happy birthday ewok

[dracken1]

was going to send you a card but i don't understand why i have to buy them off you first :D

[saxman]

i would have sent a card, but cant afford his price.


hippy bopday btw.

[triker_gal]

Hope you have a good'un Ewok :)

[Spike]

Hoppy bathday !! :)

[TaxiDave]

Happy Birthday old fella!! Have a day off on me. :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Happy Birthday Ewok, hope it's a good one :)

[Friar Tuck]

Happy birthday Partner, from all the members of the Institute.

Don't forget you membership due are up for renewal! Oh! I forgot! As you are already a member we already own you and your worldly goods!

Have a good'un Mate!

[wegit]

Happy Bithday Ewok

Get drunk, fall down, get up, do it again !!!

[Mrs Reject]

Happy birthday dude! I forgot you were a capricorn - explains everything!!!! :)

[defarter]

Bests to yer mate have a good one :D

[ForestFred]

Many Happy Returns(hopefully tax ones ya money grabbing git :p )

[cxdemon]

'Appy birfdee me ol mate, party on dude :D

[Bassman]

Have a nice day y'all...

[Grav]

I would wish you a happy birthday if I knew for sure you were not going to try to make me pay for it somehow......... :D

I hope today is a good day for you, Ewok.

[krammer]

happy birthday old bean. :)

[Santa]

Would have wished you all the best, but since the hostile take over of my gift distribution business by E & T I can no longer be liberal with good wishes. So bah humbug to you! :D

[blackhack]

be afraid.....be very afraid of buses.....he's probably got a bus pass now....

hoppy birdy auld yin....

[slugonamission]

happy birthday ewok :)

[Fran]

Happy birthday dude! I forgot you were a capricorn - explains everything!!!! :)
Capricorn! Is that a goat?Does FF know?
Happy birthday Sir E :D :D :D

[ForestFred]

Capricorn! Is that a goat?Does FF know?
Happy birthday Sir E :D :D :DHa ha Ewok you belong to me now ! :D

[Sir Ewok]

Ha ha Ewok you belong to me now ! :D

I'm half goat half fish, so you're out of luck. As a mark of respect and thanks for all the good wishes I will take a penny off the compound intrest and give you all a minute of for a celebratory drink (at usual prices). You may think that a penny is not much, but it means your families will have your debt paid off by 3009 instead of 3027, providing you can breed fast enough. As you know you are alloted a 3 minute breeding break once a week, which means some of you can do it 3 times......

Friar! Friar! Have you learnt nothing? Why have I such a partner who refuses to learn.... I AM THE INSTITUTE and have lifetime directorship and book-keeping duties as well. I OWN YOU, not the other way round. Any more slacking and your great grandmother will be back down the marmalade pits....... :mad:

Having a great day and just had lunch with a very pretty young French lady, unfortunately her fella was there as well..... Am about to start a fresh bottle of Vodie, YeeeHaaaa!

[krammer]

I'm half goat half fish, so you're out of luck. As a mark of respect and thanks for all the good wishes I will take a penny off the compound intrest and give you all a minute of for a celebratory drink (at usual prices). You may think that a penny is not much, but it means your families will have your debt paid off by 3009 instead of 3027, providing you can breed fast enough. As you know you are alloted a 3 minute breeding break once a week, which means some of you can do it 3 times......

Friar! Friar! Have you learnt nothing? Why have I such a partner who refuses to learn.... I AM THE INSTITUTE and have lifetime directorship and book-keeping duties as well. I OWN YOU, not the other way round. Any more slacking and your great grandmother will be back down the marmalade pits....... :mad:

Having a great day and just had lunch with a very pretty young French lady, unfortunately her fella was there as well..... Am about to start a fresh bottle of Vodie, YeeeHaaaa! so, this pretty young french lady, did she say things like listen very carefully a will say zis only once?

[Sir Ewok]

Ufortunately, Not! We did karaoke on boxing day evening and we all watched the video, Jeez! We were hammered and the singing, if you could call it that was...... How shall I put this ........ Crap!

[krammer]

Ufortunately, Not! We did karaoke on boxing day evening and we all watched the video, Jeez! We were hammered and the singing, if you could call it that was...... How shall I put this ........ Crap! oh! well was she smoking a gitane through an ivory cigaratte holder whilst wearing long satin gloves. (in black?)

