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krammer
23-01-2008, 08:30 PM
Now that Jess our daughter is safely home after five month's on placement in China she has declared an interest in keeping a couple of rat's :). As this mean's commitment (ie it might stop her buggering off for a while again :o ) me and the missus have said go for it. Does anyone on here keep the plague spreading fucker's and can you recommend any breeders or where to buy some because she's after a 'husky roan' type of thing :eek:
www.ratbike.org ;)
Oh ...
:)
This might be of help, Mark.
http://www.fancy-rats.co.uk/home/
:)
Bosun
23-01-2008, 08:49 PM
strange girl
krammer
23-01-2008, 08:52 PM
strange girl Dirty bastard.
krammer
23-01-2008, 08:57 PM
This might be of help, Mark.
http://www.fancy-rats.co.uk/home/
:) Thank you Grav :)
John Hopkins
23-01-2008, 10:00 PM
I used to keep rats...just not for too long...back in the sixties we had a pet Boa Constrictor...I didn't fancy throwing dead rats in so I bought a couple of live ones...the breeding cycle of the rats is just right for the feeding cycle of the snake...just a suggestion....
or you could get her a ferret and tell her it's a whatever type of thingy she wants...lovely creatures ferrets... :D John
If you must get rats just get one...they get out...they destroy things and they breed every five seconds...also if you pay more attention to one than the other the strongest will eat the weakest...
hacky
23-01-2008, 10:02 PM
if you really want one then give elifan a shout, him an his missus have loads of experience and breed them...
:D :D
scouselee
23-01-2008, 10:37 PM
Mark, Rats are crackin pets, they are clean and are very affectionate, they even purr like cats when they're content, we kept rats for a couple of years until we moved to the iom and was sorry to see them go, you need to keep the tank clean just like all small furry things....
kitkatman
23-01-2008, 11:16 PM
you want rats, goto london, if not, gas the fuckin things or maybe deep fry them in batter and saute' in garlic is very nice :D
Lets just gas you instead, much more satisfying. :D
kitkatman
23-01-2008, 11:19 PM
Lets just gas you instead, much more satisfying. :D
the only satisfaction you get is a friday night rampage after 2 pints of shandy collecting more hubcaps for the collection :D
John Hopkins
23-01-2008, 11:20 PM
you want rats, goto london, if not, gas the fuckin things or maybe deep fry them in batter and saute' in garlic is very nice :D
Lets just gas you instead, much more satisfying. :D
why don't you two get a room... :D John
kitkatman
23-01-2008, 11:21 PM
why don't you two get a room... :D John
:D why dont you fuck off :D
John Hopkins
23-01-2008, 11:48 PM
:D why dont you fuck off and leave us alone together :D
Just fixed that for you KKM.... :D John
I can hear my wife calling me...
elifan
24-01-2008, 02:10 AM
The fancy rats link is proberbly your best best for finding a breeder in your area especially if your after a particular type.
or here
http://www.midlandsratclub.org/breeders/breeders.shtml
Try to avoid pet shop rats as in my opinion their sources are not the best for healthy rats, they can be prone breathing problems as interbreeding happens (also it's not uncommen to buy a young rat only to find it's already pregnant)
Rats are excellent pets and great for getting rid of people when you answer the door with a rat on your shoulder :D
John Hopkins
24-01-2008, 03:38 AM
Rats are excellent pets and great for getting rid of people when you answer the door with a rat on your shoulder :D
I find the same thing when I answer the door with my naked wife on my shoulders...she's 66...and a real swinger...one round each knee.. :D John
Just to bring this post back to some 'semblence of normality...
Urban Terrorist
24-01-2008, 07:32 AM
From the 2007 NPTA rodent report:
This report looks at the two years of 2004* and 2005* and shows that for both brown rats and “summer rats” we show an increase of 13% and 22% respectively. These percentages when added to the previous six years of statistics means that we show a year on year increase of 39% and 69% respectively for the years 1999 to 2005.
So why the fuck do you want to keep the bastard things? read the rats trilogy of books, you'll never want to see another one!!!:D
kitkatman
24-01-2008, 07:50 AM
I find the same thing when I answer the door with my naked wife on my shoulders...she's 66...and a real swinger...one round each knee.. :D John
Just to bring this post back to some 'semblence of normality...
:D ........................ :D
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