Sandals...

[Bassman]

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"

So the couple walked in.
"I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in", the
Jamaican said to them. "Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the "sex god" that he was.

"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked the
shopkeeper.

Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.

After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in, and
tried the sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
got this wild look in his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly
bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

At which point the Jamaican began screaming,


"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"