Freak
24-12-2004, 01:46 PM
Julian and Lewis were at a fairground late one evening when Lewis spots a Ferris Wheel. "Can we have a go, can we, can we, can we?" asked Lewis jumping up and down with excitement. "Oh no" replied Julian, "I've eaten far too much candy floss this evening, I'll be ill if I go round on that thing, but you can have a go and I'll stand here and watch." "Oh thank you" says Lewis who minces over to the ride. "Sorry mate, we're closing" says the young pikey who wants to get off for a pint. Lewis kicks up a right fuss crying, shouting and stamping his feet until the pikey reluctantly gives in and lets Lewis on all by himself . "Look at me, look at me Julian" shouts Lewis from his carriage all fidgety and excited like a big girl. The pikey notices Julian waving back at Lewis and realises they are a couple of gays. Well he hates gays with a passion and is gutted that he gave in to Lewis's little tantrum. The pikey pops into his little hut and pushes the Ferris Wheels control lever over to fast spin (usually reserved for removing sick from the seats at the end of the day) Round and round the wheel goes, faster and faster and faster until WHAM, the pikey slams on the emergency stop. Whooshe Lewis flies out of his seat, screams through the air and slides about twenty feet on his face through a big patch of gravel, finally coming to a halt 20 feet in front of the House of Horrors.
Julian runs over to Lewis screaming hysterically "Lewis, Lewis my love, are you hurt?"
"Hurt, hurt, OF COURSE I'M BLOODY HURT,
I went around twelve times, you never waved once"
Julian runs over to Lewis screaming hysterically "Lewis, Lewis my love, are you hurt?"
"Hurt, hurt, OF COURSE I'M BLOODY HURT,
I went around twelve times, you never waved once"