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dracken1
29-05-2004, 10:45 AM
visited ewok and tucks new company premises called "robum & scarper".

once again they have come up with a great money saving invention.

no longer will you have to scrap your bike after wreaking the complete front or rear end.

for just £1000.00 sent to their bank account (in columbia) you will receive
this amazing device which fits any bike.
no more buying tyres, no more mot, not sure about a pilots liceince though.

its guys like these two who are expanding the envelope of progress.

universal bike kit (http://www.chopperunderground.com/forums/uploads/post-2-1085805714.jpg)

JOE
29-05-2004, 01:37 PM
how you gettin' on with scanning those forward control guides?

dracken1
29-05-2004, 03:00 PM
how you gettin' on with scanning those forward control guides

oh f**k knew i had promised to do something
will mail them to you this evening

dracken1
29-05-2004, 05:54 PM
scans sent

Friar Tuck
30-05-2004, 06:09 AM
OI! What are doing sneaking around our Top Secret Proving Ground? What you have seen is our all new "EWFT NitroTurbo Hover Bike!"

Now you've all seen it! We have no option other than kill the lot of you!

JOE
30-05-2004, 07:27 AM
I'd like death by masturbation please!

Friar Tuck
31-05-2004, 06:55 AM
Right! That's you hooked up to the local farmer's milking shed then! Only switches off when it reaches a 100 gallons!

JOE
31-05-2004, 08:59 AM
AAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'm a condemned man...



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