cat trap

[Gypsy]

ahhh the cat-trap is built ... lets see how many we have in our nets by the morning.... *evil laugh* :D

[dracken1]

why do you want to trap cats??????

[technoboiler]

lol,,,i think we were trying to ignore him,,,,,pmsl :p

[Doro]

we don't! we have had to build a cage around our garden to stop em sh1tting in it - long story

:confused:

[Gypsy]

lol. nah no cat trapin ... just putting a stop to cat crapping :D

[mr.chaz]

Bucket of water and my BB gun works for me.
fuggin' vermin!

[technoboiler]

theres an easier way doro,,,,,if u can be arsed it might help....make a sand pit,,,,that can be emptied,,,,the cats would prefere to crap in there and u can just clean it up daily,,,i know its a pain,,,i have 4 cats and i have made a special pit in my garden to hopefully stop them going in other ppls,,,,cats can usually find their way into anything,,,so fences rarely work,,,i also make sure my cats are wormed regularly so if they do cack in someone elses place thier kids wont get any nasty ailments,,,,i do try ;) to be responsible,,,sometimes,,,lol

[Gypsy]

tis not our moggies, next door has about 6-7 , next door also concreted their front garden and fully decked out their rear garden so ALL her cats have to go on other peoples property to ****e

[Doro]

aye spot the deliberate mistake hinny


said garden area is a triangle with the longest edge 5m long and the 'base' length 3m long so not a large area

also is directly under my kitchen window

also is being crapped in by at least 8 cats from neighbours


we have a dog

no cats


I used to love cats and always had one as a pet


but now I hate the nasty little fekkers - vermin - agreed



If protected species like badgers crapped in my garden I could get pest control out to trap them (even destroy them - protected species ffs)

if dogs carp in my garden I can have the owners prosecuted

but cats, no laws, nothing


and these lazy buggers don't even bury it


I used to have a mat outside my door for cleaning muddy feet but they even crapped on that...!!!


the cat's owner empties her litter tray in the bushes and even in my bin


she's a chav and there's nothing I can do to stop her


I should put her in a fekkin cage :mad:

[Gypsy]

then we could throw crap at her thro the cage :D

[technoboiler]

put it through her letter box,,,,,lol,,,,

[100%Pat]

Have you tried pepper spray on your boundaries? Maybe the cat toilet could work, it seems they are gonna do it anyway, you'll never stop them now they are used to it. But if you build a little sand pit, put some catnip etc next to it to actually attract them to the right place , it doesnt stop them coming but at least it makes it easier for cleaning up, all in one place etc . Cats are naturally very clean animals, they will use it if they possibly can. But fences etc wont work at all, sneaky little things , you wont believe the small gaps spaces etc they'll get through.

[100%Pat]

Blue is the 'Cat Lady' maybe she could give you a few more ideas?

[Gypsy]

have now built it up so that they cant even get onto the area to crap., last time we done it they ended up digging out her pot plants and crapped in there instead lol... the only trouble with that is .. she then hoses the crap out onto the footpath :mad:

[Doro]

Pat we've tried everything.....moth balls, cat scat, big scary dog, spikey twigs, chilli, mint, eucalyptus, lemon etc etc


trouble is they've been toileting in our garden for years and the previous owner had cats

the garden now has chicken wire completely covering it at a height of 3' and with the sides covered too, hence the upside down 'cage' effect.

the garden is 'open plan' so we can't be sure the muck is just from cats, could be stray dogs too, so we thought the cage would work better, hopefully in a few months the smell will be gone so the cats will 'forget' it's their toilet, also my seeds will get a chance to grow so the garden will be covered with berberis and holly and hawthorn and other spikey things to discourage them

the real problem is our neighbour's attitude :mad:

[Gypsy]

the real problem is our neighbour's attitude :mad:

hit the nail on the head there

[technoboiler]

if she is a council tennant you can have her removed because they only supposed to have 1 cat and one dog,,,its the rulz,,,,#
also,,,if her cats are a nusence because of her hygene methods u could inform environmental health,,,,but i hope this doesnt result in the cats being put to sleep,,,it aint their fault she cant clean up after them properly ,,,,,she sounds like a right minger!...poor you lot :o

