Fao Mad Dog

[Sir Ewok]

Hi m8,
I think I owe you an apology. You did come across in your first post as a bit of a knob and I replied to that. To my horror, my post appeared after your second post, which explained better the point you were trying to make and I felt a right twat. I intended to apologise on the same thread and explain my position, which had been pretty much the same same as yours. I had also been the Director of a Limited Company (not self-employed, but a damn site more expensive) and was put out of business by competition employing peeps off the dole and giving them time off to 'sign on'. I lost my business, house, car, wife and kids. It took me 5 years to recover from all that and managed to get on my feet. I suppose the reason I hate bosses so much is the last knob who after my accident decided he was a qualified surgeon and told the company I was not injured and could expect no assistance from the firm. It had been their practice to help injured workers back into work by trying to accomodate their injuries until they were fully fit. One example was a guy who had got drunk and fell through a plate glass window. Fortunately he had not cut himself, but had a huge egg on his head and so could not wear a head shield. They gave him loads of easy work so he could use a hand shield. No problem. I needed to sit and stand for various periods of the shift as my leg was extremely tender to the touch and I got a job to do that allowed this, again no problem. Then this arsehole decided I was malingering and I had to stand for 12 hours a shift or get the sack. I spent months in agony while at work and pissed to kill the pain when at home.

Once again mate I apologise for the unfounded remarks that I made about you and if I had seen your second post, I would not have come on so strong.

Ride free....

[100%Pat]

Nice to see someone who made a genuine mistake having the grace to admit it and say sorry..... :D

[Mad Dog]

Fully understood and fully accepted Senior Ewok.

I really hope things are better for you now.

It doesn't matter if you fail, the important bit is trying.
To try is to live, to get up and dust off is to succeed as a Human Being.

You have my respect for trying, and for taking time to read, understand and for the appology. That takes a real man/woman to do so.


I am a very diplomatic, cool headed person, not given to ranting, and I will do my damdest to correct a wrong by calm explanation and attempting to understand the other person's viewpoint. In the absence of a moderator I had tried to stop what I knew was gonna happen and hoped I knew the difference between when to explain and when to shut up.

I appologise to all if I went a bit far.

[Doro]

Hey MD I have met you, in sad circumstances, made even sadder by our trike, you helped us even though we'd never met before, and because of that you missed the funeral ride along the beach road. We were and always will be forever grateful for that. It shows what sort of person you really are, especially when I've seen how you have handled other events recently. I have a lot of respect for you. That sort of thing will make me stick up for you no matter what, even if i don't agree with something you say or do I will still always think of cookie and remember what is inside your heart. I am not swayed by what people say, or what other people think. Actions speak louder than words.

Some people I haven't met but I have formed opinions about them because of their posts, I've seen how other folk have treated them because of their posts. I might change my mind about folk when I meet them in person, but usually I end up liking them more.

On all the forums we've been on there's only 3 people who I've met that I would go out of my way to avoid, and they are not particularly controversial in their posts, just pains in the ass.

There are 2 people who I haven't met and don't want to meet cos I find their posts distasteful. I might like these 2 in real life but I will wait and see.

All of the above are girls btw.

(and none of em are regulars here so Mrs R you can relax now lol. Seriously hinny, you are a mega wonderful gal like everyone else on here).

I just like this place cos folk are happier and more given to smiles than scowls.

:D

see....

[Jonnyfp]

I recently recieved some 'sound advice' off mr MD.
regarding a sensitive matter,,,not venerial btw..lol.

Fairplay guv. :)

[Blue]

May I nominate Sir Ewok for Top Splendid Chap Of The Day?

(The honour comes with a sparkly tiara which no doubt by 3pm he will have copied and have for sale in a variety of colours in his Magnificient Emporium).

[Mad Dog]

Gypsey is a good man and a very lucky fella,

(as is Mitch)

I can still remember how tired and sweaty Gypsey was from steering that trike all the way down to Wiltshire, but we kept you in our mirrors coz we knew you didn't know the route, and the trike had been troublesome.

This is turning into an excellent group hug,
any more girls wanna join in? :D

MD
misty eyed ;)

[Blue]

This is turning into an excellent group hug,
any more girls wanna join in? :D


TART!

:D

[Mad Dog]

TART!

