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GarrysPhrogg
31-05-2004, 09:17 AM
Eat what you kill
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams..."Don't eat it, Jimmy !...... It's a fucking arsehole...!!!"

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Old Beaver
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that" She says, "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."

The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."

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Friar Tuck
31-05-2004, 05:32 PM
Lynne, you are beginning to worry me!

JOE
31-05-2004, 06:05 PM
A jelly baby goes to the clap clinic and asks for an HIV test
The nurse says to him "why the hell does a jelly baby need an aids test?"
"fucking alsorts!"