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100%Pat
11-01-2005, 04:55 PM
WOW! 15 of you in right now! C'mon we're not that bad... well dont know about Mr Chaz or Friar Tuck but the rest of us are okay... :D

JOE
11-01-2005, 04:56 PM
come in, we've got lumps of it in the back

mr.chaz
11-01-2005, 04:57 PM
at least I admit I'm a tw*t and strive to keep that image.

100%Pat
11-01-2005, 04:59 PM
Yes but it comes so easy to you sweetie.... ;)

Spike
11-01-2005, 05:01 PM
Im normal, the Pixie tells me i am :D

mr.chaz
11-01-2005, 05:04 PM
Yes but it comes so easy to you sweetie.... ;)

Taken me years of hard work to be like this.
Never underestimate this powerfull force of nature. :D

should that be "freak of nature"?

JOE
11-01-2005, 05:04 PM
Yeah, but the pixie is blind, deaf an' half mad with crotch exposure

Spike
11-01-2005, 05:05 PM
so he speaks to you as well :confused:

JOE
11-01-2005, 05:07 PM
yeah, but you can fcuk with him by moving your mouth when you're not talking

slugonamission
11-01-2005, 05:09 PM
I know how to make em register. Pat pats avatar so only registered peeps can see it :D
problem solved ;)

Spike
11-01-2005, 05:14 PM
yeah, but you can fcuk with him by moving your mouth when you're not talking

How can he tell if he's blind an deaf ??

Must be Pixie magic then !! :p

JOE
11-01-2005, 05:18 PM
I really didn't think that through

Spike
11-01-2005, 05:20 PM
too much Pixie dust :p

Freak
11-01-2005, 06:59 PM
Taken me years of hard work to be like this.
Never underestimate this powerfull force of nature. :D

should that be "freak of nature"?

Oi....steady! :D :D :D

BikerGran
11-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Reading wot you lot post, its no wonder the guests don't register!

It's ok peeps - some of us actually post stuff you can understand! It's still rubbish, but rubbish you can understand - cmon, you can post as much rubbish as we can!

:)

Seriously, when I first joined, I thought this place was really cliquey! But I found that once you join, and join in a few threads, everyone is very friendly and you soon become part of the furniture!

Bosun
11-01-2005, 07:10 PM
, everyone is very friendly and you soon become part of the furniture!


im beginning to look like a saggy pouffe me :)

BikerGran
11-01-2005, 07:12 PM
beginning?

krammer
11-01-2005, 07:12 PM
Reading wot you lot post, its no wonder the guests don't register!

It's ok peeps - some of us actually post stuff you can understand! It's still rubbish, but rubbish you can understand - cmon, you can post as much rubbish as we can!

:)

Seriously, when I first joined, I thought this place was really cliquey! But I found that once you join, and join in a few threads, everyone is very friendly and you soon become part of the furniture! that's right, everybody insult's everybody else! joking aside i think the banter on here is about as good natured as it get's. :)

Suzukiron
11-01-2005, 08:16 PM
Just remember to keep yer sword sharp n infront of you....n yer sheild safely strapped to yer back!!

Later Days All
Ron
(bloody elle its windy up ere tonite!!)

Jim
11-01-2005, 08:47 PM
And it'll stay friendly banter unless they let those rough, uncouth pixies near my Fairies.

Then there'll be trouble !
Oh yes indeedy !

Friar Tuck
12-01-2005, 07:00 AM
Here guesties, guesties, guesties!
Here guesties, guesties, guesties!

Nope! They aint coming out to play!

Pat! PAT!

Why don't they want to come out and play?

technoboiler
12-01-2005, 07:02 AM
i have made plenty food if anyone is hungry,,,,got bored, couldnt sleep,,,so cooked for the fekin 5000 :o

Bosun
12-01-2005, 07:14 AM
any caramel coated sprouts?

Robin
12-01-2005, 11:22 AM
Aaaarggghhhhh!

Stop talking about pixies, I only popped in hear to avoid a discussion about imps and gremlins on another forum :eek:

All of this talk of little folk is starting to make me frightened ;)


If you're not careful I shall get the elves and gnomes to gang up on you.

Blue
12-01-2005, 11:31 AM
All of this talk of little folk is starting to make me frightened ;)
.

