If I was in charge....

[Doro]

I would make a new law that says anyone who commits a crime automatically lose all their rights on account of the fact that they're a lawbreaker


so


if you catch someone breaking into yer car or nicking yer bike etc they have no rights to anything in the eyes of the law so you can do what you like to them and they can't do a thing about it

no more scrotes suing householders cos they got a slap off the owner of the property they were trying to steal



bring it on Judge Dredd

[BlackPig]

I'll check me tyres before passing your way then !!! :eek: :p

[Blue]

I would make a new law that says anyone who commits a crime automatically lose all their rights on account of the fact that they're a lawbreaker


And also make reading the Daily Mail compulsory??? :rolleyes:

[BlackPig]

And also make reading the Daily Mail compulsory??? :rolleyes:

F%%K THAT !!! :eek: :eek:

[defarter]

And also make reading the Daily Mail compulsory??? :rolleyes:


Rather go straight :eek: :eek:

[JOE]

move to the u.s. you can shoot the fecker in the nuts then say you were just defending your property, only problem is they might shoot you 1st

[Doro]

huh?



this is all my own work from reading stevie's thread and the one defarter put on here this morning about blair going back on his word re changing the law.....


however I was hoping to be original :(

[Blacksword]

I would make a new law that says anyone who commits a crime automatically lose all their rights on account of the fact that they're a lawbreaker


so


if you catch someone breaking into yer car or nicking yer bike etc they have no rights to anything in the eyes of the law so you can do what you like to them and they can't do a thing about it

no more scrotes suing householders cos they got a slap off the owner of the property they were trying to steal



god help anyone i caught in my house, or trying to steal anything belonging to me/mine..........i wouldn't be able to let them take a thing.........without a fight anyway.......maybe silly etc, but i think a natural reaction to protect me and mine would kick in!

[Mad Dog]

What they are saying is that the use of "reasonable force" is acceptable in relation and response to the level of threat/assault. This is already covered in existing law, but needs better consideration by the Police and the Courts.

Tony Martin shot the theiving scum in the back as they ran away outside - not the same as in the legs, face-on inside the house.

My dogs will "distract" anyone trying to get n here.

I whacked 3 pykies with a pick-axe handle as they tried to break in from the field behind my house,
Smack !!
"next time I'll shoot yer".
One replied:- "you can't do that, you'll go to jail like Tony Martin"
Smack !!
I replied:- "got to find the body first"
They never came back.

errrr
allegedly
ahem
:rolleyes:

[hellkat]

needs better consideration by the Police and the Courts.


Innit.
Understatement of the year so far.

[Nitrowing]

The public need to be aware of 'Reasonable Force'.
I go along with the Terms of Engagement (a Forces thing) The rule of Minimum Force, that is, using the minimum force required to acheive your goal.
If the minimum force neccesary to remove a burglar from your property and protect yourself from harm is a large lump of wood applied with reasonable force (ie not trying to kill him) then as long as you state that to the Police you will not be prosecuted.

[wegit]

Fuck 'em. If they wanna risk robbing me then they risk the chance of me fuckin battering them.

With stick, sword, or rotty, the buggers would pay !!!

[hellkat]

as long as you state that to the Police you will not be prosecuted.

State what?

"He was breaking in, officer, so I just clouted him with a piece of two by four, I didn't intend to kill him, it just happened that way."

(bit of a bugger the two by four had a nail stickin out of it) :(

[defarter]

What they are saying is that the use of "reasonable force" is acceptable in relation and response to the level of threat/assault. This is already covered in existing law, but needs better consideration by the Police and the Courts.

Tony Martin shot the theiving scum in the back as they ran away outside - not the same as in the legs, face-on inside the house.

My dogs will "distract" anyone trying to get n here.

I whacked 3 pykies with a pick-axe handle as they tried to break in from the field behind my house,
Smack !!
"next time I'll shoot yer".
One replied:- "you can't do that, you'll go to jail like Tony Martin"
Smack !!
I replied:- "got to find the body first"
They never came back.

errrr
allegedly
ahem
:rolleyes:


Would you like a clean up job in Essex MD we have loads of the scum bags here.
My wife works at a dental surgery a couple of weeks ago a few of the scumbags that you are talking about visited her surgery claiming free treatment on the NHS, all of them had prof that they were getting job seekers allowence, anyway some trouble started and the police were called and they left in a hurry and made thier get away, 2 in a merc convertable 04 reg the other 1 in a Audi TT 53 reg when the police were given the car numbers they said it would be a waste of time as it would come to nothing these people just go from one site to another and number plates dont mean a thing to these people :mad:

[Mad Dog]

The buggers I caught were trying to make a get away in an escort van after being spotted.
I was on the look out coz I had seen the vehicle earlier in the area being driven with the bonnet popped up on its release.
This is a rural location so 3 young blokes hanging around in such a vehicle tend to stand out.

Walloped the first one before he made it to the open back door, got the passenger as he was halway in the front passenger door and clobbered the driver as he tried to get it started.

