Virtual bike rally

[GarrysPhrogg]

OK i gotta go get the booze...................... :D

you lot organise yourselves for a virtual rally.

[100%Pat]

What I usually do... put the kettle on first, oh and Lynee did you book the sweetie stall, I hate a rally with no sweets! :eek:

[Robin]

Bogs are ordered and will be stocked with the finest hand soap, hot water, fragrant air freshner and the softest Andrex I can find. Also avilable copies of the Sunday paper crosswords and a dictionary and thesaurus in each one. :D

[100%Pat]

Now hows about the bands....
Personally I think as Coverdale is in the country.... :D

[odie]

Have old copys of 100% if you run out of arse wipe LOL
It dont matter that pats pissed as a fart in the corner she normaly is at any rally she goes to! LOL
(MEOW pussy cat!)
Lynne can play with piccys of stevies bum with-out him feeling a thing!
and i can get **** faced and shout abuse at people, just like being at home.
And still have a comfy bed to sleep in at night.
WOOO HOOO lets get partying boys and girls.
(blows smoke towards the computer screen)
lynne do you want some? :D

[Robin]

Roger Whittaker for the beer tent please................. :D

[Robin]

Yeeaaaah.

Here comes the fresh doughnut stall for when we all get the munchies later on.

[100%Pat]

I'd already planned on booking Stevie for that... gotta give Lynne something to play with...
Food wise, I'm officially banning burgers... I bloody hate 'em and I'd never complain if I didnt see one ever again :mad:

[Robin]

Food wise, I'm officially banning burgers... I bloody hate 'em and I'd never complain if I didnt see one ever again :mad:


Seconded, can we have pizza and chinese food though?

[100%Pat]

Yep, god Im starving now! Pancakes too! I went to East Leeds Lions and they had a pancake stall.... bloody fab it was I tried them all over the weekend, and now every rally I go to I think" **** I wish that pancake bloke was here" :D

[TaxiDave]

Yeah if you do book a burger stall can you make sure they aren't the ones with the built in laxatives. I hate being like the German tourists and staking my claim to a Portaloo for the whole weekend. :D

[Smudge]

You forgot the stall sellin hot tea chocolate and anadin

[blackhack]

got the bar getting delivered with real chillers, so that we can have real draft beer on tap with real glasses (not those crap plastic thingies)
topless serving wenches, and a few studs for the girlies.
some nice seating with small tables for rolling our "cigarettes" etc.....

nice laid back......hmmm

[Mitch]

Let's have the rally by a lake so's we can all go skinny, er.......fatty dipping on the Saturday and lots of trees to camp under so we can lie in in the morning without getting fried in our tents when the first ray of sunlight strikes at 5.00 in the morning!!!
Some hammocks would be nice too. :)

[TaxiDave]

Has anybody ordered the marquee with the pole up the middle thats easy to climb, maybe with some small steps up it, and how about a karoake for some light entertainment before the strippers come on.

[100%Pat]

we only have male strippers....
Oh a Drag Act would be entertaining too...
Some one call Rick Hulse

[100%Pat]

Didnt mean that how it looks! Sorry Rick, I didnt mean you dress in womens clothes, I meant he books all the comedy acts!! :p

[Mad Dog]

I'd be happy to deal with the Entertainments License Application and all the legal stuff.

it's a tough job but, someone's got to do it.

[Jim]

Didnt mean that how it looks! Sorry Rick, I didnt mean you dress in womens clothes, I meant he books all the comedy acts!! :p
I'll never look at him in the same way again.

I certainly won't be turning my back on him.

Must be all these media types he's mixing with on Men and Motors.

The exception being Jane (AKA Rio) who is most definately all woman.

[Mrs Reject]

I'll never look at him in the same way again.

I certainly won't be turning my back on him.

Must be all these media types he's mixing with on Men and Motors.

The exception being Jane (AKA Rio) who is most definately all woman.

You've met Rio have you/ She scares me!!!!!
:)

[Jim]

Me too, but in a very fantasy kind of way !


Going for a lie down now.

["HIGH TOWER"]

ALL the trikes at the front for a change,to add a bit of spice all riders will have to be in fancy dress.not forgetting the stupid biker games on our return from teroising the locals on the ride out. :cool:

[Friar Tuck]

What about the Bouncy Castle? Can't do without a bouncy castle! Try one when your p*ssed! hilarious until you throw up! Urpp!

[Jim]

One of our lads broke a bone in his neck after leaving the bouncy castle at some speed. Beware !

[davesatan]

dave satan brings his complete fur wardrobe

[toots&purple]

wow so much easyer to knock tent pegs in,dry too !!!!! :rolleyes:

[odie]

Mr Satan: I see that you still have your "DISTRESS FLARES" you sad man. LOL
Good piccy that, if i dont say so my self and a good rally (pegusus) :D

[Rock Ape]

Just found this from way back!

