must be something i say

[Bosun]

another barmaid is leaving the club i frequent thats 4 in less than a year...

got left with a twonk of a lad who cant pour a pint for toffee


glad i am cutting down on using it

[Dougie]

You must be bad,Sid Snot's buggered off!

[Bosun]

You must be bad,Sid Snot's buggered off!
looking for a better pic, watching the naughty bits last nuight :D

[krammer]

another barmaid is leaving the club i frequent thats 4 in less than a year...

got left with a twonk of a lad who cant pour a pint for toffee


glad i am cutting down on using it you want toffee? i hear worthers original are lovely :p

[Dougie]

McCowan's Highland Toffee's what you want!

[krammer]

McCowan's Highland Toffee's what you want!......to lose ya teeth ya mean :D

[TaxiDave]

another barmaid is leaving the club i frequent thats 4 in less than a year...

got left with a twonk of a lad who cant pour a pint for toffee


glad i am cutting down on using it


Whatever you are doing to upset the barmaids, don't try it on with the young lad. We don't want to be reading about you in the papers again.

[Bosun]

......to lose ya teeth ya mean :D


ooh dont havent been to dentist in years.. and worried 2 fillings on way out (along with teeth)

[Sir Ewok]

Haven't been to the dentist in over 12 years...

[JOE]

Don't worry Fayji, it's the smell, not the drooling on the bar, the open fly, the fact you go in dipped in baby oil or the dead badger you drag round with you on the piece of string as your pet...


the dentist is the least of your worries

[Bosun]

you been stalking?

[RedRobbie]

I lost a barmaid once. She turned up 2 years later in that little cupboard under the stairs.
Its a strange life!

[Bosun]

had she poured the pint by then?

[krammer]

had she poured the pint by then? not if it was a pint of guiness

[RedRobbie]

No but she had s**t all over the gas meter

[Bosun]

wasnt me... like the others didnt like the barsteward