Suzzies

[RedRobbie]

I like suzzies . I dont wear them honestly. That one time was for a bet. Ask anyone they'll tell you. just a bit of a laugh, thats all. I do like suzzies

[defarter]

Sounds a bit suz to me :D

[hellkat]

Funny you should mention these.

On just this weekend, I bought a g-string type arrangement that has them attached. Am looking forward to wearing it :D

[Mad Dog]

:rolleyes:

avoiding all references to hammocks

:cool:
:eek:
:D

[hellkat]

Are they tricky to negotiate, then?

[Mad Dog]

All ladies undergarments are tricky to negotiate :o

[hellkat]

Best wear none then :)

[Mad Dog]

Sound advice - rarely followed :D

[Doro]

hi HK I once bought some knickers with sus bits attached but when I wore them the stockings used to pull my knickers down



seriously




good luck wif yours, might end up as just a badroom thing eh?

[Jay]

hi HK I once bought some knickers with sus bits attached but when I wore them the stockings used to pull my knickers down



seriously




good luck wif yours, might end up as just a badroom thing eh?

You say this like its a bad thing !

Didn't buy them from Essex did you?

[Mrs Reject]

What ARE suzzies???? I've never heard of them - they sound uncomfortable though, what you need TG is a big pair of comfortable knickers with reinforced gusset :D

[DANNY]

Always go for 15 denier tights myself.

[Mrs Reject]

Big pants and thick tights provide hours of fun for your beloved - trying to get into them :)

[Sir Ewok]

hi HK I once bought some knickers with sus bits attached but when I wore them the stockings used to pull my knickers down


Self-dropping drawers another wonderful invention from Ewokandtucks Secret (Undies to the Rich and Famous). That's Jane Rich and Ariadne Famous :p

[hellkat]

hi HK I once bought some knickers with sus bits attached but when I wore them the stockings used to pull my knickers down

:eek: :eek:

Hm, never thought of that. There appears to be a negative gravitational force on my stockings as it is, with the ordinary suspender belt I already have. I always look like Arabella out of St Trinians, and presumed it was just my size. But if a lil bird like you can have probs with them, too, perhaps I'd better keep these new ones for wearing NOT in public.

Maybe :D

[hellkat]

Didn't buy them from Essex did you?

Bugger.

Bought em in Ilford High Road, LOL.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

have to say i prefere hold ups to sussys, i wear tight skirts and u can see the lines from sussys,,,,,
;)

[hellkat]

On my fat gams, hold ups don't :D

I've found "the line" from sussies doesn't have the same negative effect on one's social life as, say, VPL.

Once they realise you have sussies on, the chaps seem to forget almost everything else :D

[Blue]

Once they realise you have sussies on, the chaps seem to forget almost everything else :D

Tights are banned from my house (hurrah!). I'm only allowed to wear stockings and suspenders, and I can recommend George at Asda stockings with tailored toes, excellent fit, wide tops and they don't go baggy at the knees. ;)

[Simon B]

Bloody hell has cosmopolitan magazine hijacket the 100% Forum !


But while Im here, it does make a change from bikes, Ill never wear either but a girl in suzzies , Hmmmm lovely. as for the big knickers bit yeuk, loody Bridget jines has a lot to answer for.

[RedRobbie]

Edible knickers are fun to get into. One way or another

[krammer]

Edible knickers are fun to get into. One way or another but are'nt they full of cholestorol? :eek:

[RedRobbie]

but are'nt they full of cholestorol? :eek:


Rather that than cellulite

[krammer]

Rather that than cellulite fattist.... :D

[Fran]

but are'nt they full of cholestorol? :eek:

Maybe the Atkins diet people are working on a low carb version!My grandad nearly lost a hand several times to the wristcutter elastic in the legs of my granny's drawers! :D

[Jim]

Yeah, I have the same problem with my granny.















Oooops, ............inbred moment.