[Mad Dog]

Would you like a clean up job in Essex MD we have loads of the scum bags here......

Ingredients:-

One Transit with sliding side door
One Catapult
One to drive
One to spot
One to fire catapult
Several boxes of bangers/firecrackers/catherine wheels
:rolleyes:

[GarrysPhrogg]

In my shop Ive had a few incidents that have terrified me so much that now I have no choice but to deffend myself, and it's strange but since I became "harder" I haven't had any real trouble.

One incident, four grown men *smack heads though* were outside shouting at people so I closed the shop, they came to tyhe shop, i said we were shut, they went away, I opened the shop, they came back and there was hell on, they asked me "dont you want us in yer bloody shop" i said "no", well they took over the shop, bouncing around, saying things like, "lets take em down the back ally and f_uck em up the a_rse" ok so Im crying and shaking on the phone to the police, hiding behind some clothing and mikey is doing his best to stand up to them (only 18 at the time). I tell police what is happening, the police start asking me questions like "what do they look like, has anyone been hurt yet", im saying please just get someone here quick. The police still never came. I shouted so loud that they got scared and walked away. But i did tell this story to someone, a good friend of mine and last time I saw the main one he looked like hed been in some kind of accident !! and they have never returned to the shop.
So now I have a metal bar and I have almost used it, I have kicked one lad in the back of his leg so hard that he fell to the ground and the police came, asked me if I had kicked him and I said "no" the police man said "that'll do me"
The police do visit the shop from time to time and most of them let me park my car/bike outside the shop.
But like I say we don't get hardley any trouble anymore. Possibly because the few wrong uns that there are have tried it on with us and failed miserably :D

[TaxiDave]

I was driving my Land Rover and stopped to give way to a bus coming in the other direction. I looked in the rear view and saw a cavalier coming towards me at about thirty miles an hour. He didn't slow at all and ploughed straight in the back of me, smashing fuck out of the front of his car, and only bending my cross member. Anyway he started to reverse, and so did I thinking we were just un-blocking the road but he spun round and fucked off, obviously a stolen car. My wife and then two year old were in my motor an I was screaming down the phone to the 999 operater, to stop fucking about asking the police to accept a call from mobile number 07940 ****** when I saw in the distance that the Cavalier had stopped. Not surprising when most of the front of his car was still on the floor at the back of mine. I threw the phone at Kerry and started legging it down the road. When I got there stoned out of his face chavvy scumbag was holding his head and his girlfriend was unconscious in the passenger seat. Anyway I grabbed the back of his head and introduced him to the steering wheel about ten times before I pulled him out. Ten minutes later the police arrived and nicked him and told me I could be looking at an assault charge because he was screaming blue murder, but luckily my wife had phoned her brother who turned up in a car with a mate, and said mate managed to detach himself from us and told the police that he was driving down the road when he saw me run up to the car and pull the driver out and just restrained him on the floor.

[mr.chaz]

Fuck 'em.

That's an original idea!
You could tie them to the table , dress them in ladies underwear , dig out the missus' Rampant Rabbit and f*ck them in the ass.
Take pictures and all..... maybe something reminescent of the Gimp scene in Pulp Fiction.
I don't think they'll go running to the cops , or venture back within 10 miles of your house again.

I think you're onto something there.....

[Mrs Reject]

That's an original idea!
You could tie them to the table , dress them in ladies underwear , dig out the missus' Rampant Rabbit and f*ck them in the ass.
Take pictures and all..... maybe something reminescent of the Gimp scene in Pulp Fiction.
I don't think they'll go running to the cops , or venture back within 10 miles of your house again.

I think you're onto something there.....

Mr Chaz you have some serious head problems :) :eek:

[mr.chaz]

Eeny , meeny , minney , mo! :D

[bill?]

That's an original idea!
You could tie them to the table , dress them in ladies underwear , dig out the missus' Rampant Rabbit and f*ck them in the ass.

I think you're onto something there.....

there are people who would pay good money for that!
is this another sideline for ewok & tuck enterprises.

[Mad Dog]

Crikey Lynne, I'd never have thought that of you :p

A couple of years ago some travellers got into the Pissed Indian site 2 weeks before the rally.

The owners phoned us to make sure we were aware the field may not be available, and asked what the best course of action would be. I advised contacting the Police, and that we would have a look as well.

The following day the Police phoned us to say that they had been down that morning to the site to have a word, and advise that it wasn't the best place to set up as over 2000 bikers were going to be using the field soon.

The copper informed us that he was astonished to find that the travellers were already packing up and leaving on account of it was too noisy for them.


Amazing what can be achieved with a Marine Distress Flare and some thunderflashes at 4am. :D :rolleyes:

Allegedly

[Blue]

Amazing what can be achieved with a Marine Distress Flare and some thunderflashes at 4am. :D :rolleyes:

Allegedly

Hmmm... Pissed Indian ... Marine Distress Flare ... thunderflashes ... darkness ... Gollum ...

I could make that a very interesting combination! :D