So here goes again! The sun's out and its a hot n dry 76 out here! big flat field n no cow ****. the Bands are warming up, the beer tents r filling up and pats sold the most 100% merchandise she's ever had on the first day n sold out. nothing for her to do but party!! Wat bands have we got? n whats going on? Lets build the Forum Rallie of the year n whats it called?

[Mrs Reject]

The 100% Pissed rally or sommat! It would have to be a week long rally with free hot showers and a butler service that puts up your tent for you on arrival.Preferably "butlers' in skimpy leather shorts - mixed male and female :)

[Rabid1]

Free alcohol with somebody to walk behind you carrying it and when you fall pver they are there to pick you up and carry you to bed. and the whole of the week tax deductable :D

[Dougie]

What about the Bouncy Castle? Can't do without a bouncy castle! Try one when your p*ssed! hilarious until you throw up! Urpp!
What about the bouncy castle the Phoenix Club hired in "Phoenix Nights"? :eek: :eek:







For those who didn't see it it had a huge knob attached! :D

[noizy git]

Sounds to me like we're gonna need a proper on site caff doing full english-just the thing to chase away a hangover ;)

[Yoda]

and concrete wheelways leading everywhere and always facing down hill (like one of the optical illusion thingies)
and a real coffee stall

and a Rap/Reggae tent

Yoda

[Dougie]

and a Rap/Reggae tent

Yoda
Here you go!

[Yoda]

Here you go!
hehehehehehehehe

[Grav]

when are the strippers on?

[Yoda]

when are the strippers on?
they will all be in the rap/reggae tent shakin there booty :) :)

[Dougie]

In that tent they'd be midgets! :eek:

[smeghead]

when are the strippers on?


I'm keeping the strippers to my self as no one else would appreciate the bbw stripping troupe :D

[smeghead]

need the wurzels too as well as a free flaggon of guinness

[Mitch]

The exception being Jane (AKA Rio) who is most definately all woman.

Funny one that lass! :D TC (MAG SE Local Government bod) has got this thing about her, knows her through a drinking buddy of his (she's this bloke's niece) she put in an impromptu appearance down at Hastings on the MAG stall a couple of Maydays ago - I just thought it was my charm why we got all these folks round :rolleyes: he's also got this big pic of her on his wall at work!

[Grav]

In that tent they'd be midgets! :eek:

Cool! midget strippers! I hope the wee girls have flat heads......... :D

[kitkatman]

can you book metallica in for a slot or two and also a duty free area to get cheap fags from and i will get a dray load of real ale, lager, spirits from work

[Grav]

As long as they dont kidnap the midget strippers, Metallica will do just fine. :D

[kitkatman]

As long as they dont kidnap the midget strippers, Metallica will do just fine. :D
don't worry about the kidnapping of the midget strippers....lets fire them out of a cannon after there set.... :D

[BikerGran]

We gotta have STEViE!

[colin]

I will bring a large block of the finest hasish and any other drugs that you would care for ;)

Oh and the bands that appear will be to everyones taste automatically. :D

[Bosun]

can we have magic lights that show the way back to tents, only our footsteps so not to upsetothers

[bill?]

if that idiot who attends all rallys is here, can he rev his bike to the limiter and blow the fecker up around 8:30 pm so we all can watch and laugh

[saxman]

i'm standing in the corner playing some cool chill out music



pass us a beer please.

[ernie the dwarf]

If Metallica are playing i ain't coming bunch of wankers they be

[Yoda]

and can we have some chave rummaging through the tents and putting money back in them, they would also volunteer to clean the toilets after each person has been :) :)

[Santa]

Probably the best rally in the world! :D

[Jonnyfp]

If Metallica are playing i ain't coming bunch of wankers they be


Kin tosser!!

[critch]

In that tent they'd be midgets! :eek:


please no not ernie :eek: :eek:

[kitkatman]

and how about a ........batter the chav contest....the rules are as follows...

there ain't any......

evreyone clear on that.... :D

female strippers...lots of them.....

[Mooncat]

and how about a ........batter the chav contest....the rules are as follows...

there ain't any......

evreyone clear on that.... :D

female strippers...lots of them.....

Instead of Whack the Rat, we could have Whack the Chav :D

[Bosun]

real ale and curry at £1 a pint

[Sir Ewok]

I'd defo have curry at a £1 a pint. Plenty of loud music, plenty of cheap booze and a good laugh with good mates, that'll do me.....

[Sir Ewok]

PS
and one of them noodle bars like they had at the Farmyard a couple of years back.....'Kin brill!!!!!