:D

No thanks, I prefer real women

So you'd best get in the middle of this little group thing before Gollum shows up. :D

[Blue]

No thanks, I prefer real women

So you'd best get in the middle of this little group thing before Gollum shows up. :D

Why? Might you prefer hugging Gollum to me? :eek:

[Mad Dog]

Why? Might you prefer hugging Gollum to me? :eek:

DON'T :eek:

I haven't told him about this place, got have somewhere to get away to. :cool:

[minxy]

Am I too later for the group hug? :cool:

[Mad Dog]

Am I too later for the group hug? :cool:

NEVER dear Minx.

[Blue]

Am I too later for the group hug? :cool:

Ask nicely and I expect Mr Dog will give you a group hug all of your own!! ;)

[Mad Dog]

Ask nicely and I expect Mr Dog will give you a group hug all of your own!! ;)

If I was 10 years younger (Ok 15) and still had me Buell........ :rolleyes:

[minxy]

Aw. Feeling all warm now. :D

[100%Pat]

Did he pee on you or something? :confused:

[Blue]

Did he pee on you or something? :confused:

Well he is a bit elderly and incontinent...


Running Away...

[Mad Dog]

get's harder to contain my excitement these days :D

that's just asking for a misquote

[Huw Beer Monster]

get's harder to contain my excrement these days :D

that's just asking for a misquote

No sh!t... Wonder if anyone'll bite?

[Mad Dog]

... Wonder if anyone'll bite?

Bet Minxy does - I'll ask Jester :D :D

[minxy]

ewwww

:eek: :o :eek:

Tis the only 'warm feeling' I get when handling (in protest) babies - if they mess the nappy.

[AlanMcAloon]

Gladly join in the group hug if it only involves the wimmin.

Not huggin Mad Dog though (even if I DO owe him money!!!)

[Blue]

Not huggin Mad Dog though (even if I DO owe him money!!!)

Haven't you paid him for the last 'hug' yet? :D

[Mad Dog]

LOONY !!

late as ever :D :D :D :D

[AlanMcAloon]

LOONY !!

late as ever :D :D :D :D


You been talking to Mrs Loony again?

[AlanMcAloon]

Haven't you paid him for the last 'hug' yet? :D

We swore we wouldn't talk about it in public.

[bill?]

the only 'warm feeling' I get when handling my babies - the suzuki, the suzuki and maybe the suzuki.

:D:D:D do you get all maternal as well

[Blue]

We swore we wouldn't talk about it in public.

Fair enough.

After all, a picture speaks a thousand words...

[Mad Dog]

:D:D:D do you get all maternal as well

expext a very firm and definitive answer any minute now :D

[bill?]

expext a very firm and definitive answer any minute now :D

I'm ducking as I type :D

[Blue]

I'm ducking as I type :D

No no no, I must not misquote...

No no no, I must not misquote...

No no no, I must not misquote...

No no no, I must not misquote...

No no no, I must not misquote...

No no no, I must not misquote...

No no no, I must not misquote...

:D

[100%Pat]

I'm wanking as I type :D
Well resisted Blue.

[Spike]

Damn !!

I missed the hugs :o

Oh well, next time ;)

[bill?]

Well resisted Blue.


I'll have you know I use both hands to type............












waits for the misquotes :D

[minxy]

do you get all maternal as well

Actually - it now goes

Suzuki, bitsa, yamaha

:p

That caught you out now diderntit :eek:

[technoboiler]

Hey MD I have met you, in sad circumstances, made even sadder by our trike, you helped us even though we'd never met before, and because of that you missed the funeral ride along the beach road. We were and always will be forever grateful for that. It shows what sort of person you really are, especially when I've seen how you have handled other events recently. I have a lot of respect for you. That sort of thing will make me stick up for you no matter what, even if i don't agree with something you say or do I will still always think of cookie and remember what is inside your heart. I am not swayed by what people say, or what other people think. Actions speak louder than words.

Some people I haven't met but I have formed opinions about them because of their posts, I've seen how other folk have treated them because of their posts. I might change my mind about folk when I meet them in person, but usually I end up liking them more.

On all the forums we've been on there's only 3 people who I've met that I would go out of my way to avoid, and they are not particularly controversial in their posts, just pains in the ass.

There are 2 people who I haven't met and don't want to meet cos I find their posts distasteful. I might like these 2 in real life but I will wait and see.