[blackhack]

Fill a 12 bore cartridge with rock salt and shoot the bastards.
the rock salt eventually works its way back out (over a period of time) without killing them, but they sure as hell wont forget about where not to **** in future

[technoboiler]

its not the cats fault the owner cant provide adequate toilette facilities,,,if u shot my cats i would shoot you :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

It's a big problem, my ex neighbours used to have a total epi about my cats and were extremely abusive, what they failed to realise was the entire neighbour hoods cats crapped in their garden not just mine but what to do? I had litter trays everywhere, half my back garden dug up so's it could be more attractive to them and my back garden enclosed in wire cage to stop them getting out - didn't work, the furry houdinis still got out and that was £500 of specialist fencing wasted.
Anyway when I came out one morning to find they had collected and dumped about a months supply of crap on my doorstep and covered all the milk bottles with it (full milk bottles) I went feckin' mental and after much 'blaspheming' on my part they didn't bother me again. the problem never went away tho' and meant three lots of neighbours totally shunned me, not a happy atmosphere.
Then we moved and haven't had problems at all, we have a large garden now and the cats stay in it and all the neighbours have cats so no one gives a monkeys. We all look after each others cats when we go away on holiday. At last a happy neighbourly atmosphere.
Personally I will put up with a lot of sh1t with my neighbours to keep the atmosphere sweet. The next door lot have massive rows and play loud music all the time which I could start complaining about but I prefer to stay friendly with them rather than start neighbour wars, they are more likely to be considerate in the long run if I'm nice to them and have a laugh and a joke - in fact they've already improved:)

[Friar Tuck]

Gypsy, a well aimed jet wash up the jacksie of said cat when doing the car does the trick!

[Bosun]

. But if you build a little sand pit, put some catnip etc next to it to actually attract them to the right place ,

and remember a cat sized parasole, bucket and spade

[GSX Hooligan]

take 1 tin of kitty cat

one handful of caustic soda crystals

mix well

leave on plate in garden

Sorted........

[technoboiler]

can also be applied to hoolys drinks at rallys,,,, ;)

[GSX Hooligan]

yeah but i dont sh!t in your garden

unless you ask nicely of course........

:D :D :D

[RIDLER]

sounds like its tiolet paper in the 12 bore cartridge then . dogs= :D
cats= :mad:

[Steel Draconian]

Send the Monkey around-Bout only Pussy hee'll get! lol :D (Joke Monkey)

[Crofty]

. The next door lot have massive rows and play loud music all the time which I could start complaining about but I prefer to stay friendly with them rather than start neighbour wars,
True, I'm afraid in this case WE'RE the nasty neighbours (apparently) although we turn off the loud music about 9, it's not offensively loud to start with, but I do have an electric guitar, and my mate even stopped parking his car in the spare *communal* parking area on the street. It's big enough for a couple of minis, but he's got a volvo and their car's not small. I wouldn't normally mind but they only ever complain, completely blank us in the street/back yard. Apparently his mum/wifewhoever's disabled and they need to be there (obviously totally reasonable -my nan's in a wheelchair and it's a bugger in normal size parking spaces) but I've never seen a card in the window or anything and they all bound out to the car as if it's christmas. what a dirty excuse! now they wanted the landlors number because "our" fence has fell into their front garden with the recent winds. I was going to move it but he was so arsey i've left it there, it's probably his anyway. i know the one at the other side is ours. Grr, neighbours! it's the best way Mrs R. if they were nice to us next door, I'd go out of my way to help them out, but if that's their attitude, fuck em.

[Sir Ewok]

Try a sprout vindaloo and let it bubble in the guts for a while and in the early hours of the morning, go out and 'Spray paint' the neighbours front door and doorstep, continue treatment as necessary.

I have a cat, but he rarely goes out as the local chav cats rip him up good.