Why? You're quite a little person yourself... :D

Spike
12-01-2005, 11:46 AM
But my pixie is my friend, he tells me storys and sings me songs !!!

If he dont like ya, he goes to your house an pee's in ya lightbulbs :D

Robin
12-01-2005, 11:49 AM
Why? You're quite a little person yourself... :D


Size is a relative thing, I may not be as big as some people, but I am still taller than others :p

I was of course refering to the 'magic' little people, and I don't mean Paul Daniels.

Blue
12-01-2005, 11:53 AM
Size is a relative thing, I may not be as big as some people, but I am still taller than some three-year-olds.



Magic little people? The meds kicking in nicely then?
:D

Robin
12-01-2005, 11:56 AM
Magic little people? The meds kicking in nicely then?
:D

Look, I know the voices aren't real, but they do have some very good ideas :D

Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 12:00 PM
Just remember:-

A guest is just an enemy you haven't met yet
:D
:rolleyes:

Blue
12-01-2005, 12:03 PM
Just remember:-

A guest is just an enemy you haven't met yet
:D
:rolleyes:
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...

poridge wog
12-01-2005, 12:05 PM
my pixies a goblin (oooohhhhh baby)

some one had to say it

ok i'll get me coat :rolleyes:

Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 12:07 PM
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...

I assume you mean Gollum.

We are trying not to refer to him as the boy anymore,

but,

It isn't easy :D

bizzie lizzie
12-01-2005, 12:09 PM
I'm pig-iggerant, me. Didn't lurk as a guest, just barged straight in ;)

Blue
12-01-2005, 01:53 PM
I assume you mean Gollum.

We are trying not to refer to him as the boy anymore,

but,

It isn't easy :D

I feel that the Boy Gollum has a certain dashing and dandy air about it.

gollum
12-01-2005, 03:38 PM
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...

THE BOY !!!

gollum
12-01-2005, 03:40 PM
I feel that the Boy Gollum has a certain dashing and dandy air about it.

But wasn't added to the name tag :D

Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 03:41 PM
I feel that the Boy Gollum has a certain dashing and dandy air about it.

That's the good thing about the English Language,

it is rich in adjectives that have enabled poetry and vivid but accurate description.

:D

Bassman
12-01-2005, 04:12 PM
I'm pig-iggerant, me. Didn't lurk as a guest, just barged straight in ;)

You should fit right in here then Bizzie Lizzie!!!
Anyway welcome, and you will have to shout, cos there is a lot of old gimmers on here that are a tad hard of hearing, don't shout at eating times though as if you shock em they will probably spill their meals on wheels goodies... ;)

gollum
12-01-2005, 04:40 PM
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...

Yep, seems i have a problem receiving some emails investigating,
but I do have an alternative, boygollum2000@yahoo.co.uk

defarter
12-01-2005, 04:52 PM
You should fit right in here then Bizzie Lizzie!!!
Anyway welcome, and you will have to shout, cos there is a lot of old gimmers on here that are a tad hard of hearing, don't shout at eating times though as if you shock em they will probably spill their meals on wheels goodies... ;)


Can yer repeat that :rolleyes: :D

Blue
12-01-2005, 05:01 PM
Yep, seems i have a problem receiving some emails investigating,
but I do have an alternative, boygollum2000@yahoo.co.uk

A curious address for someone who just bridled at the 'boy' epithet... :D

100%Pat
12-01-2005, 05:26 PM
You should fit right in here then Bizzie Lizzie!!!
Anyway welcome, and you will have to shout, cos there is a lot of old gimmers on here that are a tad hard of hearing, don't shout at eating times though as if you shock em they will probably spill their meals on wheels goodies... ;)


WHAT?

WASSAT?

mr.chaz
12-01-2005, 05:30 PM
see , I told you she was old - nobody believed me , they just thought I was being rude.
Pat was lined up to go into celebrity Big Brother , but was replaced by Jackie Stallone at the last minute , cos they wanted someone a tad younger.
It's true I tell ya!

TaxiDave
12-01-2005, 05:33 PM
And of course Jackie Stallone has had far less plastic surgery

defarter
12-01-2005, 05:33 PM
see , I told you she was old - nobody believed me , they just thought I was being rude.
Pat was lined up to go into celebrity Big Brother , but was replaced by Jackie Stallone at the last minute , cos they wanted someone a tad younger.
It's true I tell ya!


