Why?

[ladybiker]

Hello all,

I have a question for everyone (please excuse my ignorance) :D

Why are there no riding clubs in england?

In america we have the usual big main MC's and a high number of riding clubs.

You can tell the difference by their jackets, the MC's have 3 piece patches and are Known and respected everywhere they go.

& the riding clubs normally have the letters of the club and sometimes a name on the top, I.E the R on the jacket for Ruff Ryders and LB on the jackets for Lady Bikers and enjoy ride outs and just having fun.

My Question is why is the biking community so segregated and stagnant here in England?

On searching for a online club, I've come across several forums dedicated to putting the idea of riding clubs down. Its really disheartening and scary, especially for newbies to the biking industry :(

Anyone care to explain?

[eigerton]

not a good time to ask - apologies if you are bona fide newby but bike riders are an interest for journos at the moment

[kitkatman]

I ride on my own as nobody likes me.....

[ladybiker]

not a good time to ask - apologies if you are bona fide newby but bike riders are an interest for journos at the moment
oh ok, been snooping through the forum and i can see why and i understand now

[ladybiker]

I ride on my own as nobody likes me.....
:D oh Im sure thats not true.
Lone riding can get so boring not to mention dangerous at times especially for us chicks

[Dougie]

I ride on my own as nobody can stand the smell.....
Bit harsh KKM! :D

[kitkatman]

Bit harsh KKM! :D
Lol.....kant...... :D

if i go out with mates, its normally a right jumble of bikes, crossers, rice crackers, me on my chop and anything that has 2 wheels!
We ride what we want to ride, but its a rarity for me to be pack riding these days as i dont get the time like i used to, so sometimes my ride for the day is a 5 mile trip into work followed by a 45 mile trip back, depending on mood and weather....


welcome by the way

[ladybiker]

Lol.....kant...... :D

if i go out with mates, its normally a right jumble of bikes, crossers, rice crackers, me on my chop and anything that has 2 wheels!
We ride what we want to ride, but its a rarity for me to be pack riding these days as i dont get the time like i used to, so sometimes my ride for the day is a 5 mile trip into work followed by a 45 mile trip back, depending on mood and weather....


welcome by the way
Thanks for the welcome

Always the long route back, that's the only way :D

[Kylie]

:D oh Im sure thats not true.
Lone riding can get so boring not to mention dangerous at times especially for us chicks
I ride on me own.... be more dangerous for anyone trying to be a bother to me... i bite! :D

[tease]

I ride alone or with the wife and a small group, I find it MORE fun as you aren't limited. You can maintain a better average speed and less to worry about.

As to RC's, there are tons out there.

[Yoda]

welcome to the site
have a look under bike/rally clubs here
http://www.bikerlifestyle.co.uk/Links/bike-clubs.html

[Maggie B]

Lol
a very firey new thread from a new person

No rally clubs?
where do you live here in the Great Britain
tiny hamlet in a cave :D

never been to a rally?

"You can tell the difference by their jackets, the MC's have 3 piece patches and are Known and respected everywhere they go.

Yes, most of us know-there are many clubs here in the UK

& the riding clubs normally have the letters of the club and sometimes a name on the top, I.E the R on the jacket for Ruff Ryders and LB on the jackets for Lady Bikers and enjoy ride outs and just having fun.

You need to point out the riders are ladies in USA? Blimey, you think they would know
and you let them have FUN
Oh no, lady riders having fun is not allowed here in the UK
chained to the kitchen sink we are, Guvner

My Question is why is the biking community so segregated and stagnant here in England?

Erm it used to be even more segregated, is almost mainstream now, old ladies tend not to run away screaming when we turn up at places on our motosickles

and Stagnant???

more pungent of a sunday, than stagnant

On searching for a online club, I've come across several forums dedicated to putting the idea of riding clubs down. Its really disheartening and scary, especially for newbies to the biking industry

whaddya mean newbie to biking INDUSTRY-you hoping to open a shop?
or you are not a bike rider now?

