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Just wondered what your fav lines/quotes from films are.
Bassman
10-01-2005, 10:12 PM
the blonde bint that said " is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me"........ :D
Friar Tuck
10-01-2005, 10:18 PM
That was Mae West!
Can't remember the xact words but:
We've 500 miles to go. A tankful of gas, and we're wearing our sunglasses!
From the Blues Brothers!
Bruce Willis in Die Hard - welcome to the party pal :p
hellkat
10-01-2005, 10:21 PM
"Son, you got a panty on your head" (Raising Arizona) always makes me chuckle.
But I like The Godfather which has a lot of interesting things in it:
* Mr Corleone never asks a second favor once he's been refused the first. (Hagen)
* In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns. (Fabrizio)
* Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. (DC)
defarter
10-01-2005, 10:22 PM
Hello little weed....Bill & Ben the flower pot men :D
weldy
10-01-2005, 10:31 PM
your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off .....................italian job ....
classic
weldy :cool:
RedRobbie
10-01-2005, 10:36 PM
Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. (God father1)
best quote ever.
"Oi mate pass us that pen , I can feel another play comming on" William Shakespear
TaxiDave
10-01-2005, 10:51 PM
""This time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires"" Only Fools And Horse (I know its a TV programme but there were a couple of feature length episodes)
Mad Dog
10-01-2005, 10:56 PM
"Some days there just ain't enough rocks"
Forest Gump
ForestFred
10-01-2005, 11:08 PM
"I would never be member of a club that would have me as a member"Groucho Marx
"It was woman who drove man to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her" W.C. Fields
"Marriage my boy is a wonderful institution but who the hell wants to live in one"W.C.Fields
your mother was a snowblower - short circuit
you know how to whistle don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow - to have and have not
you're a big man but you're in bad shape - get carter
best bits in films
the bit where jake drops princess leia into the sewer water in the blues brothers
the bit where antonio banderas starts speaking 'English' in 13th warrior
the bit where Bernie 'waves' at the passing folk in weekend at bernie's
ooo there's more
STEViE
10-01-2005, 11:19 PM
"I'm here to chew gum an' kick ass .....
.... an' I'm all out of chewing gum"
John Carpenter's 'They Live'
Not a great film, not a really great line. But I like it.
Rogue Monkey
10-01-2005, 11:53 PM
How many have to die before nobody dies again? Nancy Reagan at a speech for harsher punishment for murderers! :p
Freak
11-01-2005, 08:41 AM
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution
manifested by an appropriate agent
personified in this case by an ‘orrible cnut.....ME
Bricktop-Snatch
Theres a bit in Crocodile Dundee where some guy said he was gonna shoot Donk, Dundee says......"you don't wanna do that, you'll just piss him off"
Monty Python - Holy Grail when they are trying to storm the castle with the french soldiers in "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
But without a doubt my fav all time is FREAKS entry above from snatch although there is another............." do you lyke daags? Yeah but I like Caravans more"
Jimbob
11-01-2005, 09:47 AM
Too many to list but Arnie had some classics. And were repeated in several films!
blackhack
11-01-2005, 11:06 AM
bollocks......Blackhack
fade2black
11-01-2005, 12:07 PM
Sure, I know. It just happened. It could happen to anybody. An accident. You tripped and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week".
"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."
"You're a real bas1ard, ya know that, Joe?"
"And then some. "
"You think you are so ducking cool, don't you? You think you are so ducking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain..."
"Play some rap music. "
The Last Boy Scout
"Bravely bold Sir Robin, brough forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes carved out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee cut split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis... "
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
krammer
11-01-2005, 03:13 PM
i'm gonna get medieval on your ass
i'm an american honey, our names don't mean sh1t
royale with cheese
if bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house i'm gonna get divorced
pulp fiction, cooler than cool.
RedRobbie
11-01-2005, 03:21 PM
Thats the worst head i've ever had
Natural born killers
memnoch
11-01-2005, 03:35 PM
'Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes'
Michael Caine - ZULU.
'Gump, you're a goddam genius!'