All of the above are girls btw.

(and none of em are regulars here so Mrs R you can relax now lol. Seriously hinny, you are a mega wonderful gal like everyone else on here).

I just like this place cos folk are happier and more given to smiles than scowls.

:D

see.............do u hate me? :p .....lol...i am intrigued now do tell

[bill?]

Actually - it now goes

hows the newcomer to the stable.



I want one :D

[Blue]

Bet I'm one... :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

doubt it blue,,,u dont annoy anyone :p

[AlanMcAloon]

If I wear a kilt can I be one?

[Blue]

doubt it blue,,,u dont annoy anyone :p

Oooh, now there's a cutting insult if ever I heard one!! :p

[Grav]

I'll have you know I use a finger and thumb to wank, the other hand holds the magnifying glass............


poor little bill. :D

[100%Pat]

I'd be mortally offended if I was you, I mean to try so hard..... :D

[Mad Dog]

Pressing an ear against the door makes it lock shaped, and hurts when a moderator jams a knitting needle through the keyhole :D :D

[Blue]

I'd be mortally offended if I was you, I mean to try so hard..... :D

I know.
To have someone insinuate I'm ... oh, I can barely say the word ...

NICE

:(

[technoboiler]

now heyyyyyyyyy whoooooooooooaaaaaa hold on there

in no way whatsoever did i ever consider or imply that word :D

[minxy]

hows the newcomer to the stable.



I want one :D

Feckin ace. The bloke said it needed tlc as there was no petrol getting to the carbs and hence wouldnt start. It took us 5 minutes to identify that the inline fuel filter was on the wrong way round and the main fuse in the loom had blown. So - turn fuel filter around, hotwire a bypass around the main fuse and voila! C'est fantastique. Will be out on it before Xmas :D

[100%Pat]

Blue Is Nice.... :D

[AlanMcAloon]

Blue Is Nice.... :D

:eek:

A bit below the belt there Pat!

[technoboiler]

i hate the word nice,,,,i would say blue is interesting and not annoying,,,,,but would never call anyone nice,,,lol,,,,to me the word itself is a copout :p

[Blue]

:eek:

A bit below the belt there Pat!


Just plain unkind if you ask me. :p

[100%Pat]

Maybe you could put that on the front and then on the back.....

'When she is at her most dangerous' :eek:

[Mad Dog]

NICE does not mean "pleasant" or "fluffy" in it's original form.

it means "precise"

As in - "machined to a fine tolerance" :D

[Blue]

Maybe you could put that on the front and then on the back.....

'When she is at her most dangerous' :eek:

Hmm.. now that I like! I shall instantly take back any ideas of a 'PAT IS PLEASANT' t-shirt!!

[technoboiler]

NICE does not mean "pleasant" or "fluffy" in it's original form.

it means "precise"

As in - "machined to a fine tolerance" :D
so is that 'machined to a nice tolerance'...i dont get what yr sayin....i need food to think,,,lol

did u put fine instead of nice or was fine describing nice? :p

[technoboiler]

more confused,,,,duz nice mean fine... :confused:

[Bosun]

i thought nice were biscuits as in that nice was nice?

[Mad Dog]

more confused,,,,duz nice mean fine... :confused:

NICE means PRECISE

made to the required dimensions
cut to the right size
machined........... er.....a snug fit
:rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

DONT FEKIN SHOUT AT ME MISTER :mad:

[STEViE]

i thought nice were biscuits as in that nice was nice?
I thought Nice was somewhere to go for a holiday .....

















..... I'll get me coat .....




.... Oh thanks, you got it for me .....


..... an' me bags ....



.... an' me passport.



... So where's me feckin' ticket then?? :D



.... an' I missed the group hug whilst out walkin' all them dogs an' muckin' out at the stable mutter, mutter, mutter .

[GarrysPhrogg]

Fully understood and fully accepted Senior Ewok.

I really hope things are better for you now.

It doesn't matter if you fail, the important bit is trying.
To try is to live, to get up and dust off is to succeed as a Human Being.

You have my respect for trying, and for taking time to read, understand and for the appology. That takes a real man/woman to do so.


I am a very diplomatic, cool headed person, not given to ranting, and I will do my damdest to correct a wrong by calm explanation and attempting to understand the other person's viewpoint. In the absence of a moderator I had tried to stop what I knew was gonna happen and hoped I knew the difference between when to explain and when to shut up.

