After being forced to listen to the twaddle from the tele

[pyro]

Seeing as niche programs are all the rage, how about this for one.

Contestants are watched by three judges Jamie Witham (motorcycle racer) Simon Cowell (Twat)
and Aimless Harriot (Chef twat)

Contestants would have to negotiate a motorcycle slalom course
then cook a meal for all three judges
Then Sing and dance their little hearts out.

We could call it.....

Another fucking stupid television show.

[shaggy696969]

You really need to talk to your mrs, about another tv for the spare room mate :D :D :D

[pyro]

Got freeview on me lappie but dont watch tv much, the grandaughter is round and she was sitting with her auntie watching ..... well a load of bad singers...

[Feel the Wind]

need to get down the pub mate...or consume enough alcohol to numb the brain to melencholy acceptance :D

[pyro]

Got 'bitter & Twisted' bit relevant really and 'PumpKing' ales here also am barred from local pub.... ;)

[kitkatman]

you need to get your arse down mine and gimme a hand with me bike mate......and then i can force feed you ales from wells and youngs :eek: :D

[pyro]

you need to get your arse down mine and gimme a hand with me bike mate......and then i can force feed you ales from wells and youngs :eek: :D

Now if only I can get the time.... I'll have chat with 'she who must be obeyed'