[Rogue Monkey]

Ave a good un dude! :o

[bunbag]

get pissed m8 ;)

[Friar Tuck]

I'm half goat half fish, so you're out of luck. As a mark of respect and thanks for all the good wishes I will take a penny off the compound intrest and give you all a minute of for a celebratory drink (at usual prices). You may think that a penny is not much, but it means your families will have your debt paid off by 3009 instead of 3027, providing you can breed fast enough. As you know you are alloted a 3 minute breeding break once a week, which means some of you can do it 3 times......

Friar! Friar! Have you learnt nothing? Why have I such a partner who refuses to learn.... I AM THE INSTITUTE and have lifetime directorship and book-keeping duties as well. I OWN YOU, not the other way round. Any more slacking and your great grandmother will be back down the marmalade pits....... :mad:

Having a great day and just had lunch with a very pretty young French lady, unfortunately her fella was there as well..... Am about to start a fresh bottle of Vodie, YeeeHaaaa!
EXCUSE ME!

I think you will find in anals of time that the Institute was was born out of Uncles Ewok and Tuck offering sympathetic advice to the angst ridden members of this illustrious forum! Therefore equals! And seeing as you've hit that age of encroaching dementia, I have taken the liberty to seek Power of Attorney of ALL matters Ewokandtuck (tm). So strictly speaking you're all MINE! But you are ugly, so you can keep yourself!

As for the french lady? You lucky sod! Did you get rid of the boyfriend?

[Bosun]

We did karaoke on boxing day evening


oh dear oh dear
Karaoke 2nd instrumnet of the devil

hope hangovers not so bad :)

[BlackPig]

Hope ya had a good one. :D

[Sir Ewok]

Unfortunately not able to get rid of boyfriend,and yes! Karaoke is the second instrument of the devil, after the sprout Tuba!!!!

Friar! Friar! You still haven't learnt yet have you, I own every solicitor and Barrister in the world, so no one would dare to even try and get Power of Attorney over ME! Also if you remember the contract was drawn up in Khazakhstan and no such power of attorney law exists. I also deny that we started this venture together (for legal reasons) and state that you are an apprentice at the feet of the Yogi (Bear).

[Sir Ewok]

Please note, the last post was my number 666.............

[krammer]

i was thinking of buying some shares in ewok&tuck enterprises but i fear there could be a meltdown of enron proportions so i shall invest elsewhere.

[Jonnyfp]

oops missed it sorry bud....hope it was a goodun.. :)

[madastoast]

A birthday :confused: and i don't remember seeing that bill :D

[Sir Ewok]

There are only 2 shares in E&T and one is mine and the othe Monsiuer Tucks. The company cannot go into meltdown as we are backed by all the major banks in the world (mainly ours, except hsbc, 'cos they're crap).

[Friar Tuck]

I concur with my erstwhile Partner. Even if he does get a little above his station at times!

I wish to remind YOU that the apprenticeship was passed with honours on 1/4/04 under the tutorial of one certain Brazilian nun of ilrepute in the depths of the Amazonian jungle!

As for Khazakhstan, I wish to remind you that the agreement was drawn up in the "Royal Star of India" Restaurant, (Wellingborough div.) and that the waitress came from Khazakhstan! Of whom you promptly took home and indoctrinated her into the ways of Ewokandtuck!

Obviously the dementia is creeping up quicker than expected!

[Sir Ewok]

My solicitors Mssrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne will be in touch to dissolve the partnership, but remember the last one was dissolved in acid......

[krammer]

My solicitors Mssrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne will be in touch to dissolve the partnership, but remember the last one was dissolved in acid...... ooooohhhh does'nt christmas/new year bring out the worst in some people.

[Shep]

Belated wishes for a hoppy bidet.

[Sir Ewok]

Congratulations Friar! I have pretended to be going senile (and yet I am only 257 years old) to see what you would do. I seems the expensive Nepotism, Hostile Takeover and shove the Senile Director out of the Picture lessons have been well learnt.
You are now a grade 'A' swine and fit to be a partner Happy new Fiscal Year..... :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Fanguvermush Kind Sir! And the same to you!

May the New Year bring us more Prosperity and World Domination!

and more Nursey and Air stewardess uniforms!

Ahem!!