Go to Yoda's site & marvel at our rich & massive Biker community :p

are you a troll?

[Jus1]

aye - welcome ... but a confused welcome ;) !!

Stagnant and Segregated ?! .... dont follow you?

I know fer a fact the Harley / Custom crowd dont ride around with the GSXR "stunt boys" in the US ...

define that "segregated" comment if you would be so kind.
as fer stagnant ... well, maybe YOURS is ... ours is bangin!!!!!

suggest you get on and get out and meet some ...... that's how we generally do it over here ;)

[tease]

I can agree with MOST of what you said Maggie, except about women riders. There is a MUCH larger percentage of women on bikes than in the states and personally I find the women here to be more independant (if sometimes outspoken :D )

Over here there is a better mix of bikes as well, in the great ol US most stick to their own brand (something I never did). It is understandable that cruisers don't ride much with racers, different riding styles. Me? I get there when I get there, not into 5 minutes faster or not at all.

[Maggie B]

I can agree with MOST of what you said Maggie, except about women riders. There is a MUCH larger percentage of women on bikes than in the states and personally I find the women here to be more independant (if sometimes outspoken :D )

Over here there is a better mix of bikes as well, in the great ol US most stick to their own brand (something I never did). It is understandable that cruisers don't ride much with racers, different riding styles. Me? I get there when I get there, not into 5 minutes faster or not at all.

WHADDYA MEAN OUTSPOKEN




:D

You say there are more women Bike riders here in the UK? (sorry a bit daft-not sure of your meaning

interesting

I think that'll probably be down to the traffic on this overfull little island of ours
male & female get frustrated by sitting in a car at 5pm, plus we have lots of great roads in a days ride :)

[The Beer Monsters]

WHADDYA MEAN OUTSPOKEN




:D Causing trouble again Maggie? ;) :p

[kitkatman]

Woman should be allowed to ride their bikes after they have done the dishes, the ironing, hoovering and matromonial duties......... :D

i would say i would run away, but i cant.....

[tease]

WHADDYA MEAN OUTSPOKEN




:D

You say there are more women Bike riders here in the UK? (sorry a bit daft-not sure of your meaning

interesting

I think that'll probably be down to the traffic on this overfull little island of ours
male & female get frustrated by sitting in a car at 5pm, plus we have lots of great roads in a days ride :)

Honestly, a larger PERCENTAGE of riders here are women ;) I think the Europeans (Brits definitely included) are ALOT less uptight about it, then again, maybe thats why Im here and not there :D

[Grav]

Yep, there's lots of women bikers and not a lot of them give a monkeys who they ride with.

[Womble_Lancs]

Yep, there's lots of women bikers and not a lot of them give a monkeys who they ride with.

That's true, I even ride with you :p

[tease]

Yep, there's lots of women bikers and not a lot of them give a monkeys who they ride with.
And rightly so. When we got the wifes bike I told her now she can do what she loves with or without me, she is with me because she WANTS to be (lord knows why)

[Grav]

That's true, I even ride with you :p

Sometimes you can even keep up........ :D

[Womble_Lancs]

Sometimes you can even keep up........ :D

Ha, I lost you even when we were going below the speed limit :p 'enjoying the scenery', my arse! :rolleyes:

Seriously though, thanks for all your help t'other day with the GT. It should be ready to ride tomorrow and I might get my sanity back :D

[Grav]

Ha, I lost you even when we were going below the speed limit :p 'enjoying the scenery', my arse! :rolleyes:

That's why I dropped back, so I could see round your arse....... :D

Seriously though, thanks for all your help t'other day with the GT. It should be ready to ride tomorrow and I might get my sanity back :D
No probs hun, glad to be of help.

[Kylie]

Grav poking about for a good spanking there :p

[Grav]

Bloody hell, another one with a big bum....... :D

[Dougie]

Bloody hell, another one with a big bum....... :D
Nowt wrong with big bummed lasses Grav,keep you warm in winter.........









