Bosun
10-01-2005, 10:48 PM
just to show foot and mouth is still alive
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing
infront of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You
know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My
face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She
turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment, thinking about
it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing
wrong with your eyesight."
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing
infront of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You
know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My
face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She
turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment, thinking about
it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing
wrong with your eyesight."