Arsehole neighbours!!!

[Mitch]

Bank Holidays, a.k.a. national DIY days aren't they?

We thought we'd join in with all the 'normal' (straight) people and finally get our house in order - we've been here for nearly four years now and all we've had done is have the bedroom plastered :eek:

We went up to Ikea on Saturday, after chasing around two branches round the M25, we bought one of those modular racking systems for putting up clothes rails, etc.

Today, we ended up getting a couple of masonry drill bits as the walls are a bit thick around here :D - that and getting the paint we needed took us a couple of hours till about midday.We dawdled about till three or so, then we started to put the racks up.

at 5.50pm was this KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! on't wall. I said to Mrs R 'looks like boring twat next door's complaining' so I went round to see if everything's OK...

He had a right whinge!!! about it being a bank holiday and we should have told him first what we're doing - WHY...? He's not our keeper...
I said to him, yes it is a bank holiday and we're not drilling late at night, so what's wrong with that?

After more drivel in a similar vein I walked back next door and carried on for a bit, till the crap drill bit I'd just bought wore out!

Oh yeah, this sad tosser (divorcee) once said he used to be a biker!! Right-oh!

He's in for a bit of a shock next year, when we get the builders in to sort our loft conversion and sun room that's got to be rebuilt (because the previous owners built it without proper planning permission - which is now sorted retrospectively - and it's badly built). :D :D

New Year's Eve party round here methinks!

[Yoda]

i am in the process of having this done
good job i have very understanding neigbours
I have a biker one side, and a very decent black gentleman the other and considering he can access the back of his house from the alley now and for the next month he has been brilliant

[John Hopkins]

good job i have very understanding neigbours

They make allowances for the fact that you've got big mates... :D John

[Kylie]

Antisocial hours are after 11pm and before 7am I believe. Most sociable people avoid doing noisy jobs after about 8, or earlier if they know their neighbours have children or wrok odd shifts etc etc.

We've been making tons of noise here trying to sort the house out, and I'm sure Andy's neighbours must have been sick of the noise of the strimmer while i was trying to sort the garden yesterday.... but not as sick of it as I was!!!

Tell your neighbour to go stick it up his rectum!

:D

ps - as bank holiday probably equals take lots of drugs and annoy the fuck out of your neighbours in chav speak I have left them to it and spent the weekend in Scunthorpe to avoid the noise..... now if it goes to court, this drastic action should prove that it really is a problem!!!! :p

[kiffer38]

i am in the process of having this done
good job i have very understanding neigbours
I have a biker one side, and a very decent black gentleman the other and considering he can access the back of his house from the alley now and for the next month he has been brilliant
so its you making all the noise :D

[Mental Dave]

my old neighbour was a right git, I was fitting a new kitchen and started to knock the old tiles off the wall at 12pm on a sat he complained, I told him to feck off. two weeks later I was sanding the wooden floor in the living room at 2.30pm on a sat he went mental asked why I couldnt do it during the week, I explained that most people work during the week. I lived there for 5 years and he complained about something almost once a month without fail, He even went mad cos my parents visited and had the cheek to park outside his house where his wife parked, on a public road. Some people just need a smack.

[Mrs Reject]

We thought we had a very good relationship with all our neighbours - we are after all reasonable people, if anyone has a problem with us all they have to do is come over and speak to us, we would invite them in for a drink or something!
Turns out this lifeless tit has already been onto the police trying to get a noise abatement order :eek: He obviously didn't get anywhere, ok me and Mitch got a bit pissed recently and put on Motorhead at 10.30 but ff's, it's not as if we do that everynight!
Maybe we should have a few weeks of really loud sex - I'd like to see him complain about that :D

[Oobyscoot]

Well I have just spent the day welding, grinding, hammering and dropping loud clangy things followed by loud swearing with not one complaint.

Our neighbours know better. :p

My mate has a bandit 1200S, same as mine, but he now has lower foot pegs, higher wider bars and longer brake and gear pedals. Not bad for a bank hilody's bodgin if you ask me.

[ChopperFXR]

My neighbours are great, except the one next door. I live in a tiny village of about 30 houses. No pub, no shop, no post oriffice, just one road. The farmer lets me keep one of my boats in his yard.

One of the neighbours has told his kids that I eat children and if they are noisy or don't behave he will send them to me!!! First time I met them they were terrified. They are good kids.

The guy next door is a complete tit. He claims he used to be a biker. I trimmed the hedge and had a sort out in the woodshed. Had a small bonfire going. All wood, nothing nasty like old tyres. Left daughters boyfriend to watch the fire. Next thing I know is this weasel comes out and tells him to put the fire out or he will call the cops!!! He vanished when I came back out. The same fuckwit often blocks the road with his van, but complains when other people park on the road.