Hide me someone! :eek: :eek:

[Yoda]

Bloody hell, another one with a big bum....... :D
That reminds me of my favourite song :-) :)

altogether now


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

[GreatBritishRob]

In america we have the usual big main MC's and a high number of riding clubs.


Well this is Great Britain, not America.
We also dont ride around looking like rejects from the Blue Oyster Club.
If you look around you'll probably find more bike clubs, bike events etc etc per head of people than you would ever find in the USA, the USA only fools itself into thinking it has more.
As far as us being disapointing, well what you doing here then? If you want the USA way of doing things its only a plane flight away.
Sod it, im being orrible aint i?!?!?!?!
:D

[ladybiker]

Woman should be allowed to ride their bikes after they have done the dishes, the ironing, hoovering and matromonial duties......... :D

i would say i would run away, but i cant.....

Ofcourse we should after our matromonial duties ............ :D

we have to let our husbands get a decent enough headstart :eek:

[ladybiker]

Well this is Great Britain, not America.
We also dont ride around looking like rejects from the Blue Oyster Club.
If you look around you'll probably find more bike clubs, bike events etc etc per head of people than you would ever find in the USA, the USA only fools itself into thinking it has more.
As far as us being disapointing, well what you doing here then? If you want the USA way of doing things its only a plane flight away.
Sod it, im being orrible aint i?!?!?!?!
:D
oooooooooooo i love a mean man :p

[lowrider]

Plus in Britain we don't have the obbession that you seem to have across the pond for labels and badges.
Might see a few rally badges over here and the odd club patch and thats it.
Not the long list of badges that seem to be on most USA riders jackets. :rolleyes:

[GreatBritishRob]

oooooooooooo i love a mean man :p
OH! Have a chat with Grav then, he's truely hard core bad ass mo fo! :D

[tease]

I agree with you Rob, personally I find the bike scene ALOT more active than I ever did over the water. I could point you to groups who think you must book your friggin HOTEL room for a rally!

The scene here is SO much better, laid back and just friggin fun!

By the way, just back (last Thursday) from 2 weeks around Snowdonia. FANTASTIC place with so much to look at and do, and the roads are something fantastic! Thanks to pointing out the place to me last year!

[GreatBritishRob]

I agree with you Rob, personally I find the bike scene ALOT more active than I ever did over the water. I could point you to groups who think you must book your friggin HOTEL room for a rally!

The scene here is SO much better, laid back and just friggin fun!

By the way, just back (last Thursday) from 2 weeks around Snowdonia. FANTASTIC place with so much to look at and do, and the roads are something fantastic! Thanks to pointing out the place to me last year!
Your more than welcome mate. Hopefully get meself sorted and i'll give ya a shout about some time up Tryfan etc.

[Kylie]

Bloody hell, another one with a big bum....... :D
Pads my bones on long rides grav!

[tease]

Your more than welcome mate. Hopefully get meself sorted and i'll give ya a shout about some time up Tryfan etc.
Be glad to, scrambled up a few hills near Betys, then we went round Machynlleth, got fantastic pics from all round. Portmeirion was a good place to see as well. "I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!" :D

[Grav]

OH! Have a chat with Grav then, he's truely hard core bad ass mo fo! :D
Snigger......... :D

[Womble_Lancs]

That's why I dropped back, so I could see round your arse....... :D


:eek: :eek: :eek:

How dare you, how very dare you! Just cos you is a midget and I isn't!

[Kylie]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

How dare you, how very dare you! Just cos you is a midget and I isn't!
He very dare cos he helps us fix our motorbikes so we wouldnt dare break him!!!

[Bassman]

That's why I dropped back, so I could see round your arse....... :D
Grav... gotta admit, even though it will probably get me into trouble as well, that that is a great answer.....

Ermm.. by the way...how far back did you have to go?

:D

[Creature]

Not the long list of badges that seem to be on most USA riders jackets.
bummer bummer darnt take mine off thats all that holds my fav denim in one piece :):)

[Grav]

Grav... gotta admit, even though it will probably get me into trouble as well, that that is a great answer.....

