crap joke

[kitkatman]

2 south african coppers are talking on a street corner when a blsck bloke runs past screaming with 2 burning tyres around his neck, "I'm going to arrest the fucker for that" says the first copper "what for" says the other " mixing cross ply and radial tyres" says the first copper

[Grav]

Not only is it crap, but it's incredibly ancient, too. :D

[John Hopkins]

I can go worse than that...and newer too...

A lobbyist on his way home from working in Parliament came to a stop in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic jam seems worse than usual."



Then he noticed a policeman walking between the lines of stopped cars so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"



The officer replied, "The Prime Minister is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why he bottled out of the election, or that he was planning his inheritance tax cut all along. So we're taking up a collection for him."



The lobbyist asked, "How much have you got so far?"



The officer replied, "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning.

[gurnE]

and newer too...

Can you call a regurgitated old joke 'newer' then? :p