Re. Ace's post and rally mentality

[Taff]

Maybe i'm too old, just dunno, but what the fúck is wrong with having a good drink with ya mates, sleeping it off, and riding home?
What the fúck is this obsession with trying to be the most irritating cúnt on site, dressing like a cúnt, screamin i'm bloody spartacus all night, revving the tits off your bike, and letting off a siren in somebody's tent?
Was chatting to a local biker in our local biker pub, for local people, on friday night. Good lad, daft as a brush, loves his bikes, thought it was a proper hoot telling me how he kept evveryone up at some rally singing Spiderpig ( :confused: ) in the early hours, then got loadsa flack for red lining his bike. Thought i was proper miserable when told him i wudda slit his tent open and stabbed him straight between the fkin eyes.
No wonder if i go to a rally i get driven there, have me skinful, then get driven away when the bar's shut.

[John Hopkins]

yep...you're a miserable old git....join the club... :D John

[xjtriker666]

fukkin knobheads m8,,one reason i dont do stormin,an farmyard any more,,,,

[Mitch]

I'm an intolerant old bastard and I'm not even 35 yet!! :D
I'd have grabbed his keys and chucked them in the nearest ditch!

[Creature]

always been an irritant these stupid little pricks - even more so these days as i find i tend to need my sleep

i agree with Taff :):):)

[Simon B]

Always think theyre people who dont get out much.

Like the old t-shirt slogan said ''Instant arsehole....just add alchol''

[cherryB]

Maybe i'm too old, just dunno, but what the fúck is wrong with having a good drink with ya mates, sleeping it off, and riding home?
What the fúck is this obsession with trying to be the most irritating cúnt on site, dressing like a cúnt, screamin i'm bloody spartacus all night, revving the tits off your bike, and letting off a siren in somebody's tent?
Was chatting to a local biker in our local biker pub, for local people, on friday night. Good lad, daft as a brush, loves his bikes, thought it was a proper hoot telling me how he kept evveryone up at some rally singing Spiderpig ( :confused: ) in the early hours, then got loadsa flack for red lining his bike. Thought i was proper miserable when told him i wudda slit his tent open and stabbed him straight between the fkin eyes.
No wonder if i go to a rally i get driven there, have me skinful, then get driven away when the bar's shut.


Sorry Taff but I completely disagree with all this twaddle you've written here.
There's nothing wrong with anyone wanting to have a good time and irritate everyone else all night. If the poor bloke could'nt get to sleep, whats wrong with him revving his bike up and waking everyone up. Beats me how anyone can sleep in a bleeding tent anyway. Well Is'pose they ave to ave so much alcohol to knowck em out and then of course they will need to have a hang over the next day otherwise whats the point in anything.

Your just a miserable ole bastard right!!!!

















Only kidding hun - just wanted to see what it was like for someone to disagree with you for once and have the balls to call you a miserable ole bastard :D :D :D

[cxdemon]

Ambulance is all ordered, let us all know which ward your on :D :D

[spindle]

the bike revving gets on my tits, was ar rock and blues one year and the hero revver opposite our tent was revving his bike all day and night........................ how loud i cheered when his engine popped a piston and set the bike on fire and a good area of grass so he couldnt get near to put the flames out................."HA FUCKIN HA", to the tithead



..............and it always seems to be the plastic rocket hero race can type's that do it......................

[STEViE]

Sparticus or other stuff eg: Spiderpig (from The Simpsons movie) - old an' somewhat borin' an' totally fuckin' annoyin'. I found hearin' the theme from The Vikings hummed just the once, then silence, funny at the NABD back in May but I don't want to hear it on a regular basis. That said, I have been known to get my mandolin out an' start playin' at some very stupid hour occasionally when rather twisted, but it is normally up in the main tent.

Red linin' motors an' bouncin' off the rev limiter - not fuckin' funny at all. Havn't really noticed that too much on any rally here this year. Faro was a nightmare last year an' I don't reckon I'll be returnin'. Wouldn't feel so aggrieved if the bloody idiots blew their engines up once in a while.

An' I STILL don't get the bloke dressin' as a woman thing. Save it for the bedroom please if that's what you want.

Misrable git ? I don't think so, I just prefer a rally to be about bikes, drinkin' an' chattin' with mates. A dj an' band thrown in here an' there is fine too.

[Simon B]

Stevie, couldnt agree more mate
But please lets not get on the blokes playing at trannys n puffs for the weekend again, we'll only be accussed of being blokes again.