Ermm.. by the way...how far back did you have to go?

:D
About three miles.......... :D

[Womble_Lancs]

He very dare cos he helps us fix our motorbikes so we wouldnt dare break him!!!

Oh yeah. Umm, erm, fancy another cuppa, Grav? :cool:

[Womble_Lancs]

Ermm.. by the way...how far back did you have to go?:D

Wotchit, you. I know where you, erm, 'work' :eek:

[Bosun]

Bloody hell, another one with a big bum....... :D

well yes her fella is taller than her
and kylies rear is a sight to gladden eyes in the morning


welcome to the site LB

[Kylie]

well yes her fella is taller than her
and kylies rear is a sight to gladden eyes in the morning


welcome to the site LB
Damn another one who saw my spotty knickers!

[shaggy696969]

Damn another one who saw my spotty knickers!
Ermm ............. an I did :eek: :D :o

[Freak]

and I've seen you shower :p

[Grav]

I saw her having a stealth piss...... :D

[Kylie]

Ermm ............. an I did :eek: :D :o
I don't even remember meeting you... which one are you? I need a picture to jog my memory!

[critch]

That's true, I even ride with you :p


but your not fussy lass


you even talk to me ;) :D


good community here ,been member of both sides ,know which i prefer...... think you just trolling over what recently happened


if not i appologise ;)

[Kingo]

Be glad to, scrambled up a few hills near Betys, then we went round Machynlleth, got fantastic pics from all round. Portmeirion was a good place to see as well. "I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!" :D

Why didn't you let me know you were comming to my neck of the woods,? we could have met up for a wet or 2.
I am only 9 miles from Machynlleth.

[Bosun]

I don't even remember meeting you... which one are you? I need a picture to jog my memory!

think pink mohican :)

[Kylie]

think pink mohican :)
Ah remember the face (and hair), i think i might have been drunk if we spoke tho!

[shaggy696969]

Pink for Chevvie no we never spoke, I just remember seein yer arse in them colourful kecks .

[Kylie]

Pink for Chevvie no we never spoke, I just remember seein yer arse in them colourful kecks .
Blame Andy - he chose my undies!

[shaggy696969]

And he could've chose a thong :eek:
I wear me best Hat and do they remember noooo they dont ! :D :D

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/shaggy696969/P107091420Small.jpg

[tease]

Why didn't you let me know you were comming to my neck of the woods,? we could have met up for a wet or 2.
I am only 9 miles from Machynlleth.
Absolutely sad about that Kingo, wish I HAD! the drinks would have been on me, but next time I definitely WILL! It is a spot we will all be revisiting for absolute SURE!

[clanger]

Lone riding can get so boring not to mention dangerous at times especially for us chicks

Speak for yourself, love...I ride alone and I actually really like it, as for being dangerous...that's what people said when I packed up my rucksack and travelled across the world ALONE...I survived...I came back.

I reckon it's a state of mind....if your confident you'll be fine...if your a weedy female and call yourself a chick, then you've obviously no confidence in yourself :D and possibly become an open target :eek:

[Kylie]

Speak for yourself, love...I ride alone and I actually really like it, as for being dangerous...that's what people said when I packed up my rucksack and travelled across the world ALONE...I survived...I came back.

I reckon it's a state of mind....if your confident you'll be fine...if your a weedy female and call yourself a chick, then you've obviously no confidence in yourself :D and possibly become an open target :eek:I got told similar when I said I was hitching a lift between Portugal and Spain with a load of bikers :D I survived and had a thoroughly brilliant time!

[Creature]

I nearly always ride alone - too be honest I prefure it - buts then aghain altho I may have a destination to go to often dont go straight there

then there the fuel stops every 40 miles or so ti fill up :):):)

everytime i ride with someone or a group i feel my freedom has been taken away

as for rider/rally clubs theres plenty around - u just gotta look for them as some are sorta invite only

[critch]

:D oh Im sure thats not true.



no, its quite true ;) :D

[Maggie B]

[QUOTE=ladybiker]
Lone riding can get so boring not to mention dangerous at times especially for us chicks
QUOTE]

I'm with Kylie & Clanger on this one

wot a load of rot

dangerous

Why?

lonely? Ipod on, stop when you want, go see what you want when you want, go home when you want, divert to somewhere else if you like

sounds like bliss

NEVER do anything to make me unsafe, or feel unsafe

I think you are chanting the wrong mantra Ladybiker(are you a biker?)

maybe a "cage" would be more your style

[ladybiker]

Speak for yourself, love...I ride alone and I actually really like it, as for being dangerous...that's what people said when I packed up my rucksack and travelled across the world ALONE...I survived...I came back.

I reckon it's a state of mind....if your confident you'll be fine...if your a weedy female and call yourself a chick, then you've obviously no confidence in yourself :D and possibly become an open target :eek:
I am indeed a weedy female lol I'm one of those 'chicks' you see on a sportsbike wearing a pink helmet, a pink icon jacket and yes my confidence is non existence and i do feel like a target on my own :(
Thats the reason Im looking for a riding club preferable a sportsbike club.

but in saying that, I love getting dirty, I love all things bike and can't wait to mod or build a new one in my spare time in the very near future

[gothtec]

Thats the reason Im looking for a riding club preferable a sportsbike club.


EErrrmm! :confused: :eek:

[Kylie]

ladybiker I think you're going to be well out of luck - if you're not confident you really don't want to be trying to keep up with the sports bikers!

[kitkatman]

I am indeed a weedy female lol I'm one of those 'chicks' you see on a sportsbike wearing a pink helmet, a pink icon jacket and yes my confidence is non existence and i do feel like a target on my own :(
Thats the reason Im looking for a riding club preferable a sportsbike club.

but in saying that, I love getting dirty, I love all things bike and can't wait to mod or build a new one in my spare time in the very near future
I dont really do the club thing as such, i know lots of club members from all diferent walks, but i lie riding on me todd, boring as i may be, but its my little bit of pure freedom from the grind, if i want to talk and get pissed with my biking comunity type chappie friends, i go to a rally, put up a tent and go and get happily pissed with them and have a fuckin good laugj.....thats how i do it and it works for me

[tease]

I am indeed a weedy female lol I'm one of those 'chicks' you see on a sportsbike wearing a pink helmet, a pink icon jacket and yes my confidence is non existence and i do feel like a target on my own :(
Thats the reason Im looking for a riding club preferable a sportsbike club.

but in saying that, I love getting dirty, I love all things bike and can't wait to mod or build a new one in my spare time in the very near future
So (not trying to be rude, though it does end up that way at times)
You are a non confident, low experienced sports bike rider who wants to ride with a group of sport riders and build a speed machine in the near future that you cannot ride?

First I havent seen even where you are from, but (if I may) I will point out the flaws in all of this:

You are of low experience and confidence and want to ride with a group of people who go fast and do things people of high experience do. Personally I like to cruise and get there when I get there, but in my travels I see the racers and call some friends, those of low experience and confidence (with them) usually (at best) get left behind. Same reason they do not normally ride with cruisers, they want to go fast and bend the curves. At WORST, you of low experience and confidence might try to keep up with them (who HAVE the experience and confidence) and end up a grease smear on the road.

Next, you want to build your own machine and have no clue as to what is right and wrong (being of low confidence).

Experience and confidence (like respect and wisdom) are earned through time, not gained purely through association

[tease]

I dont really do the club thing as such, i know lots of club members from all diferent walks, but i lie riding on me todd, boring as i may be, but its my little bit of pure freedom from the grind, if i want to talk and get pissed with my biking comunity type chappie friends, i go to a rally, put up a tent and go and get happily pissed with them and have a fuckin good laugj.....thats how i do it and it works for me
Im with you KK, I preffer riding with my best and closest friends, those who take the time to get to know one anothers riding styles.

