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blackhack
08-01-2005, 04:06 AM
♪♫|♫........../stares blankly at the floor
Bosun
08-01-2005, 09:02 AM
shuffles feet as clasps hands behind back
Fran
08-01-2005, 09:20 AM
Looks out window scratches arse.....
kennptwo
08-01-2005, 09:50 AM
sighs and shrugs shoulders
defarter
08-01-2005, 09:53 AM
Goes and sits on the bog to break the sound of silence.
Friar Tuck
08-01-2005, 09:53 AM
*sneezes, blows nose, and farts!*
Rogue Monkey
08-01-2005, 10:10 AM
Raises eye brows and scratches left temple :o
Dougie
08-01-2005, 10:29 AM
Picks nose and wonders what the hell's going on.......
saxman
08-01-2005, 10:35 AM
'burps' ......
Spike
08-01-2005, 11:21 AM
cof cof............hmmm ?
krammer
08-01-2005, 11:34 AM
gazes out of window, looking at the trees in back garden being hammered by the winds.
RedRobbie
08-01-2005, 11:42 AM
cant make eye contact, blushes with a false grin
Doro
08-01-2005, 01:25 PM
desperately thnking of something to say to fill the silence - mind drifts to another place instead
Mrs Reject
08-01-2005, 01:31 PM
Crosses arms and legs tightly to protect self from the embarrassment, titters compulsively, rolls eyes, in my mind's eye gets on trusty white stallion and buggers off.
BlackPig
08-01-2005, 02:08 PM
Picks up lid,jacket and keys and fucks off down the pub.......
Yoda
08-01-2005, 02:23 PM
whips out huge penis and beats everyone to death with it

Yoda
Dougie
08-01-2005, 03:22 PM
whips out huge penis and beats everyone to death with it

Yoda
Scratches head and rubs chin while reading the above and thinks "AYE,RIGHT!"
Bosun
08-01-2005, 03:59 PM
Scratches head and rubs chin while reading the above and thinks "AYE,RIGHT!"
never said it was his did he :D
triker_gal
08-01-2005, 04:19 PM
grabs huge penis back, thats mine thankyou very much :p
RedRobbie
08-01-2005, 04:25 PM
Sniffs his index finger and wipes it on the inside of his jacket pocket whilst pretending to watch television
ForestFred
08-01-2005, 05:53 PM
Sits smiling wistfully whilst stroking beard :)
JOE
08-01-2005, 05:59 PM
gets an erection, so stands up, shoulders back, to make everyone else feel the discomfort
GarrysPhrogg
08-01-2005, 06:16 PM
covers face with both hands, peeping through fingers, giggles quietly and blushes
Steel Draconian
08-01-2005, 08:18 PM
sits bored. looking at t.v, casualty boring me in the background
Fran
08-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Sitting watching sleeping cat....amazing...can't take my eyes off her.....sorry did you say something?
saxman
08-01-2005, 08:50 PM
.......................
Rogue Monkey
08-01-2005, 08:53 PM
COME ON! :eek: Somebody get the Beers in! :p
krammer
08-01-2005, 08:56 PM
contemplating a wank, but too much like 'hard' work so i shall skin up my first doobie of the evening.
Shep
08-01-2005, 08:57 PM
COME ON! :eek: Somebody get the Beers in! :p

Ignores loud person shouting in technicolor.
RedRobbie
08-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Opening my eyes after the best wank ever to find that my mothers left a cup of tea and a sandwich on the dresser next to my bed.
Fran
08-01-2005, 09:08 PM
Opening my eyes after the best wank ever to find that my mothers left a cup of tea and a sandwich on the dresser next to my bed.

Hope you washed your hands before eating that sandwich! :eek:
Dougie
09-01-2005, 10:11 AM
Shakes head in disbelief at the world in general and watches the sparrows out the window.......
bill?
09-01-2005, 10:34 AM
sits here totally confused at the content of this thread :confused:
Sir Ewok
09-01-2005, 11:23 AM
Didn't know you were there, so back to pondering my navel.....
wegit
09-01-2005, 12:08 PM
Watching a HARD CORE blue movie while your old aged next door neighbour has just walked past your living room window and is about to knock on your glass front door !!
defarter
09-01-2005, 02:56 PM
Dropping a good fart while having dinner with the inlaws
Mrs Reject
09-01-2005, 03:28 PM
Watching a HARD CORE blue movie while your old aged next door neighbour has just walked past your living room window and is about to knock on your glass front door !!

Check :D We've been there, now draw the curtains!
Friar Tuck
10-01-2005, 06:12 PM
Prepares the air rifle and sit in the garage and wait for the bloody rat to pop it's out from under summerhouse!
andy_k
15-01-2006, 01:12 AM
sat nice and quiet causing HAVOC
Grav
15-01-2006, 01:14 AM
posting pictures of great tits

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Now_that's_a_great_pair_of_tits.jpg
mouseman
15-01-2006, 01:19 AM
Pretending to cough quietly while slipping the tablet into my mouth, then borrowing Krammers rizlas.... ;)
Friar Tuck
15-01-2006, 08:26 AM
posting pictures of great tits

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Now_that's_a_great_pair_of_tits.jpg
PING!

Reload air rifle! One down! One to go!
Yoda
15-01-2006, 12:00 PM
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kitkatman
15-01-2006, 12:05 PM
has cup of tea whilst scratching my arse
Bosun
15-01-2006, 12:06 PM
shuffles quitely sideways hoping no one sees
kitkatman
15-01-2006, 12:10 PM
accidently farts really loudly and stares at the ceiling