[Fran]

Oooops, ............inbred moment.


Do I hear banjos....... :p

[Miss Demeanour]

Hmmmm lovely. as for the big knickers bit yeuk, loody Bridget jines has a lot to answer for.

Oh please! the Fielding books have sod all to do with it!

riding a couple of hundred miles in cheesewire pants is not at all fun, thankyou! you try it simetime...

[Fran]

Oh please! the Fielding books have sod all to do with it!

riding a couple of hundred miles in cheesewire pants is not at all fun, thankyou! you try it simetime...
You said it!I've got off the bike many times with an arse glowing red like a baboon's!Got to be comfy drawers for the bike.Wouln't like them as big as my mum liked her's.She wasn't happy unless they were practically polo-necked! :eek:

[RedRobbie]

so its large bloomers on a rally

[Doro]

yep Miss D - I tried to wear a G-string once


never again


most uncomfortable thing ever (well after bras that is) - I'd rather go commando

[technoboiler]

I cant wear anything but g-strings......knickers are too uncomfortable,,,
and i have to say they have never hurt riding my bikes, maybe u girls are buying the wrong kinda g's :D

[Bosun]

question i have always pondered if girlies break wind in g strings does it cause a bum note?

[Grav]

And if so, would it be G Flat(ulence)?

[technoboiler]

girls dont fart :p

[Sir Ewok]

girls dont fart :p

Yet another lie they tell you before you shack up with'em..... :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Funny you should mention these.

On just this weekend, I bought a g-string type arrangement that has them attached. Am looking forward to wearing it :D
Going to post a photo or two then? Just to prove it like?

[Friar Tuck]

hi HK I once bought some knickers with sus bits attached but when I wore them the stockings used to pull my knickers down



Could've used a pair of braces to keep the knickers up!






I'll get me coat!

[technoboiler]

mornin ft :)

[Friar Tuck]

Bugger.

Bought em in Ilford High Road, LOL.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Most stockings bought in Ilford High Road are usually worn on the head and used to raid banks!

[Friar Tuck]

mornin ft :)
Mornin' Mi'duck! :D ;)

[Crofty]

again: what are suzzies? sounds like a suzuki with fur on.
Obviously any pictures of them being modeled would be very welcome, For educational purposes. now, I'm off to the shower for an "educate"

[blackhack]

Here Crofty, This is what they look like......

[Doro]

for comfort nothing can beat french knickers.....anyone remember them????


no vpl, no elastic, and the air can flow freely (not farting air ffs I never fart - ask gypsy )


g-strings ride up n cut yer in half n stuff :(

[Mrs Reject]

G strings are the work of the devil, I like to see Mitch in 'em though as laughing is said to have health promoting properties :D

[Mitch]

G strings are the work of the devil, I like to see Mitch in 'em though as laughing is said to have health promoting properties :D
What you mean the gold Lamée one that those wakners at my last job (aka shytewell) got me :D

Glad I've only got the one though - and even then, it only gets worn as a Very last resort :(

[hellkat]

Here Crofty, This is what they look like......

See, now by my reckoning, she has hers on the wrong way.

Shoulda put the knickers on OVER the twiddly bits, so gravity doesn't pull the whole arrangement down.

Plus: easier to get in and out of the knickers without disturbing the stocking and suspenders setup :cool:

[Doro]

agreed HK, imagine trying to go to the loo for a quick pee wearing that arrangement, knickers always go outside sussies

[Mad Dog]

agreed HK, imagine trying to go to the loo for a quick pee wearing that arrangement, knickers always go outside sussies

lost count of the number of times I've given that bit of advice, but not always for the same reason :D

[Doro]

lost count MD?


you bragging???



lol

[Mad Dog]

lost count MD?


you bragging???



lol

No,

just old. :D

[Crofty]

Here Crofty, This is what they look like......
OH, suspenderisers, I thought they were some wierd kind of underwear I'd never heared of.

