Question.....

[Suzukiron]

I cannae find any threads i raised?
Have they been deleted?
If so i could do with knowing why?
???
Later Days
Ron
:( :rolleyes:

[wegit]

http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/search.php?searchid=20446

Try the link

[Gypsy]

you have a PM ron :D

[Mrs Reject]

How did you do that wegit you master of the computer black arts you :D Mind you I don't think i want to see all my threads because i was pissed for most of them :eek:

[Suzukiron]

Is EVERYTHING i say offensive to everybody...
FFs i wasent even feckin here...
I came on tonite looking for a laugh, n maybe some feedback on a "passion for life" i really am shocked that anyone could find that offensive...

***At this very moment intime i really am pretty fecking angry/depressed, tommorow at 1.30 i am at the hospital, to find out the situation re my heart, n transplants etc....i have to say i really dinnae give a feck now wether im told i will be dead in 6 months or that i will live a long happy life!***

If whats happened here, and i dunno what happened, honestly, i really dispair of the human race, n so called bikers in particular...
I've been a biker all my life, since the age of 8 when i rode my first bike, until now...over 30 years!!ffs... Its MY passion for life!
I've seen all kinds, i ve been alot of places, ive been to alot of rallies, ive party'd with clubs, ive partied with friend in there homes, Ive seen the dark side of this lifestyle...and it wasent pretty...but it happened..

bikers were always tolerant of each other, and each others opinions, we respected each other...cos in the end you didn't know if we would see each other again....and i lost 2 mates quickly to bike accidents when i was a teenager...you do get a respect for life and each other...

I still ride, whenever i can...people that know me know that...n maybe thats my point..(if i have one!!)
NOBODY here actually knows me...plenty think they do....plenty on other forums are the same...And a very select few DO actually know me, I have met them, we have been to each others homes etc...and a few i even call friend, including one or two...who seriously didn't like me, judging me by what i posted and also heresay put round by ex girlfriends n there friends...
So what its the past n i gotta say i have more on my plate right now...this is or was a fun distraction...nothing more.

I think i should have a party, nah cos you dinnae get to know anyone at a party...you only do that sitting talking for someone for an hour or two...
Bikers never used to be as judgemental...unless someone personally crossed you...then you delt with it!

Right thats enough ****e fae me...

Later days (maybe!!!)

Ronnie.

[BlackPig]

Beats me !! :confused: :confused:

[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

Ok - I'll take the bait.

Is EVERYTHING i say offensive to everybody...

Not everything - just most of what you post.


FFs i wasent even feckin here...
I came on tonite looking for a laugh, n maybe some feedback on a "passion for life" i really am shocked that anyone could find that offensive...

One post that doesn't offend out of how many ?



***At this very moment intime i really am pretty fecking angry/depressed, tommorow at 1.30 i am at the hospital, to find out the situation re my heart, n transplants etc....i have to say i really dinnae give a feck now wether im told i will be dead in 6 months or that i will live a long happy life!***

That's a coincidence - neither do I.


If whats happened here, and i dunno what happened, honestly, i really dispair of the human race, n so called bikers in particular...

No one ever said life was fair.


I've been a biker all my life, since the age of 8 when i rode my first bike, until now...over 30 years!!ffs... Its MY passion for life!
I've seen all kinds, i ve been alot of places, ive been to alot of rallies, ive party'd with clubs, ive partied with friend in there homes, Ive seen the dark side of this lifestyle...and it wasent pretty...but it happened..

Oh - another coincedence.


bikers were always tolerant of each other, and each others opinions, we respected each other...cos in the end you didn't know if we would see each other again....and i lost 2 mates quickly to bike accidents when i was a teenager...you do get a respect for life and each other...

"Tolerant" and "respect" seem to be missing from your dictionary, going on what I've read of your posts. Maybe you're different in real life ?



judging me by what i posted and also heresay put round by ex girlfriends n there friends...

If folks have never met you, then the only thing that they can make a judgment on is what you post, and what people say about you.


So what its the past n i gotta say i have more on my plate right now...this is or was a fun distraction...nothing more.

Then let the past stay in the past - you're the one who keeps bringing it up.


I think i should have a party, nah cos you dinnae get to know anyone at a party...you only do that sitting talking for someone for an hour or two...

Going to be a boring party, sat there on your own.


Bikers never used to be as judgemental...unless someone personally crossed you...then you delt with it!

Right - I'll just say all the above is me 'having a laugh' - 'just a bit o' fun' - 'not to be taken seriously'. Still bloody offensive though ain't it ?
Think about it....

Oh - best of luck for tomorrow, and have a good 'un.

[technoboiler]

deck the halls with boughs of holly fah lah lah lah lah
la la la la
tiz the season to be jolly...fah la la la lahhhh
la la la lahhhhhhhh ;)

[Sir Ewok]

As far as I know m8 it wasn't so much you being offensive as me. I insulted somebody badly and I have apologised in another thread. I fit was anybodies fault your thread got pulled it was mostly mine.

If I have caused you any grief through my thoughtless actions, then I apologise to you too. As for your past, i don't know feck all about it and that's probably the way you want it. Wea ll have skeletons in the cupboard things we did or said that we aren't so proud of now. Sometimes it can be cathartic to talk about those things and other times it is best to leave the remains buried in the past. The only person who can decide that is you. Of course sometimes there are others who will not let that happens, but that is out of yours or our reach and **** will happen.

I wish you well for tomorrow, the ex's old man has just gone through a double bypass this year and I ran her and the family back and forth to Oxford for several weeks. It's not the end of the world and if you do have a 'Dicky-Ticker' then it will probably improve the quality of your life. Good Luck!

[100%Pat]

Ewok it was not your fault That Rons threads got pulled at all.
I deleted them because the posts concerned were deliberately slagging off another forum, which is something we do not do here. Then when some of OUR members who also happen to be members of that forum (as are a lot of people including me) asked him not to bring it here, it degenerated into personal insults which is not acceptable.
You just got caught up in the tailend of it mate, not your fault at all. :D

[thor66]

Hey Ron,(ya big dope)
avn't ya got it yet. ya can't just come on these forums and rant n'rave about anything. were in a new era now where comments of anything that might hurt sensitive feelings must be scrutinised and deleted.please try to keep ya comments to that of a happy joy joy nature and try to thing of nice fluffy animals. you may also try a cheeky flirt now and again. but be warned, if you persist on standing on ya soap box and telling it how it really is, i shall have to alert the anti bad comment death squad and come to jock land to fill ya full o 150 yr old scotch an make ya party until ya proper sick an scream fer mercy. got it ?

yours,
commander of anti bad comment death squad
arctic regional command

[Doro]

comments of anything that might hurt sensitive feelings must be scrutinised and deleted.


not quite the issue but I do agree with the joy joy bit

now which film was that?

happy happy joy joy?


demolition man?


loved that film, specially the bit where he swore lots to get the toilet paper lmao

[thor66]

ren n stimpy

[cxdemon]

Sad hat on time Doro, Joy joy was Demolition man, Happy happy joy joy was Ren & Stimpy. :o





Big Solstice hugs all round :D

[100%Pat]

I like a bit of a debate as much as the next person, I like Ron and his rants most of the time too.... he's amusing and stirs things up a bit, but wont I wont have is bringing stuff over from a different forum which is nothing to do with here, or personal insults. You can say what the hell you like to anyone on here.... BY PRIVATE MESSAGE. Personal arguments dont belong on a open forum. I have never understood why anyone would wish to air their dirty washing in public?
Now I'm going off to smooth and groom my fluffy ears and tail, and help Doro shine up her Tiara in time for our girly get together evening complete with every soft, snuggly and fluffy thing I can find....
Hmmmm Pat wanders off wondering if you can still get that dog pooh that goes all sorta hairy and fluffy if you leave it long enough...

[Doro]

ain't ever seen ren n stimpy thing so will stick wif my demo man :D

[Doro]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww PAT!

that wasn't fluffy


methinks you need a new teddy bear *grin*

[Grav]

The "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song?
"Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

[chorus]

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!"

yes I am sad. :D

[Rogue Monkey]

I always find that when I`m up to my neck in sh1t, I find it prudent not to make waves! :o

[Yoda]

I always find that when I`m up to my neck in sh1t, I find it prudent not to make waves! :o
well said that man

and Ron a i cant speak for everyone but i know of a couple of people here (inc myself) have been through similar sh1t.
and there is support here if you want it (i have relapsed at the moment thats why my postings have been intermitent of late) although i am trying hard to fight it.(which i have to do my own way in my own time).

and i know that the waiting for a diagnosis can be worse than the result

but you have to live your life to the full despite any problems. and most importantly even if you do only have 6 months to live then Live it dont Lose it.

Yoda

[Sir Ewok]

I prefer Happy Tree Family myself. Always worries me peeps who can quote swathes of dialogue from films, cartoons etc.

[Yoda]

i loved
BABAPAPA
http://www.animax.co.jp/program/image/babapapa.jpg

[Blue]

i loved
BABAPAPA
http://www.animax.co.jp/program/image/babapapa.jpg

Hey Yoda you're showing your age there! Do they ever show Babapapa on TV any more?

[Yoda]

Hey Yoda you're showing your age there! Do they ever show Babapapa on TV any more?

for a while i though it was aa figment of my imagination
because nobody else remembered it

then i searched them out on the Net and proved i wasnt insane

i can say i have seen it since i was a kid, never seen any repeats of it anywhere either

but Babapapa is cool

Yoda

[Mrs Reject]

Please miss *waves hands in air going ooo, ooooo*
I am mystified as to why this has all gone to sh1t in the last week. Up until now we have got on just fine and enjoyed Ron's rants loads. Now suddenly he is a big villain and has been accused of causing offense to all and sundry - what is going on???
Is it X-mas stress, the cold weather, alien rays or what?
Personally I think Ron needs all the support we can give him at the moment with his health problems and so on it must be a really gutting and difficult time for him.
So there :p

[Doro]

hey missus I'll pm yer my thoughts :D

[100%Pat]

and me Mrs R :D

[Freak]

I always find that when I`m up to my neck in sh1t, I find it prudent not to make waves! :o

A closed mouth gathers no foot :p

I have to remind meself that when I've had a few beers :D :D

Still, we all ave to have a laugh and the truth is often spoken in jest

which puts us all in a no win situation....bugger

[lemmykilmister]

I see no problem with flaming or expressing an opinion on an event. It would appear that Ron found the need to make remarks about another individual that were a:childish and b:personal and c:uninformed in the case of rants about another forum. I have never found it neccesary to do anything other than banter with the fella as his usual postings are opinionated yet thought provoking and sometimes just a complete wind up. However he has blatantly insulted some of my friends and without thinking myself through association.
I suggest this little furore and the chap himself be forgotten PDQ

[Doro]

I hear what you're saying Lemmy, but the truth is he didn't insult your friends ON THIS FORUM

he did it on another forum

and that's for the other forum to deal with

none of us here want problems from other forums brought over




please keep us out of it, Pat dealt with the threads concerned and now we need to go back to being the mad loons we've always been

:cool:

[technoboiler]

twas the night b4 christmas and all through the house
nothing was stirring , not even a mouse...... ;)

[TaxiDave]

and now we need to go back to being the mad loons we've always been

:cool:


Speak for yourself. I've always been regarded as perfectly sane, just ask my budgerigar and his wife, they'll vouch that I was with them all the time.

[STEViE]

Hmmmm Pat wanders off wondering if you can still get that dog pooh that goes all sorta hairy and fluffy if you leave it long enough...
I can get you some if ya really want it as I'm sure to see some on my walkies each day.

STEViE - Pet Exercise Consultant (well that's what they made me put on my life insurance forms. Dunno meself what was wrong with Dog Walker - prolly thought it may be confused as some distant relation to Luke Skywalker :D

[krammer]

twas the night b4 christmas and all through the house
nothing was stirring , not even a mouse...... ;) the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that st. nicholas soon would be there;

[technoboiler]

the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that st. nicholas soon would be there;

I had been in the bath and touseled my hair,
donned my suspenders with bottom still bare

[krammer]

I had been in the bath and touseled my hair,
donned my suspenders with bottom still bare he spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled all the stockings :eek: then turned with a jerk.

[lemmykilmister]

Santa is black.
At least St Nic was according to some university boffins who did a forensic rebuild of his head based on measurements taken 50 years ago when his body was exumed for some reason or other

[Jonnyfp]

Yeah he was'nt exumed tho they found im in the top of our combi boiler....the elfs never furnished him with blueprints even tho he can get around the world in one night.
Its soot lemmy his actually a chinaman ya know.

[krammer]

Yeah he was'nt exumed tho they found im in the top of our combi boiler....the elfs never furnished him with blueprints even tho he can get around the world in one night.
Its soot lemmy his actually a chinaman ya know. you really should invest in a carbon monoxide detector jonny old son..elf's in your flue can be extremely dangerous.

[Sir Ewok]

bad for your elf, anyway.....


I'll get me coat..

[wegit]

Santa is black.
They just forgot to take years of sutty chimneys in to the equation !!

[technoboiler]

he spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled all the stockings :eek: then turned with a jerk.

to his surprise he found that the static
he made as he filled em became quite eratic
the sparks flew all over, ignigted poor rover,
good job he was near the aquatic! :)

[krammer]

to his surprise he found that the static
he made as he filled em became quite eratic
the sparks flew all over, ignigted poor rover,
good job he was near the aquatic! :) the sparks they flew like st elmo's fire, but after much rubbing he began to tire. ;)

[BigBod]

to his surprise he found that the static
he made as he filled em became quite eratic
the sparks flew all over, ignigted poor rover,
good job he was near the aquatic! :)

The aquatic tank was full of fish,
The big one leapt up and said 'don't take the piss,
Santa dipped the stocking right in,
Pulled it out and started to sing.

[Dougie]

"She was only a fishmonger's daughter,
But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet'!"

[krammer]

"She was only a fishmonger's daughter,
But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet'!" i guess she had 'dabbed' on some perfume first?

[Grav]

She was only the gas welders daughter,
but she had acetylene tits!
:D

[technoboiler]

she was the ministers daughta
but she kept her legs closed like she oughta
though men they did try
they never got by
they chased her but never did caughter :D



fek me am pst,,,hehehehe

[Grav]

i guess she had 'dabbed' on some perfume first?

was that your 'sole' contribution to this train of thought?

[Dougie]

Yes,he'll be 'floundering' now!




I'll get me diving suit......

[krammer]

Yes,he'll be 'floundering' now!




I'll get me diving suit...... no i won't in fact congeratulations are in order.

[Dougie]

Hmmm,I'll "mullet" over......

[Freak]

I'm saying nothing....I know my plaice

[Dougie]

Thank Cod fer that.....

[krammer]

Hmmm,I'll "mullet" over...... well you can 'mullet' over for as long as you like but i need a speedy response. 'turbot'charged if you will.

[Dougie]

Ok,but It'll cost you a couple of Squid.....

[BlackPig]

I "hake" it when everyone talks "pollacks" !! :rolleyes:

[krammer]

I "hake" it when everyone talks "pollacks" !! :rolleyes: yes i think it's about time we 'scaled 'down this situation.

[Dougie]

Yeah,let's get back to talking motor'pikes'!We shouldn't 'carp' on about this rubbish for too long.We're being 'shellfish'.

[STEViE]

Cod you rEELy stop this fish talk now 'cos I'm gettin' rEELy HAKEd off with it.

So much so that I'm off out on my motorpike an' sidecarp :D
An' when I get back I'm gonna read The Jungle Book by Ruddchard Kipperling :D

[BlackPig]

I'll get off my "perch" then,that'll "fin"ish that,"saithe" he.

[technoboiler]

now come on dont be koi..... :D

[Friar Tuck]

"Whale" I'll be blowed! Still "carping" on about fish are we?
"Hallibut" this will go on for ages!

[wegit]

Cod off with the fishy stuff salmons gonna start moaning

[Huw Beer Monster]

Cod off with the fishy stuff salmons gonna start moaning

Shark at 'im! Just cos we did all the fish puns ages ago, there no reason to clown around. I bet wegit's one of them prawn again pikers.

So let's give up. I vote for Stevie giving us a tuna two on the old mandolin and we should all dance the conger, while singing "roe, roe, roe your boat".

Now that'd be turtlely different.

[100%Pat]

Yep hows about 'Cracklin Roe-sie'?

[wegit]

What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!!

What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish

What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?

I don't know...but I wouldn't want to milk it.

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?

Loch Jaws

Song Titles:
Sea Eeled With A Kiss
Sealed With A Kiss
Mister Sand Dab
That's a Moray
Clam Every Mountain
A Barracuda Beautiful
It Haddock Be You
Sturgeon, Sturgeon For My Baby
I Need Kelp
When You Fish Upon A Star
When You Wish Upon A Starfish
Shark! the Herald Angels Sing
Fiddler Crab On The Roof
I Loves You, Porgy
You Walrus Hurt The One You Love
Sole Train
Heart And Sole
Carp and Sole
Bernie's Tuna
Blue Monkfish
Zing! Went the Strings of My Carp
My Foolish Carp
Salmon Janet Evening
Nearer My Cod To Thee
This Scampi Love
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Oyster Parade

[Spike]

****Groan ****

I've haddock enuff, im off !! :p

[krammer]

well i woke up this morning feeling a little crabby,my mussels were aching a bit and i had a tang in my mouth. still theres no point being a hermit so i will be doing the hoki kokey at the works party tonight.

ps might be going to sardineia for my hols next year. :o

[wegit]

Kelp! I need somebody, Kelp, Not just anybody, Kelp! I need somebody, Keeellllllppppp.

[Huw Beer Monster]

Why did the little boy on the beach giggle?

Because the sea weed. :eek:

[Dougie]

Clam up for the luvva Cod!This is getting really Hoki!

[Huw Beer Monster]

Why did the flamenco dancer love fishermen?

'Cos they knew how to cast a net....

Donkey jacket on the far peg, thanks.

[krammer]

Why did the flamenco dancer love fishermen?

'Cos they knew how to cast a net....

Donkey jacket on the far peg, thanks. ahhh, donkey jacket's whatever happened to them? i had one once, acted like a complete ass in it . walk's away whistling.

[Qwyplain Dhark]

my girlfriend wanted a animal skin coat
so i got her a donkey jacket


i didnt see her for a week.. when the 2 black eyes started to open

[wegit]

my girlfriend wanted a animal skin coat
so i got her a donkey jacket
I've got to remember that one !!!

[technoboiler]

Eeeeeee Ooooooooorr Eeeeeeee Orrrrrrrrrrrr Eeeeeee Orrrrrrrrrways Says That ;)