[lowrider]

I hate twats like that.
Plus why at every soddin rally is there some pissed jock playing the bagpipes :mad:

[cherryB]

whats this about blokes dressing up as women then??? they say alcohol brings out the truth in a person so maybe they are doing what they yearn to do but cant unless they had a skinful????

Nowt wrong with a bit of good ole cross dressing, women dress in mens clothes all the time. I wear jeans and T shirt - like you lot. Though I do draw the line at boxers and Y fronts. Find them a tad uncomfortable.


You see I reckon all you men want to be a girlie really :rolleyes:
:D :D :D

[kiffer38]

i dont go rallies much now, last straw was the mfn, air horns going off, giggling girlie's, idiots seeing if they could blow their bikes up, AND spider pig all night, now only rallies i go to are the 1s put on by the club, no joe public, only the 1s that get invited, cuts down all the dickheads, and idiots,
ahhhhhhhhhh, bliss :)

[Shifty]

I must be a miserable old git too cos I find all this crap unspeakably annoying.

Get pissed, have a laugh of course, that's what rallies are for but why actively try to be as annoying as possible? And the engine revving thing - too much money or just no mechanical sympathy? How can anyone who's really into their bike think there's anything clever about doing their level best to fuck it up? Or in the case of blokes in dresses/stupid hats/etc why try to look as stupid as humanly possible? Beats me.

Get a life, get out more, get out of me face.

[dragula]

Maybe i'm too old, just dunno, but what the fúck is wrong with having a good drink with ya mates, sleeping it off, and riding home?
What the fúck is this obsession with trying to be the most irritating cúnt on site, dressing like a cúnt, screamin i'm bloody spartacus all night, revving the tits off your bike, and letting off a siren in somebody's tent?
Was chatting to a local biker in our local biker pub, for local people, on friday night. Good lad, daft as a brush, loves his bikes, thought it was a proper hoot telling me how he kept evveryone up at some rally singing Spiderpig ( :confused: ) in the early hours, then got loadsa flack for red lining his bike. Thought i was proper miserable when told him i wudda slit his tent open and stabbed him straight between the fkin eyes.
No wonder if i go to a rally i get driven there, have me skinful, then get driven away when the bar's shut.

He canny love his bike that much if he revs the tits off it, aye I,ve noticed it at rallies the past few years I think its to do with getting named bands then you get the festivallers comin :mad: their no interested in bikes just a piss up an tell their mates they were at such an such rally they should piss aff and gie us piece :mad:

[TektroG]

Well surely Taff your club are in a position to lead the way by at least putting a stop to the revvin bike thing at the Bulldog. It wouldn't take more than a couple of you to walk over and confiscate their keys till the end of the rally for being dickeads and generally annoying everyone else. And if they wanted em back sooner how about donation to NABD or summit? Who's gonna argue?

[Taff]

Been more than one set fetched to the gate by mobile security to be collected in the morning.

[Taff]

There's nothing wrong with anyone wanting to have a good time and irritate everyone else all night.

Now come on Margo, you know you don't camp, would you be so tolerant if your neighbours in the next room in the Stratford Hilton decided to have a good time listening to rap music all night, and set off the fire alarms, just to have a good time like....?

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2585/penelopekeith00013a3142wq8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[krammer]

Sparticus or other stuff eg: Spiderpig (from The Simpsons movie) - old an' somewhat borin' an' totally fuckin' annoyin'. I found hearin' the theme from The Vikings hummed just the once, then silence, funny at the NABD back in May but I don't want to hear it on a regular basis. That said, I have been known to get my mandolin out an' start playin' at some very stupid hour occasionally when rather twisted, but it is normally up in the main tent.

Red linin' motors an' bouncin' off the rev limiter - not fuckin' funny at all. Havn't really noticed that too much on any rally here this year. Faro was a nightmare last year an' I don't reckon I'll be returnin'. Wouldn't feel so aggrieved if the bloody idiots blew their engines up once in a while.

An' I STILL don't get the bloke dressin' as a woman thing. Save it for the bedroom please if that's what you want.

Misrable git ? I don't think so, I just prefer a rally to be about bikes, drinkin' an' chattin' with mates. A dj an' band thrown in here an' there is fine too. i concur with the right honourable member for basingrad.

[skida]

I have been known to wear the odd silly hat at rallies and also a wig (hair's wasted on the young!), but bike revving and "sparticus" yelling are a pain in the rectum. I don't mind bagpipes, mandolins, acoustic guitars or other spontaneous live playing but ghetto blasters at 3 in the morning can bugger off.

[Yambabe]

I concur with all that has gone before re the bike revving and BASTARD Spartacus, but the dressing up thing? It's all part of the fun for me. I would feel naked at a rally without at least one of my collection of silly hats. :( They harm no-one, make lot sof people smile and are a great conversation starter when you're in the beer tent rather than wandering about the campsite looking at bikes!

Same with the daft clothes. The year I wore my meringue skirt, corset and tiara to Stormin I had a great laugh chatting to random people, most of whom smiled when they saw me.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a229/Yambabe/corset.jpg

My motto is "as long as it'll fit in me panniers or I can bungee it on somewhere it's not a problem!" :p

[Shifty]

That's fair enough dressing up a bit cos you want to, what I was thinking of (as well as the blokes dressed as birds thing) was the more obvious "look at me, I'm right mad I am" types of knobbers.

On the other hand, it'd be bloody boring if we all liked the same things, I've more of an axe to grind re. the antisocial revving the tits off yer bike and 3 a.m. Spartacus yellers.

[Dougie]

I've heard "I'm Spartacus!" "No I'm Spartacus!" "Shut THE FUCK UP!!!" "I'm Spar..." THUMP!



silence.

[Shifty]

I've heard "I'm Spartacus!" "No I'm Spartacus!" "Shut THE FUCK UP!!!" "I'm Spar..." THUMP!



silence.

Nice one - richly deserved in my book :D

[wurzel]

Never really had a problem with it at the Lion.

Maybe we ain't big enough to attract that crowd, all we need now to do is get the old food selection back so Si doesn't need to send out for KFC

The only person told off for being a pratt on site with a bike this year was me for still hooning on a dirt bike when the punters had started to arrive, well it was better than the year i tried to offer a senior police officer a toke - dooh (well i actually tried to offer it to the regional rep but I hadn't noticed who he was chatting to about bikesafe)

[cherryB]

Now come on Margo, you know you don't camp, would you be so tolerant if your neighbours in the next room in the Stratford Hilton decided to have a good time listening to rap music all night, and set off the fire alarms, just to have a good time like....?

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2585/penelopekeith00013a3142wq8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Hey I didnt realise she had such a big pair of knockers - not bad eh ;) :D :D

[pyro]

Shoulda gone to the Mabon, very chilled, very civilised* and great fun.




*Mostly. Except for some pratt** on the runout doing 135 in fourth down a country lane.




**cough.

[kitkatman]

i am normally too pissed to be bothered to sing and i dont rev the fuck out of the bike, as if it went #BANG#, I would be rather fucked for getting home again!

i suppose i am strange as normally after a good few scoops, i wanna go to my pit and sleep the fucker off and not scream *i am sporticus* or sing spider pig....i just normally fall over my tent and have a piss on a electric fence before bedtime :D

[John Hopkins]

i am normally too pissed to be bothered to sing and i dont rev the fuck out of the bike, as if it went #BANG#, I would be rather fucked for getting home again!

Yes you would feel such a pratt...thats why I wouldn't do it...

i suppose i am strange as normally after a good few scoops, i wanna go to my pit and sleep the fucker off and not scream *i am sporticus* or sing spider pig....i just normally fall over my tent and have a piss on a electric fence before bedtime :D

whatever turns you on... :D John

Electric fence....turns you on...geddit...oh please yourself...

[johnr]

Hey I didnt realise she had such a big pair of knockers - not bad eh ;) :D :D

yer kidding arent you? margot leadbetter had a cracking pair of tits, it was the only reason i watched the good life as a kid, her tits, felicity kendals arse, it was like prime time porn when you were 12 years old. my mam thought i just really really liked gardening!! :D

[johnr]

and for the record, i agree with taff too!!! too many people have no respect for any fucker else these days. revving the tits off a bike in the wee small hours or shouting the site down to wake folk up is just a fast track way to a fucking well deserved good hiding if you ask me!!

[InSanCen]

if someone revs a bike and wakes me up, then they turn it the fuck off, or i have a go. if i get a kicking, so be it, but the point's across regardless.

