Fook its cold!

[Kylie]

The collection of manky water in my seat had frozen so i've now got very cold girl bits! But on the plus side, my seat has started to defrost!!!

[ChopperFXR]

Kinda left me speechless.

The ice maiden comethe! LOL

Chopper.

[v8_trike]

Try living up here!!!! Brrrrrrr :)

[Nik]

Minus 10 allegedly 'ere in Naarfuck last night. :eek:

[Louis]

Minus 6.5 here in Lancs

[Urban Terrorist]

I love this weather, hope it'll be colder tonight!!!:D

[John Hopkins]

I love this weather, hope it'll be colder tonight!!!:D

Fuggov... :D John

[bird]

The sea froze here....


http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2008/ice-on-beach-17-02-08.shtml

[Nik]

The sea froze here....


http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2008/ice-on-beach-17-02-08.shtml

Wow! :eek: ................

[Urban Terrorist]

Fuggov... :D John
Nope!! It'll be snowing next;)

[Hillbilly Deluxe]

Try living up here!!!! Brrrrrrr :)

try living up here then if you think its cold where you are . :)

[Peirre]

I love this weather, hope it'll be colder tonight!!!:D
me too ..............that slab of beer I got in the garage will be nicely chilled ready for me :D

[Kylie]

I'm going to have to come up with some new form of cunning plan for keeping my legs dry (it would appear some manky boy cat has sprayed on my seat hence the smell of wet cat on my bike trousers) and also warm!

MUST GET SEAT DONE! (re covered and re foamed!)

[booie2]

(it would appear some manky boy cat has sprayed on my seat hence the smell of wet cat on my bike trousers) and also warm!
MUST GET SEAT DONE! (re covered and re foamed!)

ewwwwww, :eek: the smell of a Tom, its horrid, good luck with shifting that smell from your trousers. cooking fat.

[Maggie B]

bloik

can't stand that smell
wash with vinegar & warm water after a good normal wash-neutralises the apepal (alledgedly)

as for your cold ass

that bloody picture of your spotty knickers is stuck in my mind, and has set me wondering if you have spotty leggings too :eek:

good thing you don't wear Fongs :cool:

next time, just chuck the bloody water out from the tent front
shouting

"gaude l'eau"

[John Hopkins]

I'm going to have to come up with some new form of cunning plan for keeping my legs dry (it would appear some manky boy cat has sprayed on my seat hence the smell of wet cat on my bike trousers) and also warm!

MUST GET SEAT DONE! (re covered and re foamed!)

Thats just his way of chatting you up...We do that here all the time... :D John

[Doughboy]

Yep, bloody freezing here, I'm contemplating
fashioning a suit made of duvets.

[Kylie]

I washed my bike trousers last week and the smell came out no problem, but you have to use special stuff and it costs a fortune so don't want to be doing that all the time.

Am going clean seat when i get home with lemon disinfectant cos they hate the smell of citrus. Problem is that the tom cat will have been attracted by the smell of my 2 cats who use my bike as a sofa when its sat on the path... i know its not them thats done it, but no doubt the tom cat will have felt that he needs to mark his territory to keep them off.

Getting the seat sorted should solve all the problems - more expense.

And no.. I don't have spotty leggings!

[Peirre]

I'm going to have to come up with some new form of cunning plan for keeping my legs dry
I was thinking of a way, But I doubt you`d be able to ride your bike safely with your legs in that position ;)

[Kylie]

I was thinking of a way, But I doubt you`d be able to ride your bike safely with your legs in that position ;)
My sweet innocent little mind is struggling with what you're talking about - I was considering a cushion in a plastic bin liner or something.....

[Pugwash]

just buy a cover for the poor bike no place for the cat to pee on the seat then :rolleyes:

maybe the Cat Fancies yer :p

[Peirre]

just buy a cover for the poor bike no place for the cat to pee on the seat then :rolleyes:

maybe the Cat Fancies yer :p
If the cats are anything like the ones around here, they climb up under the cover and onto the seat and keep dry. Thats what they used to do with my trike, the back seat was always covered in cat hair. placing a plank of wood with several 4" nails through it soon sorted that out though. ;)

[The Beer Monsters]

If the cats are anything like the ones around here, they climb up under the cover and onto the seat and keep dry. Thats what they used to do with my trike, the back seat was always covered in cat hair. placing a plank of wood with several 4" nails through it soon sorted that out though. ;)Although you then suffered from a plague of Indian mystics? ;)

[Peirre]

Although you then suffered from a plague of Indian mystics? ;)
you obviously didn`t see the bright orange powder coated metal plate that fitted onto the front seat with 6" nails welder into it. when I had the trike it was parked in a corner of the yard, so sometimes it was nessesary to climb over the seat to reach the other side, and several times I`ve landed on the plate/nails when my foot slipped in the wet leaving nail punchure marks in both my ar$e and crutch :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Kylie]

Well.... I really shouldnt have complained should I? -4 when I finally got the Yorkshire Post building, and it is universally suspected that the thermometer is optimistic on the warm side!

My choke had frozen and i couldnt get the bloody thing on! Then the snow started.... then I clearly lost my sanity, poured hot water over the choke, freed it up and rode to work in thick freezing fog, snow and on roads which hadn't been gritted!

Twas definitely a big muff day - even with them I was contemplating the fact that it would be much toastier if I got some of those heated grips to go with the big muffs... mmmmmm the warmth!

[slug_salter]

Who said big muffs!!!!!!!
:P

[Nik]

You lot have got snow? I'm dead jealous ... :mad:

Down 'ere the trees are fantastically white and it looks very picture postcardy, but there's no snow. :(

[Kylie]

its only the dead fine stuff - its a bit too cold for proper snow, maybe later today... not bothered what it does tonight cos i'm not on the bike tomorrow anyway.

[Kylie]

Who said big muffs!!!!!!!
:P
Why is it that always gets the mens attention? Surely little muffs should be more appealing?

[Peirre]

no snow here ............. foggy but no snow
but then again who cares .........I`m sat here off work besides a nice big coal fire with a steaming coffee in my hand

[Kylie]

no snow here ............. foggy but no snow
but then again who cares .........I`m sat here off work besides a nice big coal fire with a steaming coffee in my handI'm toasty now i'm in the office, fortunately they fixed the heating yesterday so its lovely and warm. Just not looking forward to trying to get the bike to start again after work, cos i'm not sure where i'm going to get boiling water from!

[Nik]

its a bit too cold for proper snow

I love that phrase! :D

It's a great old wives' tale, isn't it? We get, what, minus 10 or so here in the UK and people say it's too cold for snow. They get minus 70 (or so they said on the telly the other day) in the Antarctic and it still snows there.

:D

[slug_salter]

Why is it that always gets the mens attention? Surely little muffs should be more appealing?


big muffs lil muffs the only real difference is the size of spoon you need

[kitkatman]

so i've now got very cold girl bits! !!
so did you defrost your fish then :D

[Peirre]

i'm not sure where i'm going to get boiling water from!
boiling water isn`t nessesary, just get a cup of warm water out of the tap in the loo.
But asap get some WD40 or oil sprayed down the cable as you`ll only create problems pouring water over it

[Kylie]

Thanks for that POB, I will do that as soon as i get home, friend who told me to hot water it didnt mention that, but i did catch him off guard and in the middle of something.


KKM - you're disgusting!

[Grav]

I'm surprised no-one offered to give her girly bits a good rub to warm them up.

[Peirre]

friend who told me to hot water it didnt mention that, but i did catch him off guard and in the middle of something.
too much info ;)
I'm surprised no-one offered to give her girly bits a good rub to warm them up.
There`d be no point me joining the queue, while your at the front of it ;)
besides she`s probably got someone in-house to give her girly bits a rub ...see above

[Kylie]

too much info ;)

There`d be no point me joining the queue, while your at the front of it ;)
besides she`s probably got someone in-house to give her girly bits a rub ...see above
I can confirm there is no-one in my house (unless I have a burglar!)

[Peirre]

I can confirm there is no-one in my house (unless I have a burglar!)
Quick Grav ...............get out you`ve been rumbled