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BikerGran
20-12-2004, 10:37 PM
This is how I see myself (the words aren't mine)

Warning

When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other peoples' gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.


:D :D :D

Rabid1
21-12-2004, 01:13 AM
I do that now who says senility is fo the old :D

Sir Ewok
21-12-2004, 01:17 AM
practice makes imperfect..... :cool:

Doro
21-12-2004, 08:30 AM
ah yes


one of my fave poems



I aspire to do that now, but sadly I need my job to pay for food n stuff so I have to behave.

:D

Blue
21-12-2004, 12:07 PM
Rather worryingly I already do at least a dozen of the things mentioned in that poem (although I don't like sausages).

And NO! there is no comment required!

Doro
22-12-2004, 09:03 AM
I'm thinking Blue does these




And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,

And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.




ha ha how sad am I - I only thought of that this morning while driving to work




you'd think my brain would be gearing up for the temperature and flame tests of the day ahead?

BikerGran
22-12-2004, 08:43 PM
you'd think my brain would be gearing up for the temperature and flame tests of the day ahead?

I wouldn't insult you!