Attacked by Dogs!

[Rogue Monkey]

Ooooooo! Bloody ell! Been round me mates house fer a visit an stuff an he got a new pup! Well! biggest bloody pup I ever seen! 17 stone PUP! :eek: It even pushed me off an danced with Mrs monkey! Bloody Bugger! :eek: Who DOES he think he is!..........He`s bigger than me so I`ll have to call him from a distance! (The bloody Dog that is!) :o Oh! I ave t` say Mrs Monkey hadnt pissed herself! we had been playing the penny drop it in the funnel game and Mrs Monkey didnt know it! Hehehe! Cum t` think of it! We got her in a spoone fight and the penny on the head thing too! Hahahaha! :o

[Bosun]

Puppy???? :eek:

[Shep]

Ooooooo! Bloody ell! Been round me mates house fer a visit an stuff an he got a new pup! Well! biggest bloody pup I ever seen! 17 stone PUP! :eek:o


Just how big will this 'pup' grow?

[Doro]

ha ha it's really a baby bear innit


a dancing baby bear



btw


what's this penny thing?

[Jonnyfp]

Its an English bull mastiff innit..

my mate had one that was over weight at 23 stone..they got it down to 18 stone and that was about right.

They found it in the larder once and the git had finished off a massive turkey and some lamb.

[Kingo]

Must cost a fortune to feed!!!! :eek:

[Peirre]

Must cost a fortune to feed!!!! :eek:
FFS, i`d hate to be the 1 carrying/driving the poop scooper :eek:

[ForestFred]

ha ha it's really a baby bear innit


a dancing baby bear
Send him over here we know what to do with Dancing Bears
here in the Forest :rolleyes: :eek: :D

[Rogue Monkey]

ha ha it's really a baby bear innit


a dancing baby bear



btw


what's this penny thing?
Haha! Its cool! You tell "the Victim" they have to stick a wet penny on their forehead and slap them selves on the head to shake it off! You show them how its done a few times by sticking a penny to yer fore head and slap yerself on the back of the head and take two or thee goes to dislodge it! THEN......you press the penny onto their forehead but keep the penny in yer hand! They can feeel it as though the penny is still stuck to their head and watch them slap their selves silly trying to dislodge the penny you have conceled in yer hand! CLASSIC! :p

[Bubbles]

Haha! Its cool! You tell "the Victim" they have to stick a wet penny on their forehead and slap them selves on the head to shake it off! You show them how its done a few times by sticking a penny to yer fore head and slap yerself on the back of the head and take two or thee goes to dislodge it! THEN......you press the penny onto their forehead but keep the penny in yer hand! They can feeel it as though the penny is still stuck to their head and watch them slap their selves silly trying to dislodge the penny you have conceled in yer hand! CLASSIC! :p

Thats SO gettin played tonight... mwuhahahahaha

[wegit]

You rotten buggers !!!!!

Can't wait to play it !!!!

[GarrysPhrogg]

sounds like a good game that does, i will be playing that on somre mates very soon...........:) :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

oopps forgot to mention my best mates have 2 great effing danes, and they are beautiful but they slaver everywhere and lick there own bums then they wanna lick your face euughhhh

i had two red setters when i was a child, and if i was gonna have dogs then it would prolly be those, otherwise garrys slaver is enough for me LOL

[saxman]

dogs?

prefer pussy me self
:D

[Friar Tuck]

Haha! Its cool! You tell "the Victim" they have to stick a wet penny on their forehead and slap them selves on the head to shake it off! You show them how its done a few times by sticking a penny to yer fore head and slap yerself on the back of the head and take two or thee goes to dislodge it! THEN......you press the penny onto their forehead but keep the penny in yer hand! They can feeel it as though the penny is still stuck to their head and watch them slap their selves silly trying to dislodge the penny you have conceled in yer hand! CLASSIC! :p
Another good one is to "See" how sober a person is. Get the victim to draw around a coin with a pencil a couple of times. Then get them to roll the coin down the middle of their face. Get them to do this a couple of times repeating drawing round the coin every time. doesn't prove anything about being sober. But the coin leaves a lovely pencil line down the victims face! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

How about the funnel game! This is why Mrs Monkeys pants look wet in de picture!Mwahahaha! Get a coke bottle and cut it so you ave a funnel! then you get the victim to place the funnel in the top of their pants and they have to place a penny on their forehead and then try and drop it into the funnel located in their pants! Let them try it a few times then two "Judges" standing at the sides of the patricipant pour water (or whatever" down the funnel while they are busy tryin to place the coin on their head! hehehee! WET PANTS!Hahahaha! PS......dont try this with a six four foot bad tempered Biker! Some people have no sense of humour! :p

[Bosun]

dont try this with a six four foot bad tempered Biker! Some people have no sense of humour! :p


sounds like the voice of experience