amazing but true

[Qwyplain Dhark]

festive dec's are up
and all bulbs work ! :p

i am so impressed

[Mrs Reject]

Well done!!! We bought some purple curtains yesterday - they are well cool. We intend to decorate our living room in the gothic style some time in the future and so the new curtains are well suited to that style. Unfortunately at the moment we still have orange walls and bright red carpets from the last wanker who lived here so anyone visiting our house will probably think we have had a good taste bypass :eek: :eek: :eek:

[krammer]

Well done!!! We bought some purple curtains yesterday - they are well cool. We intend to decorate our living room in the gothic style some time in the future and so the new curtains are well suited to that style. Unfortunately at the moment we still have orange walls and bright red carpets from the last wanker who lived here so anyone visiting our house will probably think we have had a good taste bypass :eek: :eek: :eek: orange walls? when we bought this house the walls were covered in that piney laminate crap and the lounge carpet was a rather lovely pea green :eek:

[longhorn]

Luxury

We used to live in a shoebox int middle a road.

[krammer]

Luxury

We used to live in a shoebox int middle a road. a shoebox? thats just showing off. we used to live in an old fag packet. (pre health warning as well it was.)

[Santa]

Bloody luxury! We used to live in an old matchbook cover, and take in lodgers!

[krammer]

Bloody luxury! We used to live in an old matchbook cover, and take in lodgers! my god that's awful :D

[Jonnyfp]

A matchbox?? a matchbox, bloody luxury we used to live in a lake!!


Hmm we been ere before and so long ago. :D

[Dougie]

A lake?Ours was a muddy puddle!

[Spike]

you had mud ?! We used to *dream* of mud !!

[wegit]

We used to live in a spit puddle !!!

a GEORGE BEST spit puddle at that.

[Dougie]

you had mud ?! We used to *dream* of mud !!
It was mostly cowsh1t really!

[Sir Ewok]

We used to get up to go to work before we finished our shift, work a 26 hour day and pay the boss 7/6p for the pleasure. When we got home, we would have hot gravel for breakfast.

[bill?]

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night,
half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison,
work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill
owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home,
our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves
singing "Hallelujah."

[Friar Tuck]

Of course I've had it really rough! :)

I live an really smart, brand new bungalow! The Missus, makes me a cooked brekky every morning! Takes me to work, and picks me up at night. Cooks me evening meal for me, and tends to my every needs! ;)

And you try telling that to the kids of today! :p

[Bosun]

And you try telling that to the kids of today! :p

that purple curtains really do go with orange walls and a red carpet

and they'll say

"you've been to Mrs r's again havent you"

[Mrs Reject]

Of course I've had it really rough! :)

I live an really smart, brand new bungalow! The Missus, makes me a cooked brekky every morning! Takes me to work, and picks me up at night. Cooks me evening meal for me, and tends to my every needs! ;)

And you try telling that to the kids of today! :p

Have you ever suspected that your wife might be trying to kill you? Does she fry everything in batter then lard and empty the salt cellar over it :D

[Bosun]

Does she fry everything in batter then lard and empty the salt cellar over it :D



ooooh lucky you a good cook

[Spike]

It was mostly cowsh1t really!


No bull ?!

[Dougie]

Just cow!The bull was in a field down the road.

[longhorn]

Was that uddersfield.. :D

[Bosun]

Was that uddersfield.. :D


we may let you off that as its a pleasant post sunday lunch afternioon :D

there is a cowplain in sussex :confused:

[Dougie]

Cowlairs in Glasgow.......

[Freak]

Cowley in Oxford

[Dougie]

Cowdenbeath in Fife...

[BlackPig]

Tis all rubish,everybugger knows that the bovine population comes from the Isle of Wight !! :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

as in whats brown and steaming and comes out of Cowe?

the isle of wight ferry :D

[defarter]

as in whats brown and steaming and comes out of Cowe?

the isle of wight ferry :D


Find out here :D :D :D




http://www.badtastebearstore.com/acatalog/turds.html

[defarter]

Of course I've had it really rough! :)

I live an really smart, brand new bungalow! The Missus, makes me a cooked brekky every morning! Takes me to work, and picks me up at night. Cooks me evening meal for me, and tends to my every needs! ;)

And you try telling that to the kids of today! :p


Know what yer saying FT i have to put up with the samethings and i have just gone to great expence and bought Er in Dor's a brand new pair of Merry-Golds for Xmas, some peeps on this site dont know what hard-ship is... :mad:

[krammer]

Know what yer saying FT i have to put up with the samethings and i have just gone to great expence and bought Er in Dor's a brand new pair of Merry-Golds for Xmas, some peeps on this site dont know what hard-ship is... :mad: merry golds? :D i prefer terrys all.

[Dougie]

some peeps on this site dont know what hard-ship is... :mad:
It's a Battle-cruiser,innit?


I'll get me lifejacket......

[defarter]

merry golds? :D i prefer terrys all.


Old school type myself mate only the best for Er in Dor's :D :D