Why do they insult the readers ?

[Borg]

Reading through issue 99 and enjoying it I turn to see 2 half page adverts for phone sex lines.

OK so what are they saying about us, the readers ?

They think we are all w-ankers, or sad farts that think the 'women' on the other end of the phone actually look like the pictures.

Advertising people only sell advertising space to the demographic they think are going to respond to them

So the advertising side think all bikers and readers are w-ankers.

I do hope that the special issue 100 will not have any of these adverts for a change.

[John Hopkins]

In actual fact..I am fairly certain that this is not intended as an insult..they are actually extra pages that are given over to sponsers in the same way as tv adverts are...It is not personal but it is neccessary in order for the publication to survive...however..it would be better if they printed most of the adverts on complete A3 pages, both sides so that they could be removed without losing any of the editorial content..it would not cost the publishers anything and would stop some of the more sensitive readers from being offended...Think how many pages of advertising the computer magazines have...Just looking at both sides of the coin...John

[Borg]

Computer mags I read don't have porn adverts in.

[Doughboy]

Computer mags I read don't have porn adverts in.

They figure people who read computer mags are nerds
and have no problem finding free porn on the tinternet,
so it's not worth them advertising in them. :D

[Yoda]

Reading through issue 99 and enjoying it I turn to see 2 half page adverts for phone sex lines.

.
i dont realy care for those adverts
but business is business and those adverts do pay
the magazine isnt a charity and needs to make money.

John come up with a good idea where they are printed on a page with no content on the back so can be torn out if needed

now the important question
Who here uses them :) :)

[pale rider]

thay think i must be a fat beer swilling hairy womenless biker that lives alone.well thay are spot on.but im not a sad no hoper thats going to phone a £1.50 a minuet d.i.y line.

[Mitch]

The newspaper where I used to work had quite a lot of those ads in, plus ones for 'massage services', etc. You'd quite often see the 'madam' or whatever she was come in and talk to the advertising reps to place the adverts herself. The company made so much money from those ads, as they were regular advertising income. More often than not, the same ads could be used over and over again.

The strangest ones though, were the companies where adverts were paid for by what sounded like muslim blokes :rolleyes:

[Pugwash]

funnt a while back Streetfighters Mag ran similar Ads (no i don't buy it) and also ones for Gay Chatlines a Survey Revealed a 30% (rouglhy) Call up to the numbers from the readers :rolleyes:

kinda wonder how do they know that :p

[Nik]

funnt a while back Streetfighters Mag ran similar Ads (no i don't buy it) and also ones for Gay Chatlines a Survey Revealed a 30% (rouglhy) Call up to the numbers from the readers :rolleyes:

kinda wonder how do they know that :p

I asked them ... :)

It was 20% actually, but that's still one in five - so I used it as the basis for an editorial that reasoned that if you and five of your SF-reading mates are sitting in the pub, one of you, statistically, takes it up the wrong 'un. :)

[lowrider]

Emmmm,don't read or look at them :rolleyes:

[pale rider]

please drop this thread i find it offencive,why would anyone want to go in the out door.

[Kylie]

Its only ads - if the sad people running the companies want to pay out money to the mag to help with costs then so be it, who cares if anyone rings them?

Womens mags have cosmetic surgery ads all over them - I have never taken it that they think I as a reader require a boob job....

[frenchie]

Its only ads - if the sad people running the companies want to pay out money to the mag to help with costs then so be it, who cares if anyone rings them?

Womens mags have cosmetic surgery ads all over them - I have never taken it that they think I as a reader require a boob job....

well put!!

fren
even though i have.