Drill Sergeant to FG in FG.
'Slapper? Who? Me? Never!'
Abi Titmus.
'BOO HOO HOO HOO - I got nowhere else to go..BOO HOO HOO'
Richard Gere - Officer and a Gentleman (The Prick!)
mr.chaz
11-01-2005, 03:45 PM
" I got another six inches yet"
Mr.Chaz , taken from the adult film - Chaz Does Dallas
memnoch
11-01-2005, 03:50 PM
'What's happening Abi'
She's licking my a**e...she's got her finger up my a**e.
No!
Yeah, it's very good. It's very naughty.
'Slapper? Who? Me? Never! - Abi Titmus
Dougie
11-01-2005, 04:33 PM
A few from 'Slap Shot'
"F*cking Chrysler Plant here I come!"
"You can't put a bounty on a man's head!" "Already did."
"They're f*ckin' horrible looking!"
"Look at that!You can't see that,I'm on radio."
"Dunlop,you suck c*ck" "All I can get!"
"His subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him."
we find a bridge, ride down there, an' rightoverthemuthabridge - Kelly's heroes
What do you do to old ladies... burn them - backdraft
you cock juggling thunder kunt - blade trinity
hilda eh, wanna bread? - willow
Crofty
11-01-2005, 04:54 PM
From Futurama (yeah I know it's not a film)
Bender, the professor, leela sat on a church pew at fry's funeral
Leela: "I killed Fry! My best friend's dead and it's all my fault!" :(
Professor: "no, no noNo No nono no, it's not your fault," Turns slightly to speak to Bender "I'M LYING TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER!!!!!"
Anything from american beauty, especially from Kevin Spacey.
"smile, you're at Mr smileys!"
"don't interrupt me, honey."
"you wanna be careful jane or you'll turn into a real BITCH like your mother"
The whole "all right, so I was whacking off!" speech
Mad Dog
11-01-2005, 05:51 PM
'What's happening Abi'
She's licking my a**e...she's got her finger up my a**e.
No!
Yeah, it's very good. It's very naughty.
'Slapper? Who? Me? Never! - Abi Titmus
Slightly longer clip from same movie gets the statement:-
"Pukka !!"
:eek:
:D
From Withnail & I...
We want the finest wines available to humanity.We want them here & we want them now.
Monty you terrible c**t!
The f*cker shall rue the day
It's not an accident blackspot they're throwing themselves into the road gladly to get away from the hideousness of it all!
Sure, I know. It just happened. It could happen to anybody. An accident. You tripped and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.
where's this from? I've heard this one recently, can't remember what tho :confused:
where's this from? I've heard this one recently, can't remember what tho :confused:
The last boy scout with Bruce Willis. :cool:
brandersnatch
12-01-2005, 10:37 AM
"F*ck off w*nker, you're doing it!"
Ben Kingsley Sexy Beasts.
:eek:
Ghandi swearing, outrageous!
no I ain't seen that Fran, either I saw a clip from it, or someone pinched the line for summat else, hmmmm, wondering now......
Braces
12-01-2005, 10:07 PM
"This coffee smells like ****"
Austin Powers.
Freak
12-01-2005, 11:27 PM
Not now...not now please...not aw you fecking barsterd.
defarter
12-01-2005, 11:34 PM
Make my day.....Clint Eastwood
STEViE
13-01-2005, 12:17 AM
'Time ...... to die' - Rutger Hauer's character in Bladerunner
'We learn as we go' - Fred ........ (Aw!! Hermann Munster bloke) sumthin' to Bob Hoskins in The Cotton Club
Aww !! sorry, I really can't get it together just now.
STEViE
13-01-2005, 12:21 AM
Yes I can, yes I can.
It was ....... duh du da duh du duh duuuuuuuuh ..
Fred Gwynne
can't remember the other character from Bladerunner tho
TaxiDave
13-01-2005, 07:32 AM
Get off your horse and drink your milk ............... John Wayne
TaxiDave
13-01-2005, 07:33 AM
I've come for my boy .......... John Wayne masterbating while he stands outside his sons school at home time
wegit
13-01-2005, 08:16 AM
You may be a king or just a street sweeper but sooner or later you'll dance with The Reaper !!