Bit of give and take is all it needs, but some people you just have to wonder who or what their parents had sex with.

Chopper.

[Yoda]

so its you making all the noise :D
no not today - my builders are resting
they are recovering from the lashings (watch that get misquoted)

[Mrs Reject]

Obviously your neighbour isn't a man in his 40's who has metamorphosed into a fucking old woman :)
I'll bet Taffs neighbours never complain about him :)

[Yoda]

Obviously your neighbour isn't a man in his 40's who has metamorphosed into a fucking old woman
Thankfully No

[Kylie]

Maybe we should have a few weeks of really loud sex - I'd like to see him complain about that :D
Thankfully the chavs have got to a stage where they don't do that anymore - he must be really sh1te in bed cos she used to fake orgasms at very high volume.... if they were real i might understand why she stays with someone who beats the crap out of her.... but as they're fake I really don't get it! :confused:

[Grav]

Want a lodger for a couple of weeks, Mitch? It will really piss him off if a scouser moves in next door.........

snigger...... :D

[Yoda]

Want a lodger for a couple of weeks, Mitch? It will really piss him off if a scouser moves in next door.........

snigger...... :D
and a brummie - can i come too :)

[Grav]

Oooohhh that would be evil



big snigger....... :D

[frenchie]

. . wanna rent out couple of my rotties or all 4 for a week then?

fren

[Yoda]

. . wanna rent out couple of my rotties or all 4 for a week then?

fren

surely Grav would just nick em :)

[Grav]

Tried that......got told off......

:o :D

[willie2006]

that`s it then, sorted. forum meet up party at mitch`s place. lol :D

[lowrider]

He had a right whinge!!! about it being a bank holiday and we should have told him first what we're doing -
Why not,i would,no harm.
"Sorry mate we are going to be doing XYC and there is going to be a lot of noise"
They then if they want can make plans to be out to avoid the noise.
Just being a good neighbour.
Can't see the problem

[Mrs Reject]

All very well in theory Lowrider but he didn't want to go out. He wanted us to shut up while he spent the day front of the telly - all he ever does is watch telly and he's banging on the wall if I turn on the food processor or hoover.
We don't have a t.v so any hobbies we want to do when he is home result in him hammering on the wall. I'm not prepared to sit quietly in my own home reading every night just to please that tit - I work full time too and like to do things in the evening.

[clanger]

Ah that's it....the nail on the head...the lazy so and so is addicted to his tv...lives for it in fact. Anything that interrupts viewing will make him rant and rave.

Get him off his fat arse and out into the real world meeting 'real' people, and/or a hobby of some description should sort him out.

Perhaps he'd have felt better about the noise had you started at 8am (nowt on the box then!) :p

[lowrider]

All very well in theory Lowrider but he didn't want to go out. He wanted us to shut up while he spent the day front of the telly - all he ever does is watch telly and he's banging on the wall if I turn on the food processor or hoover.
We don't have a t.v so any hobbies we want to do when he is home result in him hammering on the wall. I'm not prepared to sit quietly in my own home reading every night just to please that tit - I work full time too and like to do things in the evening.
Yep,but you have "done the right thing".
If after that he moans fuck him.
Plus how he spends his time and your opinion is not relevant.
Got my council hat on here by the way. :D
I know from my work as resident on various council groups how much some people moan and about what,we even had one bloke moaning that next door kept his wheelie bin at the front of the house even though the only access to the back is through the house. :confused:
So it always best to be in the right,just in case he deciedes to be a real arse hole. ;)

[Mitch]

The only reason we started drilling in the afternoon was I had to stop the house from burning down!

For the past few weeks, there has been this funny smell coming from the bathroom area - we first blamed each other for doing an enormous dump (due to the wholefoods diet Mrs R's been on recently - I can't do with it me'sen)... then thought the drains were steenking, they always get blocked due to some arse sticking panty-liners down the toilet, etc.

The source of the smell was revealed when I tried turning the shower water heater switch off - it wouldn't! :eek: I opened the switch up to find loads of burnt wire casing and a burnt out switch :mad:

Those of you who know the story of our ramshackle house wouldn't be surprised to find out that the switch wasn't even earthed to the block connector inside the pattress at the back when it was installed...

... looks like we'll be needing a sparky next year as well as a plumber and a builder when we do the house up!

[Grav]

You are lucky the house didn't go up in smoke, Mitch. Get your electrics inspected asap. Sounds like whoever fitted the shower didn't do it right and you could have fried every time you switched the damn thing on.

[Kylie]

... looks like we'll be needing a sparky next year as well as a plumber and a builder when we do the house up!
Perhaps if we give them 2 jobs to do they'll give us discount? We need an electrician, builder, plumber (for the central heating, we've mastered the rest) and a plasterer to sort it all out after!

Andy says this is the house Jack Bodged!