[John Hopkins]

I asked them ... :)

It was 20% actually, but that's still one in five - so I used it as the basis for an editorial that reasoned that if me and four of my SF-reading mates are sitting in the pub, one of us, statistically, takes it up the wrong 'un. :)

corrected your maths...please don't bother to thank me... :D john

[Nik]

corrected your maths...please don't bother to thank me... :D john

Thankyou ... I never was any good at maths. :o


:D

[John Hopkins]

Thankyou ... I never was any good at maths. :o


:D

How are you at proof reading... :D John

[Nik]

How are you at proof reading... :D John

Better than you at punctuation. ;)

[John Hopkins]

Better than you at punctuation. ;)

Are....you...trying...to ...tell...me ....something!!!!!??? :D John

[Blue]

Reading through issue 99 and enjoying it I turn to see 2 half page adverts for phone sex lines.

OK so what are they saying about us, the readers ?

They think we are all w-ankers, or sad farts that think the 'women' on the other end of the phone actually look like the pictures.

Advertising people only sell advertising space to the demographic they think are going to respond to them

So the advertising side think all bikers and readers are w-ankers.

I do hope that the special issue 100 will not have any of these adverts for a change.


Unfortunately, the premium rate phone line companies are one of the few who will pay full rate card, which is why advertising departments like them. But, as the number of complaints about those ads was disproportionate to any other advertising area, in response to the readership, BSH reduced those ads to almost nothing two or three years ago, and refused to publish any more over a year ago.

[pale rider]

Unfortunately, the premium rate phone line companies are one of the few who will pay full rate card, which is why advertising departments like them. But, as the number of complaints about those ads was disproportionate to any other advertising area, in response to the readership, BSH reduced those ads to almost nothing two or three years ago, and refused to publish any more over a year ago.
i like bsh i buy it a lot and have no bother letting my kids pick it up or reading it in public,you see if im sat in the laundrett reading the mag and the woman next to me sees the adverts for the sex lines,its the perception of what she thinks of me that makes the adverts anoying

[Nik]

Are....you...trying...to ...tell...me ....something!!!!!??? :D John

:) ..................

[Urban Terrorist]

i like bsh i buy it a lot and have no bother letting my kids pick it up or reading it in public,you see if im sat in the laundrett reading the mag and the woman next to me sees the adverts for the sex lines,its the perception of what she thinks of me that makes the adverts anoying
except when they post a pic of your daughter, and it also has something rude on the same page:( So she can't take it to school and show it off!!

[skida]

Advertising people only sell advertising space to the demographic they think are going to respond to them.

Advertising sales people sell to who ever will help them hit their targets and to earn their comission. The don't give a sh1t who buys it, especially if they pay full rate card.

skida
10 years in advertising sales...burnt out...bus driver

[John Hopkins]

except when they post a pic of your daughter, and it also has something rude on the same page:( So she can't take it to school and show it off!!

That's why I suggested they keep the adverts to an A3 (4 pages) or two A3s (8 pages) that you can remove without destroying editorial content...

[willie]

That's why I suggested they keep the adverts to an A3 (4 pages) or two A3s (8 pages) that you can remove without destroying editorial content...

I totaly agree with that if I wanted a wank mag I would buy one I buy the mag for bikes and bike related info not for that crap so it would be good to be able rip it out

Willie

[Suzukiron]

I huckled Blue about this topic in the past re BSH....n what the lady says is right!

Its a shame, but i fer one dinnae wanna pay, say £8 a copy fer my bike mags....FFS £4 or nearly is weeyyyyyyyy bad enough...
Yup im a tight Jock!!


Later
Ron
:D :D :D

[kitkatman]

dont take any notice to tell you the truth, i read the SUN newspaper type comic and thats got loads in as well, if it earns what needs to be earnt then i cannot see the problem

[Grav]

The problem I have is when my youngest lad went to school and told his teacher about the poor girls who can't afford any clothes in Dads bike magazines......

Took some bloody explaining that did........

:D

[Doughboy]

Aww bless!

Snigger (unofficial) :D

[Pugwash]

I asked them ... :)

It was 20% actually, but that's still one in five - so I used it as the basis for an editorial that reasoned that if you and five of your SF-reading mates are sitting in the pub, one of you, statistically, takes it up the wrong 'un. :)


well i did say roughly 30% so i wern't far out :p

[rob]

Unfortunately, the premium rate phone line companies are one of the few who will pay full rate card, which is why advertising departments like them. But, as the number of complaints about those ads was disproportionate to any other advertising area, in response to the readership, BSH reduced those ads to almost nothing two or three years ago, and refused to publish any more over a year ago.

still has half dressed bints getting in the way of the bikes tho..... :p :p :p

[Nik]

well i did say roughly 30% so i wern't far out :p

:) .................

[Maggie B]

I used to be bothered by them , but they are in everything these days-you even get the "improve your orgasm" ads in the womens mags these days.

all of the "boys" mags have just as many glossy s&x ads as 100%, Nuts & Exim (whaddever its called) so not quite the stigma in the launderette, although I do feel a bit strange if I read them in WHSmith :D (100% that is, not Nuts & Nipples etc)

[Blue]

still has half dressed bints getting in the way of the bikes tho..... :p :p :p

Granted. Though they do maintain a bit of dignity and modesty these days. And I've managed to get a return to stockings.
:)

[The Beer Monsters]

And I've managed to get a return to stockings.
:)Personally?

Don't let Grav know... ;)

[Blue]

Personally?

Don't let Grav know... ;)

Never went away for me. ;)

Can't imagine Grav in 10-denier nylons... Fortunately!

[minxy]

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww lol

*guess who can*

:o

[The Beer Monsters]

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww lol

*guess who can*

:oBar of mindsoap for the young lady....

[John Hopkins]

I used to be bothered by them , but they are in everything these days-

I don't get them in the Beano... :D John

[Grav]

Can't imagine Grav in 10-denier nylons... Fortunately!


Neither can I.....

[John Hopkins]

Can't imagine Grav in 10-denier nylons... Fortunately!

Now I've got a mental picture of Les Dawson that won't go away.. :eek: :D John

[rob]

Granted. Though they do maintain a bit of dignity and modesty these days. And I've managed to get a return to stockings.
:)

so why bother with 'em at all?? or at least get 'em to stand BEHIND the bikes.
i buy BSH for the bikes, not to look at softcore porn. if i want to look at nekid laydees, there are plenty of places on the interweb that cater for that, (ahem, apparently), surely the %age of readers who are too embarassed to buy a wank-mag and have to buy BSH for their visual stimulation can't be THAT high that they need to be catered for???

ditch the bints!!! :D


perhaps next time you do one of those pull-out-and-post-back-to-enter-a-prize-draw questionare thingies, ditching the bints, or not, could be one of the questions, to see how popular they really are with the saddo's?

[Rabid1]

Quote perhaps next time you do one of those pull-out-and-post-back-to-enter-a-prize-draw questionare thingies, ditching the bints, or not, could be one of the questions, to see how popular they really are with the saddo's? Unquote

They are not popular amongst us at all it is the money that they bring in through advertising that the publication needs.

[shaggy696969]

Granted. Though they do maintain a bit of dignity and modesty these days. And I've managed to get a return to stockings.
:)
Good, I much prefer a scantily clad young lady than a Nude one, nowt worse than some overstuffed plastic tits with over bitten nipples poking out. A little bit of coveradge is much better, And as been said before the cock pages pay for the bulk of the mag so put up with it, you could always find away of stciking those pages together :rolleyes:

[Blue]

Quote perhaps next time you do one of those pull-out-and-post-back-to-enter-a-prize-draw questionare thingies, ditching the bints, or not, could be one of the questions, to see how popular they really are with the saddo's? Unquote


I refer you sir to the survey with BSH a couple of months ago in which readers were indeed asked if they wanted to see more or less 'bonny burds and bosomy breasticules'. :)

And as been said before the cock pages pay for the bulk of the mag

Not in BSH. Much to the chagrin of the advertising department who have to work harder for their dosh. :D

[pale rider]

I used to be bothered by them , but they are in everything these days-you even get the "improve your orgasm" ads in the womens mags these days.

all of the "boys" mags have just as many glossy s&x ads as 100%, Nuts & Exim (whaddever its called) so not quite the stigma in the launderette, although I do feel a bit strange if I read them in WHSmith :D (100% that is, not Nuts & Nipples etc)
why would you girls want to improve your orgasams,you should be happy with what you get,stop bothering your partner with such selfish requests,only engines should be tweeked for better preformance

[Bosun]

Never went away for me. ;)

Can't imagine Grav in 10-denier nylons... Fortunately!
fishnets and stillettos but not 10-denier :D

[krammer]

fishnets and stillettos but not 10-denier :D Dirty bastard.

[Pugwash]

Never went away for me. ;)

Can't imagine Grav in 10-denier nylons... Fortunately!


OMG i'm gonna be very very ill after reading that :eek:

[John Hopkins]

get 'em to stand BEHIND the bikes.


Now that is quite a good idea. We buy the mag to see the bikes really and sometimes a well turned thigh can block a critical part of the bike. It is nice for a bloke or perhaps a lesbian to look at a nice looking girl, but would we really miss all that much tit and bum if they stood behind the bike?... ;) John

[rob]

Now that is quite a good idea. ;) John

a long way behind it...... ;)

[rob]

I refer you sir to the survey with BSH a couple of months ago in which readers were indeed asked if they wanted to see more or less 'bonny burds and bosomy breasticules'. :)


:o :o must've missed that one, Blue. what was the answer??

[Grav]

:o :o must've missed that one, Blue. what was the answer??
Show us the boobies I believe......

[Maggie B]

isn't it a nod to the history of pictures of Bikes-waaay back it used to be a nicely turned out dolly who just happened to be the bike owners wife or girlfriend?
its just spun out of control (we will NEVER go so far as to have a grav in tights though-well maybe in "gay hosiers weekly")

and so the whole idea has just refined into Bikes that are fantastical, as are the "wives", although the women now tend to have bigger top ends, a harder big end, and some are more bored out than the bikes can be :eek: :D (that comment will bring Rukhsana out of the shadows)

the women are so skinny these days I doubt they cover much of the bike up, its just you Men find it hard to come up with an excuse as you are gazing at another wonderful rigid



back


end


:p

[John Hopkins]

isn't it a nod to the history of pictures of Bikes-waaay back it used to be a nicely turned out dolly who just happened to be the bike owners wife or girlfriend?
its just spun out of control (we will NEVER go so far as to have a grav in tights though-well maybe in "gay hosiers weekly")

:p

This is the gay bikers forum isn't it... :D John

[cherryB]

Better than you at punctuation. ;)


Bull CRAP - read your own editorial in latest issue

Quote - a mile long asteroid is going to fall into the Aegean Sea, so dont book your holidays in Italy" :eek: Italy is surrounded by the Med, The Tyrrhenian, The Adriatic and The Ionian Seas, for your information.


Quote - perhaps the septics'd better not vote for her.............. SEPTICS DONT VOTE NIK - THEY HOLD A LOAD OF SHYTE :eek: the word you were looking for is SCEPTICS.

And folks, in case you cant count...... latest issue is number 99 and guess what that means !!!!! the next one is 100.......... Do you think we are all senile out here NIK or what ????????????????

[Bassman]

ermm.. not read it, but do you think he might have possibly meant Septics .. as in septic tank... i.e. Yank? and not sceptics as in doubters? :cool:

[bird]

Eye wass cunsidering offfering mi survises ass @ poof reeder two 1o0 pir sent Byker, butt it lucked lyke tooo mutch harde wirk...

[cherryB]

ermm.. not read it, but do you think he might have possibly meant Septics .. as in septic tank... i.e. Yank? and not sceptics as in doubters? :cool:


dunno mate but that'd just be plain rude, calling our brothers septics, dont you think? :D :D anyway he still dont know where the Aegean Sea is. ;)

[Blackjack]

Bull CRAP - read your own editorial in latest issue

Quote - a mile long asteroid is going to fall into the Aegean Sea, so dont book your holidays in Italy" :eek: Italy is surrounded by the Med, The Tyrrhenian, The Adriatic and The Ionian Seas, for your information.




Punctuation...

"."


Geography...


http://www.travelblog.org/pix/maps/europe.jpg

:D

[cherryB]

Eye wass cunsidering offfering mi survises ass @ poof reeder two 1o0 pir sent Byker, butt it lucked lyke tooo mutch harde wirk...


ya got the job hun when can you start. NIK needs you asap :D :D :D

[cherryB]

Punctuation...

"."


Geography...


http://www.travelblog.org/pix/maps/europe.jpg

:D


yeah the Aegean is between Greece and Turkey. It dont touch Italy see. ;)

But us stooooopid bikers who (he thinks) like to look at trout faced silicon enhanced bimbos, draped over and spoiling the view, of some very nice machinery, aint supposed to cotton on to his Godship's mistakes. :D :D

[shaun20]

my 15 year old lad got one of the biker mags , mainly for bikes, ihope any way he suscribed to one of the mobile phone things in there he did not read properly what it was he was geting. he was under the impresion it was wall paper for the phone wel he got it ok and lost over £10 over the week as he could not get out of the contract subsription, the piont im makeing is kids pertchase your books, now i dont have a problem with grany looking over my sholder in the doctors segery thinkin what a perv, but when kids get ripd off or exspliyted thats diffrent.
and i still dont wish to pay more than you lot charge for your mags.
the mags are good but i do feel a bit prisey some of them any way.not nameing any

[Maggie B]

all you need in the Dr's surgery is a nice 15yr old Readers Digest, and its smashin articles "improve your wasted time waiting in your Dr's surgery" or "waiting time is not wasted time with our guide on how to do the most sneaky fart" :)

[Simon B]

Its all about choice at the end of the day, if you dont like the adds n the models dont buy 100%, its really that simple.

Im fed up with the topless models but I doubt that will ever change, like the bits covered up cause I dont mind my youngsters looking through it.

Havent got a problem with them looking through BSH, but at the end of the day I bought my lad some xbox mag, when I looked through it it had more phone line adds than any other mag Id ever seen. Dont buy that for him anymore

[Maggie B]

There ain't much chance for innocence in kids lives these days eh? :mad: :(

[Worjorj]

Why not have topless girls taking the pictures of bikes. That way we don't have them spoiling the view, but we know they are there. :confused:

[Simon B]

There ain't much chance for innocence in kids lives these days eh? :mad: :(

Yep your right there, made to grow up way to quick

[Nik]

Bull CRAP - read your own editorial in latest issue

Quote - a mile long asteroid is going to fall into the Aegean Sea, so dont book your holidays in Italy" :eek: Italy is surrounded by the Med, The Tyrrhenian, The Adriatic and The Ionian Seas, for your information.


Quote - perhaps the septics'd better not vote for her.............. SEPTICS DONT VOTE NIK - THEY HOLD A LOAD OF SHYTE :eek: the word you were looking for is SCEPTICS.

And folks, in case you cant count...... latest issue is number 99 and guess what that means !!!!! the next one is 100.......... Do you think we are all senile out here NIK or what ????????????????

The word is 'septics' - it's rhyming slang for 'septic tank' - Yank.
:rolleyes:

[Nik]

I'll hold me hand up about the geography bit, though - that was copied off the 'Net. :o

What's even more embarrassing is that I've got an A-Level in Geography. :D

[johnr]

i get classic bike on a sub, they had the same ads listed last year for a couple of months, and there was a right stink kicked up in the forum, so, after a few months, the ads got pulled. a couple of months later, the same ad pages were full of ads for old mens comfy slacks, magnetic anti rheumatism bracelets and tartan slippers, and,,,



not a single whimper of complaint!!

its all about the demographics i suppose. but, like all porn, if you dont want to see it, then dont look. the chat line pages will burn just as well as any other paper.!!

[Maggie B]

I wondered where all those vellocette riders got their polyester riding flares from :D

and the comfy "light as a feather" velcro shoes :rolleyes:

[madastoast]

Personally i think if they will pay full price to advertise then "take the money" If it makes my mag cheaper I'm all for it. They advertise insurance companies in there too but i still go online to look for insurance ( not drawing any comparisons here by the way :D ) So if they want to waste their money to save mine then more power to their elbow

[johnr]

I wondered where all those vellocette riders got their polyester riding flares from :D

and the comfy "light as a feather" velcro shoes :rolleyes:

and dont forget the big slipper for evenings by the fireside!!! :D

[pale rider]

so what ive learnt is that its cheaper to go on line to a one handed web sit than it is to fone a one handed number.but the one handed numbers are better for us cos it makes the magazine cheaper.

[cherryB]

I'll hold me hand up about the geography bit, though - that was copied off the 'Net. :o

What's even more embarrassing is that I've got an A-Level in Geography. :D


And your an advanced master in cleverly avoiding direct questions and issues that you should, if you took your readers' opinions into consideration, be addressing and responding to.

If there was an accolade for 'burying ones head in the sand' Nik you would be right up there as a fore runner

[Nik]

And your an advanced master in cleverly avoiding direct questions and issues that you should, if you took your readers' opinions into consideration, be addressing and responding to.

If there was an accolade for 'burying ones head in the sand' Nik you would be right up there as a fore runner

Yawn. :rolleyes:

[cherryB]

Yawn. :rolleyes:


Yeah thats what I did after reading your editorial in issue 99 Nik. Your so fecking transparent.

[frenchie]

. .as are your puppet masters.

fren

[Captain Smurf]

fishnets and stillettos but not 10-denier :DHey, Grav, Fayji can imagine you in fishnets and stillettos :eek:

[Blue]

Hey, Grav, Fayji can imagine you in fishnets and stillettos :eek:

What? Fayji is dressed in fishnets and stilettoes while imagining Grav?
:confused:

[RobK]

What? Fayji is dressed in fishnets and stilettoes while imagining Grav?
:confused:

There is a line you know...I think you've just crossed it :eek:

Can someone pass the mind bleach please :D

[Nik]

There is a line you know...I think you've just crossed it :eek:

Can someone pass the mind bleach please :D

:D ...................

[kitkatman]

There ain't much chance for innocence in kids lives these days eh? :mad: :(
chelsea reads 100% and i make sure those pages have been taken out, that way even as a 4 year old, she can enjoy the bikes and we have good little chats about what ones she likes or not.....i believe that she and others of the same age are our future of biking

[Grav]

Eye wass cunsidering offfering mi survises ass @ poof reeder two 1o0 pir sent Byker, butt it lucked lyke tooo mutch harde wirk...

You are Geoffrey Chaucer and I claim my 5 Groats!

:D

[Grav]

What? Fayji is dressed in fishnets and stilettoes while imagining Grav?
:confused:
Well, he is a Dirty Bastard!

[kitkatman]

a long way behind it...... ;)
nooooo.........we need beaver :D

[Grav]

yeah the Aegean is between Greece and Turkey. It dont touch Italy see. ;)


If an asteroid where to impact our fair planet in the Aegean sea, the Tsunami caused by the impact would devastate the entire Mediterranean coast. Italy would not be a particularly dry place to be. A 1km diameter ball of rock would create a tsunami 1000 feet high, thus making everyone in the region go glug, especially in low lying coastal areas such as Venice, which would cease to exist..

[kitkatman]

If an asteroid where to impact our fair planet in the Aegean sea, the Tsunami caused by the impact would devastate the entire Mediterranean coast. Italy would not be a particularly dry place to be. A 1km diameter ball of rock would create a tsunami 1000 feet high, thus making everyone in the region go glug, especially in low lying coastal areas such as Venice, which would cease to exist..
ooo goody, pina coladas in brighton then and get the surf board out :D

[Grav]

Surfing in Brighton???

poof...

[kitkatman]

Surfing in Brighton???

poof...
oooo....correct that then....southend :D

[Bosun]

oooo....correct that then....up my end :D
:rolleyes:


best not take any photos for you lot tommorrow :)

[Blue]

:rolleyes:


best not take any photos for you lot tommorrow :)

Tomorrow? :confused:


(Yes, I know... and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)

[Dougie]

If an asteroid where to impact our fair planet in the Aegean sea, the Tsunami caused by the impact would devastate the entire Mediterranean coast. Italy would not be a particularly dry place to be. A 1km diameter ball of rock would create a tsunami 1000 feet high, thus making everyone in the region go glug, especially in low lying coastal areas such as Venice, which would cease to exist..
Not to mention the fact that the Eastern Med is seismologically VERY active and said asteroid would most likely set off earthquakes,volcanic eruptions etc......
So,if you didn't drown you'd probably be killed by collapsing buildings,falling into suddenly appearing crevasses,being conked on the skull by huge volcanic rocks,poisoned by toxic gasses or cooked by lava and/or pyroclastic flows. :rolleyes:

[Dexxie]

Tomorrow? :confused:


(Yes, I know... and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)



......I'll luv ya tomorrow...it's only a daaaaay awaaaaaayy









*running quickly.........

[Bosun]

shakespeare i can cope with

but songs from annie
Dexxie you are a cruel and heartless lass

[cherryB]

chelsea reads 100% and i make sure those pages have been taken out, that way even as a 4 year old, she can enjoy the bikes and we have good little chats about what ones she likes or not.....i believe that she and others of the same age are our future of biking


Should buy her BSH instead babe. Much more discerning, good selection of bikes, intelligent write ups, less biased and altogether much better value for your dosh.

If she carries on reading 100%, by the time she's 14 she'll be wondering why her boobs havent got that distinctive circle around the perimeter and why they dont stand up on end when she lies down. Wouldnt want any innocent children thinking they have to rush off to the plastic surgeon because they have had their mind blown by trout lipped, silicon trollops. ;)

[frenchie]

a hahah ahha a aa hahah

fren

[Dougie]

Should buy her BSH instead babe. Much more discerning, good selection of bikes, intelligent write ups, less biased and altogether much better value for your dosh.

If she carries on reading 100%, by the time she's 14 she'll be wondering why her boobs havent got that distinctive circle around the perimeter and why they dont stand up on end when she lies down. Wouldnt want any innocent children thinking they have to rush off to the plastic surgeon because they have had their mind blown by trout lipped, silicon trollops. ;)
Since this is the mag's forum and you obviously hate said mag and its editor,why are you here? :confused:

[cherryB]

eerrrrr, because I can and there is nowt in the rules to say I have to like the editor of the mag.

AND I'm not the only one of said opinion, as looking through the forum pages will show time and time and time again. :p

[Dougie]

Okay,but you really seem to dislike him intensely.I don't particularly like some of his past decisions in the mag or answers on here,but I dont have a dig at him at every opportunity.

[frenchie]

Should buy her BSH instead babe. Much more discerning, good selection of bikes, intelligent write ups, less biased and altogether much better value for your dosh.

If she carries on reading 100%, by the time she's 14 she'll be wondering why her boobs havent got that distinctive circle around the perimeter and why they dont stand up on end when she lies down. )

. . .. . . .. Bulgarian/belgium etc? REAL good expensive british ones, like mine, you really cant see the join and they slide slowly under yer armpits, just like when yer fat.


Wouldnt want any innocent children thinking they have to rush off to the plastic surgeon because they have had their mind blown by trout lipped, silicon trollops. ;
. . . . .no, seriously, thanks, I had forgotten to ring and book me lips

fren
Ta! x

[cherryB]

. . . . .no, seriously, thanks, I had forgotten to ring and book me lips

fren
Ta! x

dont do it - it fecking well hurts. My mate had it done and she cried in agony for a week :eek: and then her lips went numb so she couldnt kiss her bloke :eek: :eek:

[Grav]

I like Nik so much, I gave him "The Gift"

snigger..... :D

[Bosun]

your all heart grav

[Grav]

Nik sprayed it matt black and gave it to Pyro.

I think he set fire to it....or it's hidden in the dark recesses of his cupboards...... :D

[Bosun]

oh i know pyro was last recipient
its obviously nesting :)

[Nik]

Nik sprayed it matt black and gave it to Pyro.

I think he set fire to it....or it's hidden in the dark recesses of his cupboards...... :D

I wondered where it'd gone. :)

[Bosun]

there we go last known recipient
http://www.bosunsbikes.com/images/2007/misc/creature/P3020012.jpg

[Nik]

there we go last known recipient
http://www.bosunsbikes.com/images/2007/misc/creature/P3020012.jpg

But what has he done with it? Has he killed it? :eek:


:)

[Bosun]

i asked once, and hes not sure
as an ex giftee you get a seventh sense if its anywhere within 3 miles of you :)

[Grav]

It's not dead, he put it down in his house and he can't remember where...... :D

[Dexxie]

shakespeare i can cope with

but songs from annie
Dexxie you are a cruel and heartless lass

wait till I can find an outlet for RHPS or Evita.....then I can inflict pain!!!!







(or many other musicals I can instantly recall.... Paint Your Wagon.... Chicago..... Buffy - the Musical..... the list goes on...and on....) :eek:

[kitkatman]

Should buy her BSH instead babe. Much more discerning, good selection of bikes, intelligent write ups, less biased and altogether much better value for your dosh.

If she carries on reading 100%, by the time she's 14 she'll be wondering why her boobs havent got that distinctive circle around the perimeter and why they dont stand up on end when she lies down. Wouldnt want any innocent children thinking they have to rush off to the plastic surgeon because they have had their mind blown by trout lipped, silicon trollops. ;)
i have BSH,100% and street fighter.....just about covers the bikes and boobs and if she ends up like her mother, she wont need surgical enancements :rolleyes:

[John Hopkins]

I get the impression that no one is completely satisfied with their own body, which is a shame, because whenever I have been asked to comment on a part of a womans body, it has always been a bit that I hadn't really noticed, Like we are both fully dressed and she says, what did you think of my ??? and I always say I thought it / they was / were very nice, Then next time you have to remember to look carefully....Leave them alone girls, they are lovely the way they are...they look like they were made for you.. :D John

[kitkatman]

Should buy her BSH instead babe. Much more discerning, good selection of bikes, intelligent write ups, less biased and altogether much better value for your dosh.

If she carries on reading 100%, by the time she's 14 she'll be wondering why her boobs havent got that distinctive circle around the perimeter and why they dont stand up on end when she lies down. Wouldnt want any innocent children thinking they have to rush off to the plastic surgeon because they have had their mind blown by trout lipped, silicon trollops. ;)
its niks job to put the bikes in the mags and to do the right ups ( amonst other things no dought) and it isnt his decicion as to what advertisement is printed and if this magazine was exactly the same as BSH, it wouldnt be worth buying, it might not float your boat...but i like it and as it continues to be printed, then others must like it as well and as i said about chelsea reading it and looking at the bikes, i take out the 'smut' and read it with her....hence i can flit past the tits on the centre spread......

[Bosun]

wait till I can find an outlet for RHPS or Evita.....then I can inflict pain!!!!







(or many other musicals I can instantly recall.... Paint Your Wagon.... Chicago..... Buffy - the Musical..... the list goes on...and on....) :eek:

musicals are ok, apart from annie and les mis

[Blue]

musicals are ok, apart from annie and les mis

Blimey, you home already?

[Bosun]

yep every connection spot on