Death - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
can't remember the other character from Bladerunner tho
Harrison Ford
also
Daryl Hannah and Sean Young :D
Mad Dog
13-01-2005, 10:37 AM
"This doesn't mean we're gonna be swopping spit in the showers"
Clint
Heartbreak Ridge
bill?
13-01-2005, 11:37 AM
come on, we're going home, your p*ssed.
my wife
Santa
13-01-2005, 12:27 PM
"I never forget a face - but in your case i'm willing to make an exception!"
Grougho Marx.
Gypsy
13-01-2005, 01:04 PM
ok a few dwarf ones:
Rimmer: I can't understand it. I've had so much to drink and it hasn't even afflicted me. I'm not in the least bit tiddly.
Lister: Oh yeah? Why are you dancing then?
Cat: Ha! You call that dancing? I've seen people on fire move better than that ?
Cat: Wow !!! My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry. Hey there you are. Hey man, I'm so hungry I just have to eat.
Lister: Shhhhh. Not now man. Rimmer's dad's died.
Cat: I'd prefer chicken.
HAPPY WANDERER
13-01-2005, 01:19 PM
"Dont ya just love the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning"
(good morningggggggggggggggggggggg Vietnammmmmmmmmmmmmm) :D
Dougie
13-01-2005, 05:06 PM
"Wossat?"
"It's me Bren gun!"-Lock,Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Miss Demeanour
13-01-2005, 07:06 PM
From Withnail & I...
We want the finest wines available to humanity.We want them here & we want them now.
Monty you terrible c**t!
The f*cker shall rue the day
It's not an accident blackspot they're throwing themselves into the road gladly to get away from the hideousness of it all!
And....
'Don't you threaten me with a dead fish.'
'We've come on holiday by accident!'
'GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!'
Bloody hell... the whole film is one long sublime quote.
Anyone who hasn't seen this (who presumably wasn't a student at some point) Go and see it. Immediately. If nothing else, for Presuming Ed's fine words... :rolleyes:
Miss Demeanour
13-01-2005, 07:15 PM
oh yes... and:-
Withnail: All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked. Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we drop a couple of soamser fifties each; means we'll miss out Monday but come up smilling Tuesday morning. What's that appalling smell?
I: Perfume on my boots. I had to scrub the with essence of petunia.
---
Danny: I see you're wearing a suit.
Withnail: What's it got to do with you?
Danny: No need to get uptight man. I was merely making an observation. I happened to be looking for a suit for the coal man two weeks ago. For reasons I can't really discuss with you the coal man had to go to Jamaica. Got busted coming back through Heathrow, had the weight under his fez. We wored out that it would be handycarma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade the coal man, went into court wearing a kaftan and a bell. This doesn't go down at all well. They can handle the kaftan but they can't handle the bell. So there's this judge sitting there sitting in a cape like f*cking batman with this really rather far out looking hat
Withnail: A wig.
Danny: No man, this was more like a long white hat. So he looks at the coalman and says 'what's all this. This is a court man. This ain't fancy dress' and the coal man looks at him and says 'you think you look normal, your honour?'. C*nt give him two years.
Rogue Monkey
13-01-2005, 07:31 PM
I over slept again this morning! Mrs Monkey (2005) :p
Rogue Monkey
13-01-2005, 07:35 PM
The Americans are lost in the desert! :p
We will meet them with tanks and shoes! :p
Comical Ali! (Iraqe 1994)
Dougie
13-01-2005, 08:11 PM
A few from Mad Max-
Anything I say-what a wonderful philosophy you have.
That there is Cundalini,and Cundalini wants his hand back!
But it's not for him,it's for me,Bubba!
You can't kill me,not for stealing a man's boots!
Jimmy the Goose,larger than life and twice as ugly!
Steel Draconian
13-01-2005, 08:26 PM
"It's not enjoying what you do that counts, Its doing what you enjoy! -Quote by me.
