Brown sauce

[RedRobbie]

Like everyone else we spent a fortune this xmas. gifts,food, drink etc.. Yes we overspent and now we are watching what we spend and that makes sense.But there are limits, boundaries that shouldnt be crossed . So today I made myself a sausage butty, Big fat pork sizzlers on thick buttered bread.The it happend- I reached for the brown sauce and to my horror and disgust I realised that it wasnt the usual Daddies or HP! oh no this was ASDA own brand. And yes you can tell the difrence. that stuff is feckin awful. Granted it looks the same and possibly smells similar but its runny shi te . I beconned my dearest into the kitchen. "whats this" I screamed, unable to hold back my anger or tears I stamped my foot down hard.

2 hours have passed since then and after considerable sole searching.Searching the very depths of my inner self, unearthing memories best left forgotten I eventualy found it within myself to forgive her. Have I done the right thing? I guess only time will tell.

I dont care if the sauce is 20p cheaper than the big brand names. We're British and some things are sacred.

[Tiger Lily]

Funny that, I done sausage buttys for brekkie as well this morn, but to our horror there was the brown sauce bottle in the fridge EMPTY! SCREAM!!!! :eek:
So, in our humble in opinion, realy you were lucky, cheep is better than nowt! ;)

[Bosun]

no contest really divorse or nothing..
first the brown sauce next there will be sweet pickle and nor picallili in you corn beef sarnies

[Dougie]

Serves you all right!Brown sauce is the condiment of the Devil! :eek:

[speedtriplebbc]

Brown sauce for breakfast rolls, red for chippie chips!

[TaxiDave]

RedRobbie divorce her. Forgiveness is not an option. If you let her get away with it this time she'll start to take advantage and before long you'll be eating Smartprice sausage and beans or worse still you'll come home one day and see the empty Kwik Save carrier bags scattered around the kitchen floor after she's been shopping just to rub your nose in it.
Are you a man or a mouse. Put your foot down for gods sake!!

Sorry got to go now, I've got to wash the wifes car and prepare the tea before she gets home from work and I haven't vaccuumed yet.

[RedRobbie]

Yes you're right dammit. There will be a plate of "no thrills" beans on the table if I dont sort the cow out now. What a fool I've been. CAN YOU OVERDOSE ON ALDI BRAND NIGHTNURSE?

[TaxiDave]

CAN YOU OVERDOSE ON ALDI BRAND NIGHTNURSE?

Mix it with Tia Maria first though.

[JOE]

Tescos do good cheap brown sauce - ASDA are just wallmart an' they just freak me the phuck out.

[Fran]

CAN YOU OVERDOSE ON ALDI BRAND NIGHTNURSE?

Are they still selling it by the pint? :D

[Mrs Reject]

I take it Red Robbie has had a succession of very short relationships and now has his eye on "inflatable Annie" for a more long term squeeze. :D

[RedRobbie]

Experience has taught me not to have such high expectations of women. They will skimp in the brown sauce and spend the savings on skimpy underwear and edible panties. OHHHH MISSSUSSS there goes my knob again