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[100%Pat]

Just a few words to remind folk what this forum is about. I like to think this forum is a good mix of personalities, we are all bikers and like minded folk, most of us have met some, if not all of the others, friendships have been forged that have stuck for ages. Yes there is some heated debate now and then, we cannot all agree all the time. But I do like to think this forum's success is built on fun and the ability of its member to respect others opinions even if they do not agree with those opinions themselves. The majority of us feel we know each other well enough to be able to take the piss, but we also know the line between taking the piss and causing offence.
Please bear that in mind.
I have openly encouraged freedom of speech and will try my best to not delete threads or posts unless absolutely neccessary, but there is a fine line between freedom of speech and allowing personal insults and vendettas to continue. THIS I WILL NOT DO!
I hate having to post this, I hate deleting threads and posts, but I have had to do that today and it sickens me. Freedom of speech is not malicious, it is not personal insults aimed at each other.
For all those who do not have any idea of why I am writing this , then please accept my appologies for boring you with this rant, for anyone who does know what Im on about, please take heed or TAKE IT OUTSIDE!

THAT IS WHAT PRIVATE MESSAGING AND EMAIL IS FOR.

[DANNY]

Yes Miss......

[Doro]

Thanks Pat

some folk can't tell the difference between a conversation, a debate and an argument

I like all the posts and post'ers' on this forum and I like the lack of personal arguments being brought into things.

I always keep things of a more personal nature in PMs

(God I hope Stu and Pat can't read some of the PMs I send Gypsy *blush*)


tis one of the better things on here, the edit button and the ability to PM folk

long may it stay like this


although thanks to one or two of the peeps on here who did a good job of moderating the thread themselves, well done chaps :)


now, lets get back to the sillyness


:cool:

[100%Pat]

Thanks Doro, and yes I agree some people stayed civil even under extreme provocation and I have thanked them for that myself.

[Jonnyfp]

Gimme the word censors! ... :D

[Doro]

jonny you are power hungry


[statement of fact therefore NOT open to debate]



ha ha

[Gypsy]

well said pat... this is now the only forum i go on cos its always been so laid back :D

[Jonnyfp]

jonny you are power hungry


[statement of fact therefore NOT open to debate]



ha ha



I don't completely agree....
:D :D :D

[mr.chaz]

A boxing ring and a couple of 4x2's usually sorts the men from the boys - and shuts the rest up too!

Place your bets gentlemen please. :p

[Gypsy]

hehe go for it... doro's gonna kick jonnys arse lol :D

[Doro]

yeah I already hijacked one of his posts



I'm on a roll, man :p

[Mad Dog]

Thankyou Pat,

I'd like to wish you, Rick and everyone a very Merry Christmas,
treasure your family and friends,
raise a glass to those absent
and have a happy and safe New Year


Peace on Earth and Goodwill to all men/women/cats/dogs/goats


"Give me the strength to change the things I can
The abilty to accept those I cannot
and the wisdom to know the difference"

[100%Pat]

Thank you Mr Mad and the same to you and yours and the psycho dogs too. :D

[Sir Ewok]

Mad Dog, Please see my post regarding you and the comments I made.

Merry Christmas to you and Yours.....

[Mad Dog]

Mad Dog, Please see my post regarding you and the comments I made.

Merry Christmas to you and Yours.....

Seen and noted.

Right back at yer :D

[Simon B]

Could'nt add to Pats statement, well said, there are some fine and upstanding people on here. I would hate to see things degenerate as they have done on other sites.
Personal stuff is just that personal and shouldnt be aired.
Blast Ive added to Pats statement.


Hope you ALL have a fine and splendid Christmas & a great New Year.

[100%Pat]

Group hug everyone.....Errrrr Yuck... that didnt mean you Mr Chaz, keep that tee shirt away from me.... :D

[mr.chaz]

Group hug everyone.....Errrrr Yuck... that didnt mean you Mr Chaz, keep that tee shirt away from me.... :D

Get your dirty filthy hands off me.
I know where they've been!

Group hug indeed! Feel that warm sensation? Well that's me p*ssing down your leg!