Rogue Monkey
13-01-2005, 08:31 PM
What have you done today that made your life better? (American History x)
Tom-madbiker
14-01-2005, 12:27 AM
i bite my finger at you (in a crap french accent)-monty python holy grail
Dougie
15-01-2005, 04:29 PM
I have a great fear of tools-John Cusack in "Better off Dead"
RD350B
15-01-2005, 04:32 PM
'I'd rather see my sister in a brothel than my brother on a honda'
me :D
longhorn
15-01-2005, 04:44 PM
Your'e drunk say's the lady, to which he replies
"your'e ugly but tomorrow i'll be sober" Winston Churchill
Miss Demeanour
15-01-2005, 04:51 PM
Your'e drunk say's the lady, to which he replies
"your'e ugly but tomorrow i'll be sober" Winston Churchill
Lady Astor.
Between them also came the infamous exchange:-
'Sir, if you were my Husband I'd poison your tea.'
'Madam, if you were my Wife, I'd drink it.'
plastik100
15-01-2005, 05:12 PM
if it aint broke, dont fix it, just get pissed......
from the film of my life lol :cool:
Jonnyfp
15-01-2005, 05:32 PM
Tea for two..
Doctor i do my number twos at 8 o'clock every morning.
thats good madam a good regular movement is very good for you..
Yes, but i don't get out of bed til 9.
plastik100
15-01-2005, 05:41 PM
hell aint a bad place to be.....
ac/dc lol :cool:
Bosun
15-01-2005, 05:43 PM
oh no not him :eek:
wegit
15-01-2005, 06:42 PM
Stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive
We are the dealers, we’ll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
‘Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain’t no legend, ain’t no cause
We’re just livin’ for today
AC/DC - For those about to rock !!
Oh Yeah http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif
plastik100
15-01-2005, 07:08 PM
remember norman, only ur mother loves you......
PSHYCO
RD350B
15-01-2005, 08:11 PM
'killed me when i saw the wet patch on your seat'
AC/DC again!....'squealer'
Dougie
15-01-2005, 08:14 PM
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond,I expect you to die!"
Jonnyfp
20-01-2005, 06:47 PM
'Happy learned how to Putt'
:D
BikerGran
20-01-2005, 11:13 PM
Not a film quote but someone already quoted Winston Churchill so here's another one..
On being asked to comment on General Motgomery's statement "I don't smoke and I don't drink and I'm 100% fit" Churchill replied....
"Well I smoke all the time and drink as much as I can and I'm 200% fit! "
.......Which raises the question, was Churchill a biker?
Sir Ewok
21-01-2005, 01:56 AM
God,Yes! I'm fertile. I could look at a casually masturbating tramp and get pregnant............
*Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps* TV prog.
Dougie
21-01-2005, 08:56 PM
Fuckin' hell,Caller!How d'ya piss through that thing?-Stickmen.
"Got a smoke?"
Napoleon Wilson Assault on precinct 13
Its not a motorcycle baby, its a chopper.
bruce willis - pulp fiction.
Erogenous Jones
22-01-2005, 08:16 PM
Withnail : Scrubbers!
Schoolgirl: Up yours, grandad.
Withnail: Scrubbers! Scrubbers!
Peter Marwood: Shut up.
Withnail: Little tarts, they love it.
(Withnail & I)
Oddball : Hi man.
Big Joe: What are you doing?
Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know...
Big Joe: What's happening?
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it...
Big Joe: Well then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] I only ride em, I don't know what makes em work.
(Kelly's Heroes)
Vincent : I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.
The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
(Pulp Fiction)
"It wasn't me that just got buttf*cked on national TV Dwayne!"
John McLean Die Hard
Dougie
23-01-2005, 10:36 AM
You,you can run but you can't hide!-The Mighty Wes,Mad Max 2
Sir Ewok
23-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
(Benjamin Franklin)
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer
(Homer Simpson)
Freedom and whisky gang together
(Rabbie Burns)
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case, Coincidence?
(Anon)
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