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blackhack
30-12-2004, 01:07 PM
Well its finally happened, I've managed over the holidays to catch up with all the things I should have done before.

Now im bored out of my tits....


What can I do for three hours (thats legal )
Cant take the bike out as I need to look "Smart" as im meeting her from work.

Cant go to the pub, because im meeting the missus in a couple of hours to go to the pub.

Cant eat anything as we'll prob go for a meal somewhere

Im Fecked!!

Bugger...................
Bosun
30-12-2004, 02:15 PM
eye spy with my little eye something beginning with ... C
Spike
30-12-2004, 02:43 PM
coffee ? :o
blackhack
30-12-2004, 02:59 PM
unt.......
Mrs Reject
30-12-2004, 03:03 PM
Put on some heavy metal at full blast and dance like a madman in full view of whoever is passing by the front of your house :)
krammer
30-12-2004, 03:20 PM
masturbation. that should pass at least five minutes.
Huw Beer Monster
30-12-2004, 03:31 PM
masturbation. that should pass at least five seconds.

Ooooh! Get 'im!
krammer
30-12-2004, 03:34 PM
Ooooh! Get 'im! don't knock mrs palm and her five lovely daughters :D
Bosun
30-12-2004, 03:45 PM
wrong :D :D
BigBod
30-12-2004, 04:24 PM
I know, why don't you..........**** too late, never mind. :rolleyes:
Trophy_Biker_USA
01-01-2005, 05:39 AM
Try out the virtual bartender at www.beer.com

She is quite fun..

There are at least 30 commands that she will respond to....

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm


bottoms up !!
Spike
01-01-2005, 08:21 PM
now thats a fun site !!
Sir Ewok
01-01-2005, 11:55 PM
Take your top off works fine, but that fecking security guard is going to get a cap popped in his ass!!!!! :rolleyes:
DANNY
02-01-2005, 12:20 PM
masturbation. that should pass at least five minutes.
show off...........
Peirre
02-01-2005, 12:54 PM
ask her to get nekid and that security guard turns up
Spike
02-01-2005, 01:09 PM
ask her to jiggle :p
Rabid1
02-01-2005, 01:49 PM
Ask her to flash
Sir Ewok
02-01-2005, 02:52 PM
ask her to cartwheel and to skip...........
Trophy_Biker_USA
03-01-2005, 04:42 AM
Jedi Fight, coyote ugly, cans, hockey fight on beer night

kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick,
> sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer,
> sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast,
> dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something,
> spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss
> me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh. My favorite is
> "kiss girl"