[Mrs Reject]

Flippin' heck! A bunch of Tims on here :D Tim is my next door neighbour - ex biker. Bangs on't wall if we are talking too loud or God help us...if we dare to start laughing and calls the police if we put Motorhead on at 4 in the afternoon.
I know full well some arse is going to keep me awake all night with irritating stunts when we go to rallies but what's wrong with letting off a bit of steam?
I'll admit we are sick of sprtacus though - still it's better than drink, girls, feck :)

[bird]

Ah yes, all tucked up in bed by 11.

You can tell nobody takes speed and stokes the campfire till dawn anymore, can't you....

[johnr]

Ah yes, all tucked up in bed by 11.

You can tell nobody takes speed and stokes the campfire till dawn anymore, can't you....

if they were stoking the campfire all night it wouldnt be a problem. its when the fuckers take some perverse pleasure in waking the site up in the misguided belief that ,
a, its funny, and
b, no one has ever heard it before.
many folk work all week, and go to rallys to wind down. being woken in the middle of the fucking night by a tosser exploring the location of his rev limiter for a larf, isnt funny when youre still a bit pissed, and now tired and grumpy to boot.
this never happened in the past because more than 10 years back, a bikes rev limiter was the sound of the camshafts shoving the valves through the top of the pistons, followed by a seconds silence, then the sounds of a hundred half asleep drunks giggling into their sleeping bags. once again , technology has bitten us on the arse!!!!

[Mrs Reject]

many folk work all week, and go to rallys to wind down. being woken in the middle of the fucking night by a tosser exploring the location of his rev limiter

I can't believe I'm hearing this :eek: I don't know anyone who goes to rallies to wind down and get a bit of peace and quiet after a hard weeks work WTF.

[InSanCen]

Tucked in bed by 11? course i feckin aint...

wanna play silly bastards at half 3 in morning, i'm gonna reserve my right to be a miserable twat if you wake me up, regardless of who you are, or how funny you think it is.

you wanna sit at the campfire n chat/drink/whatever that fine by me, we've all done it. that's why i don't pitch up near the noisy areas...

Define wind down. After a week dealing with morons n idiots, I'd jump at the chance to piss off to a field, get lashed n look at others bikes talk bikes... you all know how it goes.
To me, that's winding down.

anyway...

it's early, my cat's woke me up and i'm a grumpy cnut... :mad:

[chazz]

"IM SPARTACUS" are ya now, then we'll crusify ya then,dickheads the lot of em

[STEViE]

I can't believe I'm hearing this :eek: I don't know anyone who goes to rallies to wind down and get a bit of peace and quiet after a hard weeks work WTF.You're not hearin' this. No one said nothin' about peace an' quiet Lou. I certainly class a weekend at a rally as windin' down an' I'm makin' one hell of a racket given the opportunity to play, there's just a time an' a place thing goin' on here. Call it respect for one's fellow bikers.

.... unless of course you're playin' devil's advocate or just fishin' :)

[Hillbilly Deluxe]

Hey I didnt realise she had such a big pair of knockers - not bad eh ;) :D :D
i agree.fine.

[Kylie]

dressing like a cúnt,
I dress like a cnut all the time.....

[Simon B]

If people are acting like twats, treat them like twats

Nobodys got a problem with people having a good piss up an a larf, just irritates the feck out of me when then want to do it at 4 in the morning in the campsite!
Wanna play the twat do it at the marquee etc

[Mrs Reject]

You're not hearin' this. No one said nothin' about peace an' quiet Lou. I certainly class a weekend at a rally as windin' down an' I'm makin' one hell of a racket given the opportunity to play, there's just a time an' a place thing goin' on here. Call it respect for one's fellow bikers.

.... unless of course you're playin' devil's advocate or just fishin' :)

me...fishing:) I don't know what you mean!!! Nah even I have my limits - sleeping next to the rave tent and listening to the same 2 songs all night was one occasion.
Also the twat next door has wound me up so much this week with his killjoy behaviour I'd be up for some serious three in the morning Spartacus action just to piss him off :)

[Mitch]

...an' I'm makin' one hell of a racket given the opportunity to play,

bit like me... that's possibly why the asshole next door's like he is...

... then again, perhaps not! :D

[Shifty]

Wanna play the twat do it at the marquee etc

I think that's the point - of course I don't want to stop anyone having a good time, but that's what the marquee/pub/barn/wherever the entertainment's happening is there for. There's actually no need to be acting the twat on the campsite unless you really want to wind people up.