Freak
23-12-2004, 01:14 PM
Three prostitutes meet up in a cafe for breakfast with their pimp following a night on the game.
The pimp asks the first girl what sort of a night she'd had.
"Very good actually, I meet up with an electrician, plenty of money so a
good payer and the sex was electric, which was a bonus".
The pimp nods agreeing and asks the second girl what sort of a night she
had had,
"Very good as well, I meet up with a plumber, plenty of money so a good
payer and the sex was also good as he bent and twisted me all over
the place, which was a bonus".
Again the pimp nods agreeingly. He then turns to the third and asks once
again what sort of night she'd had.
"Fecking awful" she blurts in a grumpy muffled voice.
"Why what happened?" the others ask simultaneously.
"Just my luck, I meet up with a bloody FARMER"
"What’s wrong with that?" asks the pimp.
"Well first he said it was too dry,
then it was too wet,
then it was too BLOODY EXPENSIVE"
:D :D :D :D
The pimp asks the first girl what sort of a night she'd had.
"Very good actually, I meet up with an electrician, plenty of money so a
good payer and the sex was electric, which was a bonus".
The pimp nods agreeing and asks the second girl what sort of a night she
had had,
"Very good as well, I meet up with a plumber, plenty of money so a good
payer and the sex was also good as he bent and twisted me all over
the place, which was a bonus".
Again the pimp nods agreeingly. He then turns to the third and asks once
again what sort of night she'd had.
"Fecking awful" she blurts in a grumpy muffled voice.
"Why what happened?" the others ask simultaneously.
"Just my luck, I meet up with a bloody FARMER"
"What’s wrong with that?" asks the pimp.
"Well first he said it was too dry,
then it was too wet,
then it was too BLOODY EXPENSIVE"
:D :D :D :D