[Mad Dog]

Can I have that hug whilst the T-shirt is in the "up" position :D

(And that question is aimed at Pat)

[100%Pat]

I'm horrified that you would think I'm 'that' type of lady...... Oooooh I'm swooning with the indignity of it....... Oh well you talked me into it.... okay then. Quick while no ones looking! :D

[Doro]

we tried that at the forum party MD - but she wasn't having any of it, despite the high consumption af vodka


(I was involved only for the opportunity to take photos you understand..!)

[Blue]

Cheers Pat.

You do realise that all those blokes are now imagining you in your Dominatrix gear and drooling??!! ;)

[Mad Dog]

Any minute now Lynne will turn up with a chorus of "Crackling Rose" :rolleyes:

[Huw Beer Monster]

Cheers Pat.

You do realise that all those blokes are now imagining you in your Dominatrix gear and drooling??!! ;)

Why's Pat drooling? :eek:

Oh, right, I get it...

Coat, please.

[mr.chaz]

Why's Pat drooling? :eek:



that's what old folk do.

she has also been known to fall asleep in her bowl of soup , if she doesn't get an afternoon nap.

[Blue]

that's what old folk do.

she has also been known to fall asleep in her bowl of soup , if she doesn't get an afternoon nap.

You are SO brave. And obviously very fleet of foot... :D

[100%Pat]

Thats quite alright, Chaz always has to have his little dig about my age... He hides his obsession really well dont you think? But sadly he has no chance with me... I like men with some kind of style and taste in clothes, I dont even expect too much from men when it comes to clothes, black will do fine, but I'm afraid Chaz falls rather short there too...... :p

[TaxiDave]

that's what old folk do.

she has also been known to fall asleep in her bowl of soup , if she doesn't get an afternoon nap.

Me thinks that there's a tea dance on today at the centre she goes to for her afternoon cuppa. Rich tea biscuits only though because anything else gets stuck under her plate. :D

[100%Pat]

Age brings wisdom..... which you obviously do not have......
Ageing taxidrivers with a penchance for deviant behaviour with ageing welsh trike builders shouldnt throw stones.....

[TaxiDave]

Age brings wisdom..... which you obviously do not have......
Ageing taxidrivers with a penchance for deviant behaviour with ageing welsh trike builders shouldnt throw stones.....


Ooh I'm sooo hurt now. Me, ageing, I'm just a spring chicken of a lad, thinking of all the nice people on here who I'm inviting to my fortieth next August. You are on my list Pat, even though Neil Diamond will not be on the playlist. :D

[Blue]

I like men with some kind of style and taste in clothes,

Or at least a decent choice of toupee.

I have seen the photo on his website (www.cossackrun.co.uk for anyone who's missed it!!). That is definitely a syrup! :D

[100%Pat]

Ooh I'm sooo hurt now. Me, ageing, I'm just a spring chicken of a lad, thinking of all the nice people on here who I'm inviting to my sixty fifth birthday next August. You are on my list Pat, even though Neil Diamond will not be on the playlist. Because at my age I couldnt stand the excitement , I have to take it easy nowadays, I cannot even get it up most of the time anyway :D


Oh thank you Dave, I find Neil Diamond quite exciting too, but I really think there are some things you should keep private mate :rolleyes:

[blackhack]

looks suspicious to me......a wee bit of thermal lagging there I think.........

[TaxiDave]

[QUOTE=100%Pat]Oh thank you Dave, I find Neil Diamond quite exciting too, in fact almost as exciting as watching paint dry, but let me know what you'd like as a present as I will be getting a huge back payment of my pension now that I've finally admitted to everyone how long ago my 60th birthday was QUOTE]
Cheers Pat :D :D

[defarter]

[QUOTE=100%Pat]Oh thank you Dave, I find Neil Diamond quite exciting too, in fact almost as exciting as watching paint dry, but let me know what you'd like as a present as I will be getting a huge back payment of my pension now that I've finally admitted to everyone how long ago my 60th birthday was QUOTE]
Cheers Pat :D :D


Thought i was getting on, [Zimmer frame or bike this year Pat] :eek: :eek:

[DANNY]

Oh thank you Dave, I find Neil Diamond quite exciting too, but I really think there are some things you should keep private mate :rolleyes:
TD try the old V pills, Mr Chaz says two of them and an 8x4 glossy photo of Pat keep him going all night.

