How To Get More Sex

[cherryB]

Did anyone watch this on tv tonight. what a crock of ****e!! where do these people get their ideas from. They said if you live with someone for a long time you begin to look alike.

Well I've lived with my hub for errrrr 15 years and I dont look anything like him. So how many of you reckon you look like your spouses?

[lowrider]

My tits are bigger :D

[cherryB]

My tits are bigger :D


PHOTIE PLEASE :D :D

[Yambabe]

LOL I hope not! Rare pic of us together (also for nearly 15 years), you tell me if we look alike!

He is tall, skinny except for his beer belly, got a big nose and balding. I am short, round and squishy all over.

'bout the only thing we have in common is that in this particular pic neither of us is exactly sober!

(Warning for the fragile and easily offended, ugly people alert......... :o )

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a229/Yambabe/BILD0190.jpg

[John Hopkins]

Did anyone watch this on tv tonight. what a crock of ****e!! where do these people get their ideas from. They said if you live with someone for a long time you begin to look alike.

Well I've lived with my hub for errrrr 15 years and I dont look anything like him. So how many of you reckon you look like your spouses?

Well I have to be honest, when I met you, I had trouble telling which one you were, you own the same bikes, both wear round hats, leather clothes, big boots...same number of eyes..the list goes on... :D John

[Born2bVile]

My tits are bigger :D

Kel's told me that if my tits get bigger than hers , she's divorcing me.

In a clothing sense we look alike. Both prefer black, wear offensive t-shirts (Far Canal being our designer label) and usually wear NABD jackets.

But her arse definitely looks better than mine :D

[ChopperFXR]

Me and my better half look nothing like each other, thank feck!

Can't imagine waking up next to a decrepit, grumpy old bastid, covered in scars and tattoos and a political theory slightly right of Ghengis Khan.

Besides I wear bigger boots than she does and her tits are MUCH bigger than mine.

Chopper.

[willie2006]

been with my oldlady for about 24 years now, and i a`nt turned ugly yet :eek:
so this cant be true :D

[Grav]

Mrs Grav has lots more hair than I have........ :D

[cherryB]

Well I have to be honest, when I met you, I had trouble telling which one you were, you own the same bikes, both wear round hats, leather clothes, big boots...same number of eyes..the list goes on... :D John

Hmmmm Hub is 6' to my 5'1" - he has blue eyes to my brown ones - he's got hands the size of dinner plates where mine are a childs size - he has no chest breasts whereas I have 2............ do you want me to go on :D :D

[Grav]

Cherry, I bet your hubby married you because you have small hands. :D

[cherryB]

been with my oldlady for about 24 years now, and i a`nt turned ugly yet :eek:
so this cant be true :D


Thats not nice it aint............. and at Christmas too - naughty Willie :D

[frenchie]

Cherry, I bet your hubby married you because you have small hands. :D
that'll be to make his willy look bigger then?

[frenchie]

god help me, I dont want to be 6'2, blond and blue eyed, ta, and i've spent far too much on laser to end up with a beard like his!

[John Hopkins]

Hmmmm Hub is 6' to my 5'1" - he has blue eyes to my brown ones - he's got hands the size of dinner plates where mine are a childs size - he has no chest breasts whereas I have 2............ do you want me to go on :D :D

No just post photos of both of you naked..Large ones because I am old and my eyes are not as good as they used to be..It has to be both of you so that the girls and boys on here can make a fair comparison...Until then I have to go with my memories of what you both look like dressed and on a bike... :D John

[cherryB]

Cherry, I bet your hubby married you because you have small hands. :D


explain this phylosophy please Mr Custard :rolleyes:

[Dougie]

that'll be to make his willy look bigger then?
See above............ :rolleyes: :p

[cherryB]

See above............ :rolleyes: :p


yeah saw that after ;) Hmm could say something now but I wouldnt want to embarrass me hub in front of the world nor do I want to make you lot jealous :p

[Mrs Reject]

I think me and Mitch look very alike. How to have more sex mmmmmm.......probably putting rohypnol in me coffee might help :D

[InSanCen]

Hmmm... let's see, my 6foot3 to the missus 5foot5, I'm skinny, she's..... not. nope, aint seeing it there.

Still, only been 3 years, best give it some time eh, see if I can grow some tit's!

[cherryB]

Hmmm... let's see, my 6foot3 to the missus 5foot5, I'm skinny, she's..... not. nope, aint seeing it there.

Still, only been 3 years, best give it some time eh, see if I can grow some tit's!


yeah think it probably takes about 20 years mate so you've got time yet :D