11:20 joke

[adamkilledeve]

a bloke walks in to a bar and orders 10 double whiskeys and downs them in one. the barman says to him "whats up mate?" the man says "my youngest son just told me hes gay".... the next day he goes in to the bar and orders 15 double whiskeys. "whats up now"? says the barman.." just found out my oldest son is gay 2".
the next day he goes in to the bar and orders 20 whiskeys! "fuck me" says the barman "dose no one in your family like pussy?"
"yes" he replies.."my wife"!




i'll go now..... :p

[cherryB]

class :D :D

[adamkilledeve]

somehow i knew you would like that lol :D

[Grav]

A bloke goes into a bar, orders a large whisky and promptly downs it in one and orders another. The barman pours him another and the bloke does the same again. This goes on for several more shots when the barman asks,

"Why all the large whisky's, are you celebrating something sir?"

"Yes," replied the bloke," I'm celebrating my first blow job"

"In that case, sir," said the barman, " Have this one on the house"

"Cheers," said the bloke, "anything to get rid of the taste!"

:D