[mr.chaz]

Yah , yah , yah,
blah , blah , blah

I'm the easy target eh? Come on you f8ckers is that the best you got?

I'll have you know I'm a trendsetter and the fashion world watch with "baited breathe" to see my next move. I nearly had my own designer shoe factory ( see this month's 100%) to prove it!
Syrup of figs? I have a mane of hair ( allright most of them are grey) that grown men would cry for. Well... maybe just Dan then. and he ain't a man. but he cries a lot.
as for viagra.... who needs it when you got Vodka.

As for 8 x 4 of Pat - pleeeease! The help the aged poster campaign was last month. Although I do have naked photos of a female editor here - who could that be?

That's my retort for now. Any more questions? No? thank you and f8ck off!
I drop my pants , stand on a stool and blow wind in your general direction!

[Mad Dog]

Careful now, there's a new FEMALE moderator on the block

she's loaded for bear and will eventually work out how to use it :D

[Blue]

she's loaded for bear

She's what???

[100%Pat]

Thats a point.... Blue could you give Doro some shooting lessons please when you get a moment? Anyone doing this job will need to be a crackshot. :D

[Mad Dog]

She's what???

As in Grizzly hunting ;)

[mr.chaz]

Thats a point.... Blue could you give Doro some shooting lessons please when you get a moment? Anyone doing this job will need to be a crackpot. :D


that's not a nice thing to say

[Doro]

she's loaded for bear

I'm what? huh? oooooo my head is spinning already



now if I was like loony I could have done a brilliant misquote with that MD :D

[mr.chaz]

I am not grizzly
I shave my ass like every other red blooded male on this forum.
don't we...
guys......
hello?

oh f8ck!

[AlanMcAloon]

now if I was like loony I could have done a brilliant misquote with that MD :D

Blushes

She loves me!

[Gypsy]

I am not grizzly
I shave my ass like every other red blooded male on this forum.
don't we...
guys......
hello?

oh f8ck!

and i always had you down as a waxer .. not thats not a mis-spelling :D

[Blue]

Thats a point.... Blue could you give Doro some shooting lessons please when you get a moment? Anyone doing this job will need to be a crackshot. :D

No problem. May I also recommend that you equip Madam Doro with an elephant gun (not saying that some forum members are on the substantial side or anything), a supply of Rophynol or other sedating drug of your choice, a large roll of gaffer tape and a very large bar of Wright's Coal Tar soap for the washing out of mouths.


Not That You'll Need Them, Doro. Not Often, Anyway...

[mr.chaz]

In fact , if I stick my ass out of the tent door in the morning , I am often mistaken for Wycliff. ( www.cossackrun.co.uk profiles to see what I mean)

Okay... so I lied.

[100%Pat]

And he sells it on ebay for a fortune..... :D

[Freak]

Ahhh back to normal at last (the forum that is), thank feck for that :D :D :D :D

[bill?]

or other sedating drug of your choice, .


Not That You'll Need Them, Doro....
I need sedating with vodka or beer nearly all the time these days.

the occasional herbal ciggy works as well :D

[mr.chaz]

And he sells it on ebay for a fortune..... :D

I actually grow my bum hair down to my knees , then harvest it and weave it into ladie's handkerchiefs. Made from the silkiest , smoothest bum hair. THEN........I sell it for fortunes on E Bay.... Why?

Because I'm worth it!

[Blue]

I actually grow my bum hair down to my knees ,

That explains the toupee then. That's one helluva comb over...

[100%Pat]

PMSL!!
I didnt realise you two had met.... have you seen the 'teeshirt' as well? I anm still traumatised..... :D

[Doro]

all this talk of hair has reminded me of summat - new thread coming up....

[mr.chaz]

Listen.......
I am natural....
like the flowing rivers ,
like the glistening sun,
like the blowing wind (parp!)

and I refuse to spend a fiver on a haircut that Blue likes!

[mr.chaz]

PMSL!!
I didnt realise you two had met.... have you seen the 'teeshirt' as well? I anm still traumatised..... :D

Why are women editors the burden of my life?