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defarter
27-12-2004, 12:53 PM
This one must be from Essex :D



A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says "No, I'm really a blonde". I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

Pag
30-12-2004, 11:34 PM
Just told me girlfriend that joke (blonde - I think I must be a tw*t) Didn't go down well at all........... :(

saxman
31-12-2004, 12:48 AM
what do you call an intelligent bonde???


a labrador

wegit
31-12-2004, 05:23 PM
Didn't go down well at all........... :(
Neither will she if you keep telling her blonde jokes !!!

My missus has black hair and after 15 years she still sucks like a Dyson !!! Because I can get away with the Blonde jokes !!

Bosun
31-12-2004, 06:46 PM
strangely thats my blonde friends favorite joke

saxman
01-01-2005, 01:19 AM
Happy new year :D