Even more so I love it on my own, if I want to take mountain curves I can do it in my own way (usually more lean than my friends) and do not have to adjust for a group. It is alot more freedom.

[Freak]

I am indeed a weedy female lol I'm one of those 'chicks' you see on a sportsbike wearing a pink helmet, a pink icon jacket and yes my confidence is non existence and i do feel like a target on my own :(
Thats the reason Im looking for a riding club preferable a sportsbike club.

but in saying that, I love getting dirty, I love all things bike and can't wait to mod or build a new one in my spare time in the very near future

What a crock of ****
All the right words, all in the wrong context
This lady aint no biker

[Taff]

My thoughts exactly Freak, just went thru all the posts to confirm that suspicion, you beat me to it.
Alarm bells rang with the username and avatar, for a start it's a guy, probably a journo.
Been contacted thru our website so far meself by The Sun, Channel 4, Daily Mail, and some yank vultures.
They all got one thing in common.
They can all get fucked.

[kitkatman]

What a crock of ****
All the right words, all in the wrong context
This lady aint no biker
What do you reckon then pete, a pre-op tranny......lol :D

[Kingo]

I think it's just another wind up :rolleyes:

[cherryB]

Blimey boys - you took your time. I sussed that on the first opening post quickly follwed by another thread asking for info on how to build a bike.

Horse **** springs to mind. :D :D :D

[The Beer Monsters]

My thoughts exactly Freak, just went thru all the posts to confirm that suspicion, you beat me to it.
Alarm bells rang with the username and avatar, for a start it's a guy, probably a journo.Strangely enough, there's been a lot of registrations in the last few days by people who have posted naff all. Perhaps they're just here to see if there's any mud. Might go off and do some detectoring of my own...

[Kylie]

Nosey parkers!


I didn't do nuffink wrong guv!

[kitkatman]

My thoughts exactly Freak, just went thru all the posts to confirm that suspicion, you beat me to it.
Alarm bells rang with the username and avatar, for a start it's a guy, probably a journo.
Been contacted thru our website so far meself by The Sun, Channel 4, Daily Mail, and some yank vultures.
They all got one thing in common.
They can all get fucked.
Thinking about whats happened over the last few days and the coverage of whats happened, this makes perfect sense, i dont lnow if any of you read the sun yesterday and the article on pages 16-17 titled, angeles of death.......what a crock of cack....but i suppose you right anything to sell a newspaper.......so hands up, dozy bollocks here never really put 2+2 together and possibly thought that the media would possible join a forum to try and get a story.......so i will join taff in telling the to go and fuck themselves....nosey cunts :mad:

[Captain Smurf]

I nearly always ride alone - too be honest I prefure it - buts then aghain altho I may have a destination to go to often dont go straight there

then there the fuel stops every 40 miles or so ti fill up :)

everytime i ride with someone or a group i feel my freedom has been taken away

as for rider/rally clubs theres plenty around - u just gotta look for them as some are sorta invite onlyOhhh - cheers mate :(































:rolleyes:

[GreatBritishRob]

Just looking at this from a different angle.
I think everyone needs to calm down. A bad thing has happened and nowt can change that and a lot of people are upset for good reason. I think if we all start getting jumpy about stuff its gonna do more harm than good though.
Ive seen this kind of thing before. If the press or whatever is infiltrating (for want of a better word) the forums etc then it may not be as bad as people think.
We all know what the media are like for cooking up bull****, maybe if they do get some good proper ideas, thoughts on the scene etc then maybe, just maybe some of their reports may end up with an inckling of truth in them for a change?!?!?!?!
At the end of the day paranoia is self destructive so fuck it, if people wannna know about the scene let them know, let them know how it really is and not all the urban myth bollocks.
Just an idea.

[Kylie]

Oh gawd... I agree with Rob (help!!), its not as if anyone's said/done anything that would give the wrong impression of us. Aside from the fact we kind of advised someone against trying to join a sports bike club (and gave logical reasons), we're generally a pretty friendly bunch so what do we have to hide?

[GreatBritishRob]

Just looking at this from a different angle.
I think everyone needs to calm down. A bad thing has happened and nowt can change that and a lot of people are upset for good reason. I think if we all start getting jumpy about stuff its gonna do more harm than good though.
Ive seen this kind of thing before. If the press or whatever is infiltrating (for want of a better word) the forums etc then it may not be as bad as people think.
We all know what the media are like for cooking up bull****, maybe if they do get some good proper ideas, thoughts on the scene etc then maybe, just maybe some of their reports may end up with an inckling of truth in them for a change?!?!?!?!
At the end of the day paranoia is self destructive so fuck it, if people wannna know about the scene let them know, let them know how it really is and not all the urban myth bollocks.
Just an idea.
It happens now and then Kylie, people actually catch on im actually bloody clever :D

[Kylie]

im actually bloody clever :D
I ain't going THAT far! You ride a pink bike after all!

[GreatBritishRob]

I ain't going THAT far! You ride a pink bike after all!
You have spotty pants and a fat arse but i dont hold that against ya. :p :D

[Kylie]

You have spotty pants and a fat arse but i dont hold that against ya. :p :D
Its a specially designed built in padded seat!

And yes, I have spotty pants! And proud of it! On Sunday morning they were stripy pants!

[GreatBritishRob]

On Sunday morning they were stripy pants!
Thanks for sharing that, i was gonna get summat to eat but shant bother now :D

[Kylie]

Thanks for sharing that, i was gonna get summat to eat but shant bother now :D
I'll have it instead then - i'm starving - takes a lot of eating to maintain a figure like mine!

[Captain Smurf]

Thanks for sharing that, i was gonna get summat to eat but shant bother now :DYou were gonna eat pants? :D

I think you should mention this obsession to your specialist Rob :)

[cherryB]

I'm always a bit wary of peeps who come on and start thread like that without any kind of 'hello i'm so and so and i ride a whatsit'.

but then i'm clever iyam. so next time i'l give you the wink ;) :D :D

Kylie hun, simple remedy to keeping ample handful on the rear end is eating plenty fried egg sandwiches with brown sauce folowed by chocolate cake. :rolleyes:

[Kylie]

Kylie hun, simple remedy to keeping ample handful on the rear end is eating plenty fried egg sandwiches with brown sauce folowed by chocolate cake. :rolleyes:
I'll give the brown sauce a miss but the rest sounds good!

[cherryB]

I'll give the brown sauce a miss but the rest sounds good!


bugga I feel hungry now and I cant eat bread at the moment, cos I'm trying to reduce my rear end to fit in my brand new custom seat currently under construction :D :D :D

[Kylie]

bugga I feel hungry now and I cant eat bread at the moment, cos I'm trying to reduce my rear end to fit in my brand new custom seat currently under construction :D :D :D
Women are meant to have big bums!

[Captain Smurf]

Women are meant to have big bums!You avin a go at Andy? :);)

[Kylie]

You avin a go at Andy? :);)
Lol nah I can't call him a bum at the moment, he's working all the hours that he's allowed to at the moment. And he has such a little cute bum!!!

[cherryB]

I do like a nice bum on a man :rolleyes:

[Kylie]

I do like a nice bum on a man :rolleyes:
They look silly without bums.....

[Womble_Lancs]

good community here ,been member of both sides ,know which i prefer...... think you just trolling over what recently happened


if not i appologise ;)

Erm, I assume that comment is aimed at Ladybiker and not me ;)
:cool:

How's yer little man, anyway? Had him on the bike yet? :D

[Kylie]

How's yer little man, anyway? :D
What a personal question!!!!!!! :p

[Womble_Lancs]

What a personal question!!!!!!! :p

Could be worse. I saw Mad Dave's little man at the weekend and I'm still having nightmares!

[Kylie]

Could be worse. I saw Mad Dave's little man at the weekend and I'm still having nightmares!
How RUDE! Did you ask to see his little man or did he force him upon you?!

Sorry, am going stir crazy as I am the only person in the office other than the office witch and I refuse to even acknowledge her presence.... so the only thing to keep me sane is you lot!!! :eek:

[kitkatman]

How RUDE! Did you ask to see his little man or did he force him upon you?!

Sorry, am going stir crazy as I am the only person in the office other than the office witch and I refuse to even acknowledge her presence.... so the only thing to keep me sane is you lot!!! :eek:
Well, thats you fucked then, you mind will be warped and altered beyond reconition....lol

[Kylie]

Well, thats you fucked then, you mind will be warped and altered beyond reconition....lol
I am now all alone in the office, the witch has left (hurrah!)

I was already warped!

[kitkatman]

I am now all alone in the office, the witch has left (hurrah!)

I was already warped!
Myu fragile likkle mind was damage by these peeps.........na cant blame them for that......so what can you do to the witches desk as a booby trp

[Kylie]

Myu fragile likkle mind was damage by these peeps.........na cant blame them for that......so what can you do to the witches desk as a booby trp
Nowt, she's like fecking royalty apparently so she gets her own office, I have to sit in a corridor and she nicks the paper out of my printer the ignorant cow.

[Grav]

Nick her paperclips and stick them in a voodoo effigy of her.

snigger....... :D

[Kylie]

Nick her paperclips and stick them in a voodoo effigy of her.

snigger....... :D
Her office is locked.....

[Grav]

superglue the key hole. :D

[Kylie]

superglue the key hole. :D
They don;t let me have superglue :(

I am sure I could produce a natural substance to put on the door handle.....

[John Hopkins]

Welcome to the forum...As a lot of us live in out of the way places and work different times it is unlikely that many riders would want to meet up and ride to the same place, We do have meets and ride outs, some small group of us may meet somewhere like the Ace Cafe and go for a ride at the drop of a hat, but Britain does not have the same weather as some of the States of America, also there is a code of the road "in general" that means bikers are safe to ride alone here..some of us are independent and like to ride at our own speeds, sometimes taking a road not travelled before on a whim..every forum will have a list of organised ride outs and rallys and riders often meet up on the road...but the main reason we don't have riding clubs, may be because we don't feel the need for them.... :D John

[John Hopkins]

whoops, I wrote that without reading all the posts...Still I stand by what I said even if it was a journo or an 11 year old schoolboy/girl... :D John

[cherryB]

Ahh bless John Boy - you are so sweet. ;)

Anyways on the subject of ride outs, we never organise any on here do we? so maybe we should have a massive ride out and all meet somehwere and kick ass for a bit :D

[John Hopkins]

Ahh bless John Boy - you are so sweet. ;)

Anyways on the subject of ride outs, we never organise any on here do we? so maybe we should have a massive ride out and all meet somewhere and kick ass for a bit :D

That would be something if all 3,938 members turned up, we could empty every petrol pump and fill every toilet on the route... :D John

[Urban Terrorist]

Ahh bless John Boy - you are so sweet. ;)

Anyways on the subject of ride outs, we never organise any on here do we? so maybe we should have a massive ride out and all meet somehwere and kick ass for a bit :D

But you have to take into account a small percentage of the forum are really bikers, the rest are bull****ters ;) :D

[kitkatman]

But you have to take into account a small percentage of the forum are really bikers, the rest are bull****ters ;) :D
I am real and i have the hatching certificate to prove it

[Urban Terrorist]

I am real and i have the hatching certificate to prove it

Can we see a copy of that, along with 50 witness names :D :D

[kitkatman]

Can we see a copy of that, along with 50 witness names :D :D
Just have a look on crimewatch.com

[cherryB]

I'm real too ask Dogz and I've ridden his bike :eek:

[kitkatman]

I'm real too ask Dogz and I've ridden his bike :eek:
That man leads peeps astray.... :D

[cherryB]

He can lead me astray if he wants :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

He can lend me ashtray if he wants :rolleyes:
Didn't know you smoked??? :confused:

[cherryB]

oooo theres quick innit ;)