[Jim]

No,

just old. :D

Still gets excited by nurses in suspenders though........................


















............as they wheel in the evenings coco !






(bounds away energetically ! dodging the zimmerframe that Mad Dog hurls at his retreating figure!)

[Mad Dog]

Can't wait for tonight,

placed the jigsaw so all the pieces will crash to the floor as nursey enters the room.

Should take her several minutes of bending over to pick that lot up :D

[Jim]

Can't wait for tonight,

placed the jigsaw so all the pieces will crash to the floor as nursey enters the room.

Should take her several minutes of bending over to pick that lot up :D


There's a saying about growing old gracefully, whoever came up with that definately didn't have you in mind did they MD ?

[gollum]

There's a saying about growing old gracefully, whoever came up with that definately didn't have you in mind did they MD ?

Lets hope not, long live growing old disgracefully :D

[Mad Dog]

Smear warm chocolate around yer genitals.

It sets and takes a fair bit of washing to remove.

Often needs a nurse and matron to carry out the necessary bed bath :rolleyes:
:D

[gollum]

See, now by my reckoning, she has hers on the wrong way.

Shoulda put the knickers on OVER the twiddly bits, so gravity doesn't pull the whole arrangement down.

Plus: easier to get in and out of the knickers without disturbing the stocking and suspenders setup :cool:

Heh Heh, the voice of experience :D

[Miss Demeanour]

See, now by my reckoning, she has hers on the wrong way.

Shoulda put the knickers on OVER the twiddly bits, so gravity doesn't pull the whole arrangement down.

Plus: easier to get in and out of the knickers without disturbing the stocking and suspenders setup :cool:

Very true; however they tend to do it the other way for photographic/catalogue purposes.

And yes, biggish pants for rallies, or at least for the triumphant arrival.

And I agree with the french knickers thing - however they're darned hard to find these days. (At a reasonable price in proper sizes...)

[gollum]

Very true; however they tend to do it the other way for photographic/catalogue purposes.

And yes, biggish pants for rallies, or at least for the triumphant arrival.

And I agree with the french knickers thing - however they're darned hard to find these days. (At a reasonable price in proper sizes...)

Look on Margrets Stall, she's at most rallies, according to the other half :D

[hellkat]

I hate french knickers. They definitely make my arse look big. I don't even have to ask the beleaguered Mr Hellkat.

[technoboiler]

got to agree about the french knickers HK
bloody awefull things,,,,they only connect with the delicate parts of ya flesh,,,,right where the bloody seam is,,,and wtf point are they anyhoo....end up with cold in ya gums ....ok for sex but not for day wear....may as well be wearin fek all,,,,,, :mad:

[Doro]

they only connect with the delicate parts of ya flesh,,,,right where the bloody seam is


which is what G strings do surely? only they're tighter


maybe my arse is just too fat for string? :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

which is what G strings do surely? only they're tighter


maybe my arse is just too fat for string? :eek:

Join the club :D

[Doro]

yeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh


I'm in Mrs R's club


na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



:D



*smug*

[HAPPY WANDERER]

Takes cold shower ..................at thought of sussies n stockins wiv a seam up the back :p


crotchless tights work too ya know :D

[technoboiler]

ewwwwwwwwwww tights....we dont wear tights.....lol....honest :p

[Fran]

I like french knickers,knickers with high cut legs but I my arse feels like a trussed up sunday roast in a thong.
To be honest the most comfy underwear I own is a red all in one union suit with a one button flap on the bum!Flap open for hot days or special occasions! :D :eek: :D

[krammer]

I like french knickers,knickers with high cut legs but I my arse feels like a trussed up sunday roast in a thong.
To be honest the most comfy underwear I own is a red all in one union suit with a one button flap on the bum!Flap open for hot days or special occasions! :D :eek: :D union suit? you mean like tuc ;)

[Friar Tuck]

union suit? you mean like tuc ;)
Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Never been in a union in me life!