The zimmer frame gave her age away :eek:

100%Pat
12-01-2005, 05:34 PM
Now I'm just going to have to come and piss on your sofa.... :eek:

mr.chaz
12-01-2005, 05:36 PM
Now I'm just going to have to come and piss on your sofa.... :eek:


You'll never get out of those huge incontinence ( incompetence?) pants!

Qwyplain Dhark
12-01-2005, 05:37 PM
I just love the aroma of a post office in the morning :)

defarter
12-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Pats into water sports :D


Sorry wrong thread :eek:

100%Pat
12-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Dont use them... I prefer free flow! :eek:

TaxiDave
12-01-2005, 05:40 PM
Now I'm just going to have to come and piss on your sofa.... :eek:



Possibly a sweeter smell than the cabbage water aroma that comes from your sofa eh Pat ??

gollum
12-01-2005, 05:46 PM
A curious address for someone who just bridled at the 'boy' epithet... :D

Gollum had already been used, you've got my whole family refering to me as Boy Gollum now anyway, they seem to find it amusing, so I kinda got use to it. :)

mr.chaz
12-01-2005, 05:49 PM
Dont use them... I prefer free flow! :eek:

Aha , a "golden moment"

Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 06:02 PM
Gollum had already been used, you've got my whole family refering to me as Boy Gollum now anyway, they seem to find it amusing, so I kinda got use to it. :)

Not just yer family :D

gollum
12-01-2005, 06:41 PM
Not just yer family :D

No quite, but at least the regalia is now attached properly !

Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 06:44 PM
No quite, but at least the regalia is now attached properly !

A wise move :D

Blue
12-01-2005, 06:45 PM
No quite, but at least the genitalia is now attached properly !

Wonderful what you can do with a needle and a bit of thread... :D

Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 06:58 PM
Wonderful what you can do with a needle and a bit of thread... :D

Or a staple gun in the right hands :D

gollum
12-01-2005, 07:00 PM
Wonderful what you can do with a needle and a bit of thread... :D
:D
Having tried in vain to attach said regalia and only succeeding in stabing myself in the thumb several times, i shall not be going there :D or will anybody else !

Blue
12-01-2005, 07:25 PM
:D
Having tried in vain to attach said regalia and only succeeding in stabing myself in the thumb several times, i shall not be going there :D or will anybody else !

I'm always available for stabbing duties... :D

gollum
12-01-2005, 07:34 PM
I'm always available for stabbing duties... :D

No doubt while other members of the club attempt to burn me at the stake !

defarter
12-01-2005, 07:49 PM
I'm always available for stabbing duties... :D


Knife or tongue :eek: :eek:

gollum
12-01-2005, 07:50 PM
Knife or tongue :eek: :eek:

Very much the former trust me :D

Blue
12-01-2005, 08:13 PM
Knife or tongue :eek: :eek:

All commissions undertaken.

defarter
12-01-2005, 08:14 PM
All commissions undertaken.



:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Blue
12-01-2005, 08:15 PM
Although I would like, for the record, to point out that I have not stabbed Gollum.

Yet.


:D

100%Pat
13-01-2005, 08:47 AM
In my opinion Blue is ably equipped in BOTH modes. :D

Blue
13-01-2005, 11:24 AM
In my opinion Blue is ably equipped in BOTH modes. :D

Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me today!

Friar Tuck
13-01-2005, 07:44 PM
In either mode, Blue frightens me!

Rogue Monkey
13-01-2005, 08:45 PM
Blue is the colour of my true loves eyes! :) DO you know why the sky is Blue? Because its EMPTY! Blue is the colour that Nothing makes! Empty sky against a black background lit by a yellow Sun! When I look into my true loves eyes what do I see?..................The back of her Skull :p With NOTHING in between! :p

Mitch
13-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Blue is the colour of my true loves eyes! :) DO you know why the sky is Blue? Because its EMPTY! Blue is the colour that Nothing makes! Empty sky against a black background lit by a yellow Sun! When I look into my true loves eyes what do I see?..................The back of her Skull :p With NOTHING in between! :p

Bugger, I've got blue eyes, can I please borrow someone's brain so's I can finish my essay?:)

BlackPig
13-01-2005, 09:36 PM
Bugger, I've got blue eyes, can I please borrow someone's brain so's I can finish my essay?:)


MrsR maybe you could start by findin' yer login !! :rolleyes: