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100%Pat
11-01-2005, 04:55 PM
WOW! 15 of you in right now! C'mon we're not that bad... well dont know about Mr Chaz or Friar Tuck but the rest of us are okay... :D
come in, we've got lumps of it in the back
mr.chaz
11-01-2005, 04:57 PM
at least I admit I'm a tw*t and strive to keep that image.
100%Pat
11-01-2005, 04:59 PM
Yes but it comes so easy to you sweetie.... ;)
Spike
11-01-2005, 05:01 PM
Im normal, the Pixie tells me i am :D
mr.chaz
11-01-2005, 05:04 PM
Yes but it comes so easy to you sweetie.... ;)
Taken me years of hard work to be like this.
Never underestimate this powerfull force of nature. :D
should that be "freak of nature"?
Yeah, but the pixie is blind, deaf an' half mad with crotch exposure
Spike
11-01-2005, 05:05 PM
so he speaks to you as well :confused:
yeah, but you can fcuk with him by moving your mouth when you're not talking
slugonamission
11-01-2005, 05:09 PM
I know how to make em register. Pat pats avatar so only registered peeps can see it :D
problem solved ;)
Spike
11-01-2005, 05:14 PM
yeah, but you can fcuk with him by moving your mouth when you're not talking
How can he tell if he's blind an deaf ??
Must be Pixie magic then !! :p
I really didn't think that through
Spike
11-01-2005, 05:20 PM
too much Pixie dust :p
Freak
11-01-2005, 06:59 PM
Taken me years of hard work to be like this.
Never underestimate this powerfull force of nature. :D
should that be "freak of nature"?
Oi....steady! :D :D :D
BikerGran
11-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Reading wot you lot post, its no wonder the guests don't register!
It's ok peeps - some of us actually post stuff you can understand! It's still rubbish, but rubbish you can understand - cmon, you can post as much rubbish as we can!
:)
Seriously, when I first joined, I thought this place was really cliquey! But I found that once you join, and join in a few threads, everyone is very friendly and you soon become part of the furniture!
Bosun
11-01-2005, 07:10 PM
, everyone is very friendly and you soon become part of the furniture!
im beginning to look like a saggy pouffe me :)
BikerGran
11-01-2005, 07:12 PM
beginning?
krammer
11-01-2005, 07:12 PM
Reading wot you lot post, its no wonder the guests don't register!
It's ok peeps - some of us actually post stuff you can understand! It's still rubbish, but rubbish you can understand - cmon, you can post as much rubbish as we can!
:)
Seriously, when I first joined, I thought this place was really cliquey! But I found that once you join, and join in a few threads, everyone is very friendly and you soon become part of the furniture! that's right, everybody insult's everybody else! joking aside i think the banter on here is about as good natured as it get's. :)
Suzukiron
11-01-2005, 08:16 PM
Just remember to keep yer sword sharp n infront of you....n yer sheild safely strapped to yer back!!
Later Days All
Ron
(bloody elle its windy up ere tonite!!)
And it'll stay friendly banter unless they let those rough, uncouth pixies near my Fairies.
Then there'll be trouble !
Oh yes indeedy !
Friar Tuck
12-01-2005, 07:00 AM
Here guesties, guesties, guesties!
Here guesties, guesties, guesties!
Nope! They aint coming out to play!
Pat! PAT!
Why don't they want to come out and play?
technoboiler
12-01-2005, 07:02 AM
i have made plenty food if anyone is hungry,,,,got bored, couldnt sleep,,,so cooked for the fekin 5000 :o
Bosun
12-01-2005, 07:14 AM
any caramel coated sprouts?
Robin
12-01-2005, 11:22 AM
Aaaarggghhhhh!
Stop talking about pixies, I only popped in hear to avoid a discussion about imps and gremlins on another forum :eek:
All of this talk of little folk is starting to make me frightened ;)
If you're not careful I shall get the elves and gnomes to gang up on you.
All of this talk of little folk is starting to make me frightened ;)
.
Why? You're quite a little person yourself... :D
Spike
12-01-2005, 11:46 AM
But my pixie is my friend, he tells me storys and sings me songs !!!
