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John Hopkins
21-12-2007, 05:29 PM
Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ...

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which were a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was annoyed. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really angry. All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door. Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?"

Bosun
21-12-2007, 06:51 PM
old old old :D :D :D

John Hopkins
21-12-2007, 06:59 PM
Ok so 'whats the difference between snowmen and snow women?'



Snowballs

Bosun
21-12-2007, 07:03 PM
one snowman to the other: can you smell carrots?

John Hopkins
21-12-2007, 07:09 PM
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Horace!"

Bosun
21-12-2007, 07:21 PM
and then theres the dyslexic devil worshioper who believed in santa

Bosun
21-12-2007, 08:28 PM
what do santa reinderr have for lunch?


half an hour just like the elves

;) :D

John Hopkins
21-12-2007, 09:51 PM
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?



Olive ?




Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Bosun
22-12-2007, 12:29 AM
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?



Olive ?




Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"


im pissed that funny :D :D

bunbag
22-12-2007, 10:56 AM
one snowman to the other: can you smell carrots?
No but I can taste coal