Kids.

[Jonnyfp]

My mate Nina bought a Turkish delight round here the other day and did the woman thing of putting it in the fridge expecting it to still be here next time she comes round..

Yeah as if...lol


I gave a big chunk to Cameron and he seemed to be really liking it...the little buggers only sucked all the choccy off it and left the orrible perfume flavoured bit for me to just put my bare foot in..eww..

[Taz_666]

aaawwwwwww bless :D

Don't you just love it when they do that lol

Sticky foot Jonny ???? :p

[Gypsy]

its better than treading in dog sick first thing in the morning :D bloody worming tablets :mad:

[Jonnyfp]

Was it cold dog sick?

[Gypsy]

yeah cold and the lumps squeezed between me toes , that will teach me for not putting the light on in the hallway

[Jonnyfp]

Thats grim..very grim..eww

[Rabid1]

The cat once brought a dead rat into the kitchen and butchered it on the floor guess who had rats intestines squeezing through their toes. :eek:

[technoboiler]

i hear ye on the cat thing,,,, mine brought a mouse in and i ended up with entrails between me toes ,,,,not nice,,and very sticky :(

[Jonnyfp]

So are we agreeing that animals and kids or one and the same....now wheres that cage? :D

[wegit]

Unfortunatly you are not allowed to put the kids in cages (But who's to know ?? eh eh )

[Mrs Reject]

That's the best bit of the turkish delight - the perfumed bit!!!!!

[Bosun]

my nephew posts the stickiest of sweets everywhere


computer turned off when hes around

[wegit]

I wouldn't DARE put my hand down the back of my sofa !!! errrrrrrrggggghhhhhh

[geordiedevil]

Unfortunatly you are not allowed to put the kids in cages


really?!!!! (oops......does that mean i best let mine out then!!!) :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

What about a hutch?

[wegit]

really?!!!! (oops......does that mean i best let mine out then!!!) :rolleyes:
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[dodgyphil]

Nah honest Dad said my mates 15yr old,I didn't touch your vodka from in the freezer,it was a full bottle last time I saw it..Yes son,but your physics lessons aren't going well are they?Didn't they ever tell you that Water freezes before alcohol!! (quick slap to back of head!)

[slugonamission]

Does that mean slug has to let me out now? :D

Please.....

[Sir Ewok]

Nah honest Dad said my mates 15yr old,I didn't touch your vodka from in the freezer,it was a full bottle last time I saw it..Yes son,but your physics lessons aren't going well are they?Didn't they ever tell you that Water freezes before alcohol!! (quick slap to back of head!)

But he should have told his dad that the alcahol is only 45% and the rest is water anyway. When I put voddie in the freezer, it freezes, that way when you drink it the alcahol is purer and you get a strong belt ( or use one to hold you up).

Worst foot on object scenario I had was in Nigeria. Waking up, having fell asleep on the hotel bed, got up to go to the bog and put my foot on a live cockroach. it was the size of a Bic disposable razor and crunched and squelched uder my foot. The legs were still wriggling as I scraped it off my foot. EEEEuuurgh! :eek:

[technoboiler]

oh my good god,,,,i hope u scrubbed,,,,full of germs they are

[saxman]

kids, dontcha just luv em? :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

surely do,,,,,,,,