I need an Uncle Grav, Like Kylies.

[booie2]

Is there anyone living in or near Southampton, that likes to play around fixing bikes that this girlie just cant do, that wants to come play in my garage?

I need fork seals replacing, back bike tyre replacing, brake things replacing, and clutch adjusting, I've done the oil change, replaced the diaghrams, spark plugs etc, i just can do the big jobs.

The only thing is, I dont have pics with me in spotty knickers but i'm a fooking good cook, my lasagne is famous.

(dont take offence Kyls, I'm truly just jesting, I've had two guys offer to do my bike, but when i wouldn't fook em, they disappeared, so i'm really quite jealous of you having an Uncle Grav.)

[Hillbilly Deluxe]

dont worry ,pics without knickers are ok :D

[Kylie]

None taken hun, I love Uncle Grav, he teaches me how to do stuff. Am hoping that he will be doing more supervising than doing when i do these discs cos i learned from the rear ones. I'm kind of half capable of doing this stuff myself, but not confident enough, so Uncle Grav is my comfort blanket and he steps in when i find something i can't do.

[Grav]

Nowt wrong with helping a friend in need.

[RetroRider]

Nowt wrong with helping a friend in need.

Wonder if he typed that without waggling his eyebrows :p

[slob]

Nowt wrong with helping a friend with a good fisting.


I couldn't agree more :D

[Grav]

Wonder if he typed that without waggling his eyebrows :p

damn, sussed..... :o


snigger......... :D

[ChopperFXR]

Is there anyone living in or near Southampton, that likes to play around fixing bikes that this girlie just cant do, that wants to come play in my garage?

I need fork seals replacing, back bike tyre replacing, brake things replacing, and clutch adjusting, I've done the oil change, replaced the diaghrams, spark plugs etc, i just can do the big jobs.

The only thing is, I dont have pics with me in spotty knickers but i'm a fooking good cook, my lasagne is famous.

(dont take offence Kyls, I'm truly just jesting, I've had two guys offer to do my bike, but when i wouldn't fook em, they disappeared, so i'm really quite jealous of you having an Uncle Grav.)


My workshop is near Taunton if that is any good to you Booie. I don't mind helping out where possible. No I don't want a shag, but I am partial to a good shepherds pie!!

You see how subtle that was Grav? I am know for my tact and good manners.

Chopper.

[Peirre]

Nowt wrong with helping a friend in need.
Especially if theres a constant supply of food and hot drinks involved

[Kylie]

Well its the least i can do for Gravs help!

[Hillbilly Deluxe]

Well its the least i can do for Gravs custard!
what's the most ???? :D

[Kylie]

what's the most ???? :D
Gravs custard is strictly the property of Grav and Mrs Grav!

[booie2]

Thanks Chopper, i may hold you to that, I have a tow bar on car, but not a trailor, but if i can't find anyone to help round here, then i may try to borrow one, (gawd no's from where.) make a shepherds pie, and come down to you.
Thanks mate, :D

[Kylie]

You can have an uncle chopper!

[Hillbilly Deluxe]

Thanks Chopper, i may hold you to that, I have a tow bar on car, but not a trailor, but if i can't find anyone to help round here, then i may try to borrow one, (gawd no's from where.) make a shepherds pie, and come down to you.
Thanks mate, :D
go to an internet cafe and ask on all the trailer forums,just tell them that your trailer has been impounded by the police...................... :D

[booie2]

go to an internet cafe and ask on all the trailer forums,just tell them that your trailer has been impounded by the police...................... :D


hehehehe, :D :D :D ....Brill,

[Grav]

My workshop is near Taunton if that is any good to you Booie. I don't mind helping out where possible. No I don't want a shag, but I am partial to a good shepherds pie!!

You see how subtle that was Grav? I am know for my tact and good manners.

Chopper.

A most excellent bit of subtlety, Chopper. :D

[Taff]

The only thing is, I dont have pics with me in spotty knickers
Want some without?

:eek: :eek: ;)

[booie2]

Want some without?

:eek: :eek: ;)

........................ :o

[pyro]

I'm not a million miles away and could do with a run sometime, I'll see if I have a free weekend to pop down and help if no one else does. Possibly first weekend in June at present. I'll bring the missus and a camera...... ;)

[ChopperFXR]

I'm not a million miles away and could do with a run sometime, I'll see if I have a free weekend to pop down and help if no one else does. Possibly first weekend in June at present. I'll bring the missus and a camera...... ;)

Just watch him with that camera!!! I have seen some of his pictures :D :D

Same again this year Pyro? Maybe without the bloody rain.

Chopper.

[booie2]

I'm not a million miles away and could do with a run sometime, I'll see if I have a free weekend to pop down and help if no one else does. Possibly first weekend in June at present. I'll bring the missus and a camera...... ;)

My neighbour has offered to get the bits i need wholesale, and said he would do the work for me, he's a bike instructor, i've only just moved here, so i asked him if he knew of mechanic locally, who wouldn't charge me stupid amounts for fork seals, and he volunteered, Bless him, not sure when he can do it, he is such a busy man.

But hey, come down anyway, bring the wife, a camera and trifle, ;)

[Kylie]

My neighbour has offered to get the bits i need wholesale, and said he would do the work for me, he's a bike instructor, i've only just moved here, so i asked him if he knew of mechanic locally, who wouldn't charge me stupid amounts for fork seals, and he volunteered, Bless him, not sure when he can do it, he is such a busy man.

But hey, come down anyway, bring the wife, a camera and trifle, ;)
So who is this mystery man? Uncle ????

[booie2]

So who is this mystery man? Uncle ????

Uncle Dave from Downstairs,
He and his wife seem really nice, both work really hard when really they are both at time of their life when they should be slowing down, bless em.

[Kylie]

Well done Uncle Dave :) (Grav's southern counterpart)

[pyro]

Just watch him with that camera!!! I have seen some of his pictures :D :D

Same again this year Pyro? Maybe without the bloody rain.

Chopper.

Defo! I'm getting better at it now as well. oh I need to post you a cheque as well....will sort it at weekend.

[pyro]

But hey, come down anyway, bring the wife, a camera and trifle with me, ;)

Steady on!!!

:eek: :eek:

[ChopperFXR]

Defo! I'm getting better at it now as well. oh I need to post you a cheque as well....will sort it at weekend.


I'll tryand give you more warning this time mate and get some new "Subjects" for you to picture/film.

Chopper.

[pyro]

I'll tryand give you more warning this time mate and get some new "Subjects" for you to picture/film.

Chopper.

Cool!!!
I may be down your way at the end of the June, will give you a shout.