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[Bosun]

in a bid to beat the lurgi i am on bubble and squeek with beer chaser

[Dougie]

At least you won't smell yer emissions! :eek:

[Fran]

You'll bubble & squeak after that!!!! You'll have snot-bubbles the size of space hoppers.I should know I had the lurgi last week :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Sir Ewok]

but with the bubble and squeek they will be blowing out his ass!!!!! :(

[Fran]

No change there then!

[krammer]

in a bid to beat the lurgi i am on bubble and squeek with beer chaser short of sealing yourself up in a lead lined nuclear bunker built into a mountain the lurgi will get you. why, even as we 'speak' i can feel me throat tightening up and it is'nt auto erotic asphyxiation.

[Fran]

short of sealing yourself up in a lead lined nuclear bunker built into a mountain the lurgi will get you. why, even as we 'speak' i can feel me throat tightening up and it is'nt auto erotic asphyxiation.
You're not wearing stockings & don't have an orange as a ball-gag & a binliner over your head then? :eek:

[krammer]

You're not wearing stockings & don't have an orange as a ball-gag & a binliner over your head then? :eek: well, since you ask i am wearing some black hold up's and i have got an orange in me gob. purely for the vitamin c you understand. :p

[longhorn]

[ i can feel me throat tightening up and it is'nt auto erotic asphyxiation.]
It's o.k. in moderation but not INXS.

[Fran]

well, since you ask i am wearing some black hold up's and i have got an orange in me gob. purely for the vitamin c you understand. :p
Well I know you're not a Tory MP you'd be too busy with stuff like that to join forums :D

[Fran]

It's o.k. in moderation but not INXS.
Thought Michael Hutchence auditioned for the Stranglers.... :p

[krammer]

It's o.k. in moderation but not INXS. now that's just sick that is 'hang' your head in shame. :D

[krammer]

Thought Michael Hutchence auditioned for the Stranglers.... :p i expected better from you madam. :D

[Dougie]

i expected better from you madam. :D
You'll learn m8,she gets worse! :D :D :D

[longhorn]

Thought Michael Hutchence auditioned for the Stranglers.... :p
I thought it was blue :D

[Dougie]

I thought it was blue :D
Fran sez he was in XTC when he popped off! :eek:

[blackhack]

I always wanted to start a bondage club....
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but i've been too tied up recently

wheres that bloody coat ??

[Fran]

I always wanted to start a bondage club....
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but i've been too tied up recently

wheres that bloody coat ??
Me too but I've been strapped for cash.... :D