If he dont like ya, he goes to your house an pee's in ya lightbulbs :D
Robin
12-01-2005, 11:49 AM
Why? You're quite a little person yourself... :D
Size is a relative thing, I may not be as big as some people, but I am still taller than others :p
I was of course refering to the 'magic' little people, and I don't mean Paul Daniels.
Size is a relative thing, I may not be as big as some people, but I am still taller than some three-year-olds.
Magic little people? The meds kicking in nicely then?
:D
Robin
12-01-2005, 11:56 AM
Magic little people? The meds kicking in nicely then?
:D
Look, I know the voices aren't real, but they do have some very good ideas :D
Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 12:00 PM
Just remember:-
A guest is just an enemy you haven't met yet
:D
:rolleyes:
Just remember:-
A guest is just an enemy you haven't met yet
:D
:rolleyes:
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...
poridge wog
12-01-2005, 12:05 PM
my pixies a goblin (oooohhhhh baby)
some one had to say it
ok i'll get me coat :rolleyes:
Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 12:07 PM
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...
I assume you mean Gollum.
We are trying not to refer to him as the boy anymore,
but,
It isn't easy :D
bizzie lizzie
12-01-2005, 12:09 PM
I'm pig-iggerant, me. Didn't lurk as a guest, just barged straight in ;)
I assume you mean Gollum.
We are trying not to refer to him as the boy anymore,
but,
It isn't easy :D
I feel that the Boy Gollum has a certain dashing and dandy air about it.
gollum
12-01-2005, 03:38 PM
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...
THE BOY !!!
gollum
12-01-2005, 03:40 PM
I feel that the Boy Gollum has a certain dashing and dandy air about it.
But wasn't added to the name tag :D
Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 03:41 PM
I feel that the Boy Gollum has a certain dashing and dandy air about it.
That's the good thing about the English Language,
it is rich in adjectives that have enabled poetry and vivid but accurate description.
:D
Bassman
12-01-2005, 04:12 PM
I'm pig-iggerant, me. Didn't lurk as a guest, just barged straight in ;)
You should fit right in here then Bizzie Lizzie!!!
Anyway welcome, and you will have to shout, cos there is a lot of old gimmers on here that are a tad hard of hearing, don't shout at eating times though as if you shock em they will probably spill their meals on wheels goodies... ;)
gollum
12-01-2005, 04:40 PM
Talking of which, can you tell the Boy that I tried to email him back but his email address is broken...
Yep, seems i have a problem receiving some emails investigating,
but I do have an alternative, boygollum2000@yahoo.co.uk
defarter
12-01-2005, 04:52 PM
You should fit right in here then Bizzie Lizzie!!!
Anyway welcome, and you will have to shout, cos there is a lot of old gimmers on here that are a tad hard of hearing, don't shout at eating times though as if you shock em they will probably spill their meals on wheels goodies... ;)
Can yer repeat that :rolleyes: :D
Yep, seems i have a problem receiving some emails investigating,
but I do have an alternative, boygollum2000@yahoo.co.uk
A curious address for someone who just bridled at the 'boy' epithet... :D
100%Pat
12-01-2005, 05:26 PM
You should fit right in here then Bizzie Lizzie!!!
Anyway welcome, and you will have to shout, cos there is a lot of old gimmers on here that are a tad hard of hearing, don't shout at eating times though as if you shock em they will probably spill their meals on wheels goodies... ;)
WHAT?
WASSAT?
mr.chaz
12-01-2005, 05:30 PM
see , I told you she was old - nobody believed me , they just thought I was being rude.
Pat was lined up to go into celebrity Big Brother , but was replaced by Jackie Stallone at the last minute , cos they wanted someone a tad younger.
It's true I tell ya!
TaxiDave
12-01-2005, 05:33 PM
And of course Jackie Stallone has had far less plastic surgery
defarter
12-01-2005, 05:33 PM
see , I told you she was old - nobody believed me , they just thought I was being rude.
Pat was lined up to go into celebrity Big Brother , but was replaced by Jackie Stallone at the last minute , cos they wanted someone a tad younger.
It's true I tell ya!
The zimmer frame gave her age away :eek:
100%Pat
12-01-2005, 05:34 PM
Now I'm just going to have to come and piss on your sofa.... :eek:
mr.chaz
12-01-2005, 05:36 PM
Now I'm just going to have to come and piss on your sofa.... :eek:
You'll never get out of those huge incontinence ( incompetence?) pants!
Qwyplain Dhark
12-01-2005, 05:37 PM
I just love the aroma of a post office in the morning :)
defarter
12-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Pats into water sports :D
Sorry wrong thread :eek:
100%Pat
12-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Dont use them... I prefer free flow! :eek:
TaxiDave
12-01-2005, 05:40 PM
Now I'm just going to have to come and piss on your sofa.... :eek:
Possibly a sweeter smell than the cabbage water aroma that comes from your sofa eh Pat ??
gollum
12-01-2005, 05:46 PM
A curious address for someone who just bridled at the 'boy' epithet... :D
Gollum had already been used, you've got my whole family refering to me as Boy Gollum now anyway, they seem to find it amusing, so I kinda got use to it. :)
mr.chaz
12-01-2005, 05:49 PM
Dont use them... I prefer free flow! :eek:
Aha , a "golden moment"
Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 06:02 PM
Gollum had already been used, you've got my whole family refering to me as Boy Gollum now anyway, they seem to find it amusing, so I kinda got use to it. :)
Not just yer family :D
gollum
12-01-2005, 06:41 PM
Not just yer family :D
No quite, but at least the regalia is now attached properly !
Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 06:44 PM
No quite, but at least the regalia is now attached properly !
A wise move :D
No quite, but at least the genitalia is now attached properly !
Wonderful what you can do with a needle and a bit of thread... :D
Mad Dog
12-01-2005, 06:58 PM
Wonderful what you can do with a needle and a bit of thread... :D
Or a staple gun in the right hands :D
gollum
12-01-2005, 07:00 PM
Wonderful what you can do with a needle and a bit of thread... :D
:D
Having tried in vain to attach said regalia and only succeeding in stabing myself in the thumb several times, i shall not be going there :D or will anybody else !
:D
Having tried in vain to attach said regalia and only succeeding in stabing myself in the thumb several times, i shall not be going there :D or will anybody else !
I'm always available for stabbing duties... :D
gollum
12-01-2005, 07:34 PM
I'm always available for stabbing duties... :D
No doubt while other members of the club attempt to burn me at the stake !
defarter
12-01-2005, 07:49 PM
I'm always available for stabbing duties... :D
Knife or tongue :eek: :eek:
gollum
12-01-2005, 07:50 PM
Knife or tongue :eek: :eek:
Very much the former trust me :D
Knife or tongue :eek: :eek:
All commissions undertaken.
defarter
12-01-2005, 08:14 PM
All commissions undertaken.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Although I would like, for the record, to point out that I have not stabbed Gollum.
Yet.
:D
100%Pat
13-01-2005, 08:47 AM
In my opinion Blue is ably equipped in BOTH modes. :D
In my opinion Blue is ably equipped in BOTH modes. :D
Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me today!
Friar Tuck
13-01-2005, 07:44 PM
In either mode, Blue frightens me!
Rogue Monkey
13-01-2005, 08:45 PM
Blue is the colour of my true loves eyes! :) DO you know why the sky is Blue? Because its EMPTY! Blue is the colour that Nothing makes! Empty sky against a black background lit by a yellow Sun! When I look into my true loves eyes what do I see?..................The back of her Skull :p With NOTHING in between! :p
Mitch
13-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Blue is the colour of my true loves eyes! :) DO you know why the sky is Blue? Because its EMPTY! Blue is the colour that Nothing makes! Empty sky against a black background lit by a yellow Sun! When I look into my true loves eyes what do I see?..................The back of her Skull :p With NOTHING in between! :p
Bugger, I've got blue eyes, can I please borrow someone's brain so's I can finish my essay?:)
BlackPig
13-01-2005, 09:36 PM
Bugger, I've got blue eyes, can I please borrow someone's brain so's I can finish my essay?:)
MrsR maybe you could start by findin' yer login !! :rolleyes:
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