in future :p ....rather wait till i calm down and all that

[technoboiler]

am sure you told me you were only 10 when you did that..!! ha ha


oh doro u grass....pmsl
he was tryin to be hard n all that,,,,hehehehe

[Mad Dog]

I'm keeping a careful eye on me pods !

:D

[technoboiler]

I'm keeping a careful eye on me pods !

:D


will u need a mirror,,,or can u see past ya belly,,,,, ;) :D

[Mad Dog]

will u need a mirror,,,or can u see past ya belly,,,,, ;) :D

:D
Depends on whether yer head's in the way. ;)

[Gypsy]

am sure you told me you were only 10 when you did that..!! ha ha

na i was 10 when i used to STOP that one using the big red button :D

[technoboiler]

i got banned from 3 of my locals for calling a poof a poof! :eek: