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sicknote7
27-05-2004, 07:38 PM
Just been to see mi Doc today as mi kidneys have been giving me a bit of jip.He told me i wasn't drinking enough.Tidy i thinks,so am off down the boozer.See yer...... :p
Rodders
27-05-2004, 08:07 PM
That's probably not enough water. Had the same thing a few years back, kidneys got pickled and they can really hurt when they get going.

Advice time. drink at least a litre of water a day and get some herbs called Kasbah Remedy. Drink a litre of this for a week and your kidneys will love you for it.
You can get it at www.Herbal Direct.com

I'm not after a doctorate.

http://www.herbal-direct.com/online_shop.html
That's a better link :o
Bosun
27-05-2004, 11:05 PM
I'm not after a doctors rate.




isn't that about £125.30 and hour though?
Friar Tuck
28-05-2004, 05:36 AM
May I recommend Ewokandtuck's Herbal Remedy for a more well balanced lifestyle? A secret fusion of lovely pungent rare herbs from far away places like Afghanistan and Columbia! First sample free, guaranteeing your return again and again at $125 an ounce!
Bosun
28-05-2004, 07:02 AM
thats cheaper than the E&T rehab sessions :rolleyes:
BigBod
28-05-2004, 09:49 AM
The kidney is a naughty naughty organ and must be punished! :eek:
blackhack
28-05-2004, 02:11 PM
What you really need is a couple of pounds of steak diced and mixed with your kidneys ....then braised for a couple of hours at a slow heat.....


Then your kidneys will be perfect.......Simple huh!!!
sicknote7
28-05-2004, 02:37 PM
Thanks chaps for the advice but they don't give me jip when am bolloxed so am off to get bolloxed.See yer..... :p
Friar Tuck
31-05-2004, 07:38 AM
thats cheaper than the E&T rehab sessions :rolleyes:

Art of good business management my friend!
Sir Ewok
01-06-2004, 10:58 AM
E. A. T. and postage do put the price up a bit though
Bosun
01-06-2004, 11:47 AM
is there any thing as yet e&T enterprize partnership do not have a foothold in we ask?
Friar Tuck
02-06-2004, 07:24 AM
You name it! We do it!
TaxiDave
02-06-2004, 08:03 AM
You name it! We do it!

I've noticed that the petrol stations are using the "Ewok & Tuck" marketing philosophy of "if they need it we'll rip 'em off for it"

Even Asda has put the price up of their own label vegetable oil which I've been running me diesel Land Rover and Mondeo taxi on for ages now.