Omigodithinki'vefalleninlove!

[Friar Tuck]

Just seen a Suzuki VS1400 Intruder for sale at just £3250. 5k Miles on the clock only on an 'S' Plate. Absolutely pristine!

Is it worth the money? If so anyone want an X reg '2000' Model Yamaha FZS Fazer 600, in Silver with hugger and b/pan. Taxed March '05, tested Oct. '04 (I think). Full service history, and datatagged! £2600 ono. drop us an email please.

[Sir Ewok]

Could send 'The Firm' round to haggle on your behalf, for a small fee, seeing as you are a business partner.

[Friar Tuck]

Thanks for your "generous" offer Partner, but seeing as I know how we operate, I get the feeling that I will end up bikeless, cashless and no shirt on me back!

[Mrs Reject]

We can only afford to buy it off you at £2.60 at the moment.

[Santa]

Well, if it's going to be an auction I'll bid £2.65!

[TaxiDave]

£5.00 and my last Yamaha was an FS1E 24 years ago so its about ime I had another one.

[BlackPig]

...£6.87,2 buttons,half a packet o' skins an' some fluffy stuff !! :D

[TaxiDave]

...£6.87,2 buttons,half a packet o' skins an' some fluffy stuff !! :D

Where've you had the fluffy stuff stored ............. not the belly button?

[BlackPig]

Now that would be tellin' wouldn't it !!!! :D

[Friar Tuck]

...£6.87,2 buttons,half a packet o' skins an' some fluffy stuff !! :D

Any advance? what am I bid? Was that a bid Dave? I saw you blink! How generous, that's shot up to 3,200 quid! any one else?

[TaxiDave]

Is a blink now classed as a binding non get outable contract. A few years back at The Bulldog I may have been pissed :rolleyes: and I walked straight into one of the strippers after her show and asked her if she wanted to help me find my tent. All she did was blink at me and walk off. Little did I know that this blink meant that she wanted to shag me and she was heading off to wait in my tent for me. (Incidentally I didn't find my tent until the next night)

[Yoda]

Any advance? what am I bid? Was that a bid Dave? I saw you blink! How generous, that's shot up to 3,200 quid! any one else?
i will give you £5000 for it (But bear in mind i have an ebay rating of -12 and i only registered 1 hour ago

[Rogue Monkey]

Sounds like a steal dude! if yer like it , buy it! have fun! :)

[TaxiDave]

i will give you £5000 for it (But bear in mind i have an ebay rating of -12 and i only registered 1 hour ago

Yoda thats a lot of money to pay when you're gonna pull the back wheel off, replace it with a Reliant axle and paint the whole thing green.
That minus twelve e-bay feedback score was that when you chickened out of buying the sex toys after you'd won the bids :D

[Friar Tuck]

i will give you £5000 for it (But bear in mind i have an ebay rating of -12 and i only registered 1 hour ago

Sold! Seeing as I am one half of the Ewokandtuck Emporium any offer laid down and put up in black and white and witnessed on this here site is legally binding! Ebay or no Ebay!

Cough up! Me, n' the boys can come round later to collect if you like?

[TaxiDave]

Don't worry Yoda. The boys are Julian Clary, John Inman, Graham Norville and them two puffs off Big Brother and any others that the Friar can rustle up from the private gentlemans club that he has been known to frequent :D

[Friar Tuck]

Don't worry Yoda. The boys are Julian Clary, John Inman, Graham Norville and them two puffs off Big Brother and any others that the Friar can rustle up from the private gentlemans club that he has been known to frequent :D

Nah! You's getting me confused with Fayji! He of the Pink Spotted bike, Matey!