I appologise to all if I went a bit far.

*tut* *tut* Mad dog also forgot to add that he's a true Gent :)

[Mad Dog]

DONT FEKIN SHOUT AT ME MISTER :mad:

Keep it quiet,

The new moderator has only just done her CBT, she's studying the theory test and dreading doing out on the highway. :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Bet I'm one... :rolleyes:


well Im probably (with a probability of 99%) the other one :D

[Doro]

golly gee I certainly started summat here


but


not even close peeps


I only said Mrs R shouldn't worry cos she is a speshal fwend



or prone to worry


or summat


or maybe it was the shortest girly name so less typing required



or summat




:D

[Sir Ewok]

Fully understood and fully accepted Senior Ewok.

I really hope things are better for you now.

It doesn't matter if you fail, the important bit is trying.
To try is to live, to get up and dust off is to succeed as a Human Being.

You have my respect for trying, and for taking time to read, understand and for the appology. That takes a real man/woman to do so.


I am a very diplomatic, cool headed person, not given to ranting, and I will do my damdest to correct a wrong by calm explanation and attempting to understand the other person's viewpoint. In the absence of a moderator I had tried to stop what I knew was gonna happen and hoped I knew the difference between when to explain and when to shut up.

I appologise to all if I went a bit far.

Thank you for the above quote, I don't think I really deserve it, but I won't argue. It was easy to apologise to you, because it was obvious that I was wrong. Having jumped straight in with both feet and missing your second post, I completely mis-understood your sentiments. The written language is full of traps and writing in a hurry or mis-punctuating sentences can change the whole emphasis of the intention.
Thanks once again. I hate upsetting peeps, especially when I am the one at fault.
Feel free to visit ewokandtucks Emporium, where credit will be extended as a special incentive......

[Friar Tuck]

Ah! I like happy endings!

Erm I find the thought of Blue being "Nice" Very, Very scary! "Fluffy" and "Cuddly" maybe, but Nice? Never!

Pat's "Nice" though!

*snigger*

[minxy]

......... extends the grtoup hug out to Stev1e at any time. See you soon mate :)

[100%Pat]

I've been called a lot of unpleasant things in my time but 'Nice' was not one of them.....
But I do believe that anyone whose mummy can knit him a jumper like that must be a 'nice boy' at heart. :eek:

[STEViE]

......... extends the grtoup hug out to Stev1e at any time. See you soon mate :)
Thank you my dear, see you an' Jester sometime soonish (Feb Freezer ????)


...... anyone whose mummy can knit him a jumper like that must be a 'nice boy' at heart. :eek:
:D :D Tee Hee *snigger*

[gollum]

DON'T :eek:

I haven't told him about this place, got have somewhere to get away to. :cool:

You didn't need to, gollums been registered on here for some time :D

[TaxiDave]

You didn't need to, gollums been registered on here for some time :D


A three month lurker eh!! :D

[davesatan]

i have always imagined blue as a snug fit mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Friar Tuck]

I've been called a lot of unpleasant things in my time but 'Nice' was not one of them.....
But I do believe that anyone whose mummy can knit him a jumper like that must be a 'nice boy' at heart. :eek:
My Mummy didn't knit my jumpers, so nerr! My mate's wife did! :p

[Sir Ewok]

No, his mummy did the gloves with the string through his sleeves.......LOL!

[TaxiDave]

And his matching woolly hat with the pom pom :D

[Blue]

i have always imagined blue as a snug fit mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:p You have a vivid imagination sir

[AlanMcAloon]

:p You have a vivid imagination sir

Not as vivid as mine......

:cool:

[100%Pat]

As mine.... to me snug fit conjures up the idea of a 'nice' warm cardy..... probably Angora not that itchy mohair stuff....
Hmmmm must be my age.... I must resist those fluffy slippers

[gollum]

Not as vivid as mine......

:cool:

Or mine :D

[Friar Tuck]

And his matching woolly hat with the pom pom :D
My mate kept cutting off the pom pom! I kid you not, have a clashing woolly hat and scarf! No mitts though!

Any one care to knit me some then?

[Friar Tuck]

:p You have a vivid imagination sir
Erm, have